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Pirates vs. Ninjas

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Anyone else on Facebook do this?

I just started. It's rather pointless... but kinda awesometastic.
 
Ninja's win--hands down.
They rock. They always have been more awesome and they always will be--heck, they even have mutated turtles on their side.

...Perhaps I have too much caffeine in my system.
 
Pirates win.
They even get their own day purely because the vernacular is so awesome. Arrr!
 
I don't know.

I've already lost 2 battles against Pirates, though.

(Um, you realize this thread was about Facebook, right?)
 
Pirates are so much more awesome. Especially from a costuming perspective. You could have frilly shirts and awesome coats and shiny gold and big hats with lots of feathers or... black. I know which one I'm choosing.

The pirate vs ninja thing has been going on much longer then facebook. I tried that thingy out, but like most things on facebook, I found it boring. Especially as pirates are clearly more awwesome.
 
I think the Ninja has the advantage, because it takes a lot of training to be a Ninja but anyone can be a pirate - they merely have to use Bittorrent to qualify. :lol:

This is basically "Warriors v. Mages" IMV, so I'll go with the mage though I like the warrior.
 
As a devout follower of Flying Spaghetti Monsterisim, I have to say Pirates.
 
...Why can't a Flying Spaghetti Monsterist be a Ninja?
 
Neku said:
...Why can't a Flying Spaghetti Monsterist be a Ninja?
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Pirates are featured in the texts of said...um...belief system. For example, my friend explained to me that the reason there's environmental problems is because of a noticeable decrease in the amount of pirates in the world today.

Or something like that...I'm probably remembering wrongly.
 
VibuzeSG said:
Pirates are featured in the texts of said...um...belief system. For example, my friend explained to me that the reason there's environmental problems is because of a noticeable decrease in the amount of pirates in the world today.

Or something like that...I'm probably remembering wrongly.
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Actually, you're spot on.
 
Ninjas are supposed to be silent, not endlessly witty and charming, savvy?

Ninjas go where they're told, but a Pirate follows nothing but his heart.

Being friends with a Pirate means you'll always head home with a little extra cash.

Pirates may not be the best friends you have, but at least they're honest about being dishonest.

Singing romantic sea shanties is part and parcel of being a Pirate. Ever see a ninja sing? I don't think so.

What's more lovable than the stench of a Pirate who hasn't bathed in a month?!?

Ninjas always have to be in their black tights crawling around and stalking people. That's just creepy!

Pirates wear clothes when they go out, while ninjas wear pajamas. Who wants to go on a date with someone wearing pajamas?

Ninjas rudely sneak up on people. Who likes to be snuck up on? Pirates are very polite in the way that they notify you when they are about to attack you.
 
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