Pokemon Fortune Telling

[Snake Bandage]

I think we're allowed a fun and silly topic every once in a while.

I'm sure the majority of us remember Fortune Hunters. Kind of hard to forget something like Moltres James, anyway. In the end of Fortune Hunters it was revealed that the Pokemon Fortune Telling book Butch and Cassidy used for their scheme was fake, and the real book was arranged differently, though we never found out what were everyone's actual Pokemon fortunes.

So, the topic is, what do you guys think everyone's Pokemon fortunes were? And let's not limit this to the twerps at the time and TR, let's try to do this with any character you can think about! Dawn, May, Oak, Tracey, Mexican Magikarp Salesman, whoever you think you could attach a Pokemon personality to! And explain your reasons for attaching a Pokemon to a character, we do want a bit of discussion here.

 

[Lil Brother]

I really need to rewatch that ep. *gasp* If only there were a Johto Journies boxset!

Alright, I'm gonna do some crack suggestions:

Misty = Slaking. She was all fesity as a Vigoroth, but went through a Toegpi-induced evolution and became rather boring.

Gary = Dunsparce. Because he's never around.

Brock = any Pokémon in the "no eggs" group, cause Arceus knows he's never gonna be able to become a daddy.

 

[Blackjack Gabbiani]

Brock would be a Blissey because he's mother to everyone else.

I want to see hair-o-mancy as a fortune telling method on the show. A Jynx did it in Magical Pokemon Journey and it was hilarious.