The Grand Inquisitor
Keeper of the holy verses
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- May 14, 2008
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...PIE!...
OMG! I love pie! Pie is sooo good it make u go boom schaka laka in da street! OMG! Pie b sooo good dat if u no like it u b da antichrist or sum horror that is beyond all logic and reason.
Pie melts in your mouth not in your hand.
Down here in the U.S. it’s inescapable, not just from restaurants and bakery sections, but from a hundred thousand or so roadside caravan vendors whose signage always brags of a good ass pie. There are lots of nasty variations involving half-cooked apple pies, nasty ass peanut butter pies, but I suppose the ultimate ubiquitous example is types of sour bread pies and four eye-crossingly salty-sour shits of meat pie.
Life a la bad ass pie is not a life worth living.
Naruto and sasuke loved pie so much dat dey eat it while dey had booty butt sex all night long.
As a child my definition of a good pie was one made at Bella's pie shop in Vancouver because, as a child, any discussion of the subtleties of dining will always be drowned out by a massive sweet wodge of creamy goodness. It was simply orgasmic.
IT WAS OMG GOOD!
Pie is the greatest creation of man. Screw Thomos edison, Nikola Tesla, Benjamin Franklin and all dose otha losers.
Pie beats dem all.
If i had to choose pie or world peace, I would choose pie.
If God were to hold all happiness concealed in his right hand, and in his left hand only a steaming pie, and to offer me the choice, I would with all humility take the left hand, and say: I will take this - for pie grants me more happiness than all the happiness in the world.
Love thy pie, for it is the great thing that binds us all.
OMG! I love pie! Pie is sooo good it make u go boom schaka laka in da street! OMG! Pie b sooo good dat if u no like it u b da antichrist or sum horror that is beyond all logic and reason.
Pie melts in your mouth not in your hand.
Down here in the U.S. it’s inescapable, not just from restaurants and bakery sections, but from a hundred thousand or so roadside caravan vendors whose signage always brags of a good ass pie. There are lots of nasty variations involving half-cooked apple pies, nasty ass peanut butter pies, but I suppose the ultimate ubiquitous example is types of sour bread pies and four eye-crossingly salty-sour shits of meat pie.
Life a la bad ass pie is not a life worth living.
Naruto and sasuke loved pie so much dat dey eat it while dey had booty butt sex all night long.
As a child my definition of a good pie was one made at Bella's pie shop in Vancouver because, as a child, any discussion of the subtleties of dining will always be drowned out by a massive sweet wodge of creamy goodness. It was simply orgasmic.
IT WAS OMG GOOD!
Pie is the greatest creation of man. Screw Thomos edison, Nikola Tesla, Benjamin Franklin and all dose otha losers.
Pie beats dem all.
If i had to choose pie or world peace, I would choose pie.
If God were to hold all happiness concealed in his right hand, and in his left hand only a steaming pie, and to offer me the choice, I would with all humility take the left hand, and say: I will take this - for pie grants me more happiness than all the happiness in the world.
Love thy pie, for it is the great thing that binds us all.
