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Pokemon Jokes

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Just tell your funny jokes.

What pokemon does a Beedrill hate?
Celebi (cell a bee)

Get it.

I think its funny! Ha Ha Ha
 
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How do you catch a unique Pokemon?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame one?
Tame way.

... why am I posting this?
 
What pokemon is a leader of the grass corporation?

Treecko (Tree Co.)

Get it!

I know its lame but at least i can make one!
 
Why shouldn't you take a shower around a Pokemon?
They might Pikachu.

... I'm out.
 
How do you make Pickachu go on the bus?
Poke m on (Pokemon)

Get it.

Ha Ha Ha
 
Oldest Pokémon joke ever.

Q: Why doesn't Ash ever go to a resteraunt?
A: Because they always serve an odd-dish (Oddish)

Q: Heard of the low-fat Pokemon?
A: Butter-free

Q: Why did Pichu go to the bathroom?
A: Because it needed to go "Pi".

Actually, do any funny Pokémon jokes exist?
 
What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?
Napoleon!

*dodges tomatoes*
 
This is a funny joke that is a little offensive if you think of Bonsly/Usohachi as attractive
Usohachi? O so ugly!
I made that joke myself along with my "what's so casual about a casualty" one.
 
What's the difference between Ellen Degeneres and the Pokemon Chronicles DVDs?
Ellen came out.

(I know that joke's been used with about every video game ever delayed, but I just couldn't help but use it given the fact that we'll probably never see the set, at this rate)
 
[ash] hey may
[may] what ash
[ash] what do you get when you cross rayqasar kyogar and groundon
[may] i dont know ash what
[ash] i dont know thats wy i asked


it dosent make sense eh
 
Why do Ketsuban make great liars?

They'll drive your car off a cliff and say "Missing? No!"
 
What eats and sleeps a lot and sounds like a duck
Snorquacks! (Snorlax + Quacks)

Where do Pokemon go if they need the toilet
To the Pikaloo!
 
What's the favorite song of all Electric-Types?

I'm not gonna Raichu a Love Song!!!!​
 
Nice jokes. All jokes are very funny. Me and my wife laugh very much at last night. I really enjoyed.

Thanks
 
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