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Clair's rematch team in HeartGold/SoulSilver is a joke. She still uses a Dragonair, even though she could have easily swapped it for a Flygon, and Lance never uses Flygon in said games.
 
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thats good

here's a another good one
Why did Pikachu bring a ladder to battle?
It wanted to reach a higher power level.
 
Danny was a young trainer from Rustboro who was practicing transformations with his Ditto for the school talent show.

Danny's Ditto was very clever, and it was able to transform into any Pokémon after showing it just a picture. The talent show was a couple weeks away, and Danny had only just started figuring out a stage routine.

"Are you ready, Ditto?" he asked, holding in front of him a Pokémon picture album.

"Ditto!" cried Ditto, for he was a Ditto.

"Okay, Ditto," Danny said, and pointed at a picture. "Can you transform into this?"

Ditto transformed, and replied, "Zigzagoon!"

"Very good!" Danny said, and Ditto transformed back.

"Ditto!" cried Ditto, happily.

Danny wasn't quite satisfied. The audience had probably seen a Ditto transform before, and wouldn't be that blown away, even if it was from a picture.

No, Danny wanted to show that his Ditto could not only transform, but also that he was a very smart Ditto. If it could answer trivia questions, that would prove Ditto's smarts, wouldn't it?

So Danny asked Ditto, "What is the smallest Pokémon?"

Ditto transformed, and replied, "Joltik!"

"Very good!" Danny said, and Ditto transformed back again.

"Ditto!"

But still Danny wasn't quite satisfied. The Smallest Pokémon was probably not the best thing to transform into on a stage where it would be hard to see.

No, Danny would have to think bigger. "What Pokémon eats over 900 pounds of food a day?"

"Snorlax!"

"Good job!" Danny said, and Ditto transformed back yet again.

"Ditto!"

But even still Danny wasn't satisfied. Snorlax was big, but a Pokémon that just eats and sleeps all day doesn't have much stage presence.

Danny buried his face in his hands, trying hard to think that would really excite the audience, but couldn't think of anything.

"What do you think would rile up the audience?" he asked Ditto in one last act of desperation, without looking up, "And it better not be something tiny and boring."

"Why not?" he heard someone say.

"What?" Danny looked up, surprised.

"Wynaut!"

Danny just let out a huge sigh. A baby Pokémon that doesn't even attack? Really?

This clearly wasn't going to work. "You know what?" he said at last, "I think we should call it quits for today."

"Ditto!"

"Are we ever going to pull this talent show off?"

"Farfetch'd!"
 
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here's a new one
Pikachu opened a bakery because it loves making shock-olate cake
 
  • "I was spiraling so hard a litter of Poliwag walked by and thought I was their mommy"
  • "Why don't you make like a Kadabra's spoon and get bent!?"
I've got an entire English language and I'm not afraid to use it!
 
Some competitive pokemon focused jokes:


My bracket opponent named their sneasler choice band, so that’s what I thought it was running. Unfortunately, I was faked out.


Two trainers are watching a Galarian Darmanitan fight.

Trainer 1: “It’s interesting how even when losing, Garm Darm is always smiling.”

Trainer 2: “Well it makes sense”

Trainer 1: “Really?”

Trainer 2: “Yeah, it’s pretty customary for them to have a jolly nature”
 
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