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Pikachu in: Pikachu's Blue Note
(We open on the scene of a house, complete with a large enough yard for any Pokemon to run in. Some Pidgeys flit about in the sky, heralding a beautiful day in Pallet Town)
(We zoom a bit closer to see the house's front stoop. The door opens and Ash steps outside (we only see up to his torso) with Pikachu in his arms.
Misty(from the house): Ash? What about the laundry?
Ash: Let me put Pikachu outside first! (Ash kneels down and sets Pikachu on the ground) There you go...be careful and keep out of trouble!
Pikachu: Pika, Pikapi! (waves goodbye as Ash returns inside the house, then skitters over to a fence, where a smaller house marked "Pikachu's Hideaway" stands. He curls up in his private house and watches some Butterfree fly about.)
(Suddenly, the sound of footsteps is heard on the fence, prompting Pikachu to exit his secret hideout and climb in a tree to get a closer look.)
(Closer inspection reveals the footstep's owner to be a Vaporeon coming to sit on the fence. She glances over at Pikachu, prompting him to get heart eyes)
(Suddenly, Pikachu hears two Pidgeys singing off in the distance...and this gives him an idea...)
Pikachu(singing very badly): Piiiiii, pika pi pika pika chu...pika pika, pika pika chu...
Pidgey #1: Gi?
Pidgey #2: Pidgey!
(The Pidgeys fly off, much to Pikachu's surprise. The Vaporeon, meanwhile, doesn't notice Pikachu.)
(Just then, a Beedrill flies in and begins to take a drink from a flower. This inspires Pikachu again....)
Pikachu(imitating a Beedrill singing rather badly): Piiiiii, pika pi pika pika chu...pika pika, pika pika chu...
(We hear a *POINK*, followed by Pikachu howling in pain as he flies into the air)
(When he lands a few moments later, we learn why he yelped: a large red sore appears on his behind, just under his tail)
(The Vaporeon giggles as Pikachu rubs his wound in pain. Pikachu shoots her an annoyed look; until a strangely catchy melody catches his attention. He darts out of the yard in search of the sound.)
(Upon arrival in town, Pikachu discovers that the sound was coming from a radio, which is playing a jazzy melody. He listens for a while, then tries to sing with it...)
Pikachu(singing badly): Piiiiii, pika pi pika pika chu...pika pika, pika pika chu...
(Pikachu's bad singing causes various shoes, pies and junk to be thrown at him. Undaunted, our tiny hero crawls under the door of the music store, where he spots a similar looking radio in one corner, which has headphones and a mic attached.)
(Seeing the mic gives Pikachu an idea: What if he could SING for the Vaporeon next door to tell her that he loves her? He shakes off that idea as he turns on the radio, in hopes that it'll play the jazzy tune. Nothing happens.)
(Frustrated by this, Pikachu cranks up the volume to the max--but is in for a rude awakening when he tries on the headphones! The resulting blast of sound sends Pikachu to the ceiling, where he peels off and floats to the floor a few seconds later.)
(Just then, Pikachu finds a box with the same radio inside it on a shelf. After pushing it to the cash register (and paying for his new toy with some loose change, candy wrappers, and dryer lint), Pikachu heads for home with his new toy.)
(the scene fades to Pikachu's hideaway, where we see him reading the instructions to his new radio. After putting some batteries and a CD inside and connecting the mic to it, he runs inside the house, just as he spots the Vaporeon coming to sit on the fence.
(Ash and Brock watch from the stoop as Pikachu bounds on top of a box overlooking the fence, his mike in hand.)
Ash: Wonder what Pikachu's going to sing?
Brock: Hopefully not that awful singing he was singing this morning...
(Pikachu presses 'PLAY' on the CD player, throws on a sparkling jacket and sunglasses, and waits for the music to start)
[piano chord] (Pikachu, speaking): A one woman mon's what I wanna be....
[another piano chord] Stay by her side SO faithfully...
[and another piano chord] I would if I could, but it's just no good!
[one more piano chord] (Pikachu starts singing here) Cause there's two perfect girls for me-hee... (laughs) All right! (music picks up)
Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman mon's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
Ash(to Brock): Did you teach him this song?
Brock: No...
Pikachu: Oh yeah...
Officer Jenny, can't you see?
You can lock me up and throw away the key!
Jenny...if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now, and I'll do the time!
My uniformed beauty is simply the best!
Got my heart under house arrest!
But before that cop makes me her boy,
I'm head over heels... (he's head over heels) I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy...
Ooo!
Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman mon's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
All right!
Nurse Joy, won't you please?
Cure me of this bad disease?
Oh, joy, the diagnosis please,
When I see your face, my knees get weak!
Well, I'm burnin' up...I got the fever,
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave her!
Her bedside manner has healed so many,
But why am I in love... (why's he so in love?) Why am I in love with Officer Jenny...
Yeah!
Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman mon's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
All right! Swing it!
[dance break. We see various Pokemon grooving to the song, including the Vaporeon]
A one woman mon's what I wanna be,
But there's two perect girls for me-heeeee.....
(Pikachu holds the high note for effect--but after a few minutes, he storms into the hideaway to discover that the CD glitched! A quick Iron Tail makes the CD play normally.)
Brock: That's one way to fix a glitching CD player...
Pikachu: Oh, I try...and I try...and I still sweat deep inside...
From these two, I can't choose, I can't stand the bad news,
Bout the name of the girl that I love, ooo!
This can't go on, enough is enough!
I've got to pick one, no matter how tough!
It's time for eeny-meeny, miney-moe...
But wait a second... (wait a second) Wait a second! (come on and wait a second) What's her name? I just gotta know...
I've just gotta know!
Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman mon's what I wanna be,
But there's one... no, two...
No, three-four-five-six-seven...so many...
Perfect girls for me-heeeeeee! All right!
(Ash, Brock, and the Pokemon applaud as Pikachu takes a bow. To make the curtain call even sweeter, the Vaporeon jumps down from the fence and kisses him on the cheek! Pikachu sighs in the warm embrace of his beloved as the scene fades out.)
THE END
(We open on the scene of a house, complete with a large enough yard for any Pokemon to run in. Some Pidgeys flit about in the sky, heralding a beautiful day in Pallet Town)
(We zoom a bit closer to see the house's front stoop. The door opens and Ash steps outside (we only see up to his torso) with Pikachu in his arms.
Misty(from the house): Ash? What about the laundry?
Ash: Let me put Pikachu outside first! (Ash kneels down and sets Pikachu on the ground) There you go...be careful and keep out of trouble!
Pikachu: Pika, Pikapi! (waves goodbye as Ash returns inside the house, then skitters over to a fence, where a smaller house marked "Pikachu's Hideaway" stands. He curls up in his private house and watches some Butterfree fly about.)
(Suddenly, the sound of footsteps is heard on the fence, prompting Pikachu to exit his secret hideout and climb in a tree to get a closer look.)
(Closer inspection reveals the footstep's owner to be a Vaporeon coming to sit on the fence. She glances over at Pikachu, prompting him to get heart eyes)
(Suddenly, Pikachu hears two Pidgeys singing off in the distance...and this gives him an idea...)
Pikachu(singing very badly): Piiiiii, pika pi pika pika chu...pika pika, pika pika chu...
Pidgey #1: Gi?
Pidgey #2: Pidgey!
(The Pidgeys fly off, much to Pikachu's surprise. The Vaporeon, meanwhile, doesn't notice Pikachu.)
(Just then, a Beedrill flies in and begins to take a drink from a flower. This inspires Pikachu again....)
Pikachu(imitating a Beedrill singing rather badly): Piiiiii, pika pi pika pika chu...pika pika, pika pika chu...
(We hear a *POINK*, followed by Pikachu howling in pain as he flies into the air)
(When he lands a few moments later, we learn why he yelped: a large red sore appears on his behind, just under his tail)
(The Vaporeon giggles as Pikachu rubs his wound in pain. Pikachu shoots her an annoyed look; until a strangely catchy melody catches his attention. He darts out of the yard in search of the sound.)
(Upon arrival in town, Pikachu discovers that the sound was coming from a radio, which is playing a jazzy melody. He listens for a while, then tries to sing with it...)
Pikachu(singing badly): Piiiiii, pika pi pika pika chu...pika pika, pika pika chu...
(Pikachu's bad singing causes various shoes, pies and junk to be thrown at him. Undaunted, our tiny hero crawls under the door of the music store, where he spots a similar looking radio in one corner, which has headphones and a mic attached.)
(Seeing the mic gives Pikachu an idea: What if he could SING for the Vaporeon next door to tell her that he loves her? He shakes off that idea as he turns on the radio, in hopes that it'll play the jazzy tune. Nothing happens.)
(Frustrated by this, Pikachu cranks up the volume to the max--but is in for a rude awakening when he tries on the headphones! The resulting blast of sound sends Pikachu to the ceiling, where he peels off and floats to the floor a few seconds later.)
(Just then, Pikachu finds a box with the same radio inside it on a shelf. After pushing it to the cash register (and paying for his new toy with some loose change, candy wrappers, and dryer lint), Pikachu heads for home with his new toy.)
(the scene fades to Pikachu's hideaway, where we see him reading the instructions to his new radio. After putting some batteries and a CD inside and connecting the mic to it, he runs inside the house, just as he spots the Vaporeon coming to sit on the fence.
(Ash and Brock watch from the stoop as Pikachu bounds on top of a box overlooking the fence, his mike in hand.)
Ash: Wonder what Pikachu's going to sing?
Brock: Hopefully not that awful singing he was singing this morning...
(Pikachu presses 'PLAY' on the CD player, throws on a sparkling jacket and sunglasses, and waits for the music to start)
[piano chord] (Pikachu, speaking): A one woman mon's what I wanna be....
[another piano chord] Stay by her side SO faithfully...
[and another piano chord] I would if I could, but it's just no good!
[one more piano chord] (Pikachu starts singing here) Cause there's two perfect girls for me-hee... (laughs) All right! (music picks up)
Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman mon's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
Ash(to Brock): Did you teach him this song?
Brock: No...
Pikachu: Oh yeah...
Officer Jenny, can't you see?
You can lock me up and throw away the key!
Jenny...if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now, and I'll do the time!
My uniformed beauty is simply the best!
Got my heart under house arrest!
But before that cop makes me her boy,
I'm head over heels... (he's head over heels) I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy...
Ooo!
Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman mon's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
All right!
Nurse Joy, won't you please?
Cure me of this bad disease?
Oh, joy, the diagnosis please,
When I see your face, my knees get weak!
Well, I'm burnin' up...I got the fever,
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave her!
Her bedside manner has healed so many,
But why am I in love... (why's he so in love?) Why am I in love with Officer Jenny...
Yeah!
Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman mon's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
All right! Swing it!
[dance break. We see various Pokemon grooving to the song, including the Vaporeon]
A one woman mon's what I wanna be,
But there's two perect girls for me-heeeee.....
(Pikachu holds the high note for effect--but after a few minutes, he storms into the hideaway to discover that the CD glitched! A quick Iron Tail makes the CD play normally.)
Brock: That's one way to fix a glitching CD player...
Pikachu: Oh, I try...and I try...and I still sweat deep inside...
From these two, I can't choose, I can't stand the bad news,
Bout the name of the girl that I love, ooo!
This can't go on, enough is enough!
I've got to pick one, no matter how tough!
It's time for eeny-meeny, miney-moe...
But wait a second... (wait a second) Wait a second! (come on and wait a second) What's her name? I just gotta know...
I've just gotta know!
Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman mon's what I wanna be,
But there's one... no, two...
No, three-four-five-six-seven...so many...
Perfect girls for me-heeeeeee! All right!
(Ash, Brock, and the Pokemon applaud as Pikachu takes a bow. To make the curtain call even sweeter, the Vaporeon jumps down from the fence and kisses him on the cheek! Pikachu sighs in the warm embrace of his beloved as the scene fades out.)
THE END