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Pokemon: Military Intelligence

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For years, the government of Kanto has been peaceful. With no opposing powers, they have removed their military. But recently, a new threat has emerged in the Kanto Region. The evil organization, Team Rocket, is aspiring to take over the world. To this end, the government of Kanto has assembled a new team of operatives to take down Team Rocket. It's name: The Kanto Intelligence Initiative.

Unfortunately, "intelligent" is not a good word to describe the group...

Gameplay:
The goal of this RP is not to win or lose. The goal is to do either while failing. As epically as possible. To this end, players should have as many flaws as possible.

The plot will be divided into missions, such as shutting down Team Rocket's Celadon Base, or getting the governor some ice cream. Infighting is encouraged, civilian casualties will likely be ignored, and failure will usually result in a promotion.

Sign-Ups:
Code Name: What is your character's alias?
Gender: Boy, girl, unknown?
Position: What does your character do in the KII? This does not necessarily need to have anything to do with their skills.
Appearance: What does your character look like? Most operatives wear nice suits, although it's not required.
Flaws: Minimum of five. More is better, though. They should be played for laughs.
Skills: Don't put too many here. Maybe one or two.
How they became a member: Their commander did not do a very good job recruiting them, so any way they can join is fine.
Pokemon: Does your character have a pokemon companion to help them?

Example:
Codename: Changes daily.
Gender: Male
Position: Commander of the Kanto Intelligence Initiative
Appearance: The commander is a balding man in his 30s who sports a large mustache. The mustache is black, with a more gray than is entirely healthy for a man his age. He's somewhat portly, and a tad short at 5'7. As far as clothes, he wears a black tuxedo.
Flaws:
-Cowardly
-Shy
-Often gives unclear orders
-Mumbles a lot
-Paranoid
-Extremely worried about things happening to his mustache
-Very absentminded.
Skills: The commander is an expert martial artist.
How they became a member: The governor was somewhat late for a meeting, and had put off hiring a commander for the KII. So he hired his janitor.
Pokemon: He has a Pidgey, who carries the messages that state his new codenames.
 
Code Name: Princess Fabulous
Gender: Male
Position: Hacker and technology specialist
Appearance: A muscle bound bald man with a handlebar mustache who wears a pink ball gown and a tiara.
Flaws:
Cross dresser
Muscles and gown make running hard
Sensitive about his sexuality
Dumb as a pile of Rattata poop
Breaks all the things he touches. All of them.
Fingers too large to use a keyboard
Sings in the shower
Has an evil Meowth with murderous intentions towards him
He's homosexual, if you haven't figured it out
Skills: Punching things, lifting things, causing trauma and mental scarring for life
How he got his job: A recruiter was coming through his neighborhood, he was between jobs, and he threatened to snap the poor dude's neck and do unspeakable things to his corpse if he didn't receive a job
Pokemon: The evil Meowth, Mrs. Fluffykins, Twinkleshine the Ariados, Mermaid the Tentacruel, and Natalie the Machamp.
 
This sounds fun. I take it we're to be quite hammy in this?

Codename: Fury

Gender: Female

Position: Field Agent

Appearance: 4'7, Short black hair and wears a black mask that covers the lower half of her face. She wears a bright red shirt and pants with an inconspicuous(not) Trenchcoat over it. Wears boots. Carries around an emergency kit that includes: String, a pack of band-aids(without adhesive), a pack of old peanuts (that she's allergic too) and coupons with redeem dates two years out of date...at least.

Flaws:
Speaks loudly. (Yells.)
Whispers loudly in trench coat when communicating with other agents.
Bad at managing funds.
Misinterprets orders
The flammability of concrete goes up in her mere presence. As well as everything else.

Skills: The ability to increase the flammability of all objects, people don't really notice her until she's made a scene, and has gained immunity to fire after constant exposure.
How they became a member: Ran into head quarters one day and loudly proclaimed she was a secret agent. She was hired on the spot.

Pokemon: A magic carp named Carten that's... a Magikarp (Bought for $500), as well as a Charmander named Flare (which ignores her, if not out an out hostile to her)
 
Flaws:
Cross dresser
He's homosexual, if you haven't figured it out

I must disagree that these are flaws. If you mean that he is a homosexual and molests men, or is discriminated against because of these things, that's fine. Either way, since even without these you have more than 5, accepted.

This sounds fun. I take it we're to be quite hammy in this?

You're welcome to if you feel so inclined. Accepted.
 
Code Name: Persephone

Gender: Female

Position: Media and Government liaison

Appearance: A beautiful woman in her mid 20's with brownish-blonde wavy hair down past her shoulders, she has a bunch of flowers in her hair with her beautiful blue eyes. She likes to wear anything depending on the situation. She is pretty tall just under 6 foot and has a beautiful body

Flaws: - Serious
- Naive
- Flirty/Romantic
- Narcissistic/Vain
- Evil Streak
- Overbearing parents

Skills: She loves to talk to people
Charms the media to love her even though she doesn't realize it.

How they became a member: She thought she had tickets to the ballet but instead walked into the wrong theater and was hired for just appearing.

Pokemon: Bellossom and Cacturne
 
Code Name: Le Grenouille

Gender: Male

Position: Field Agent

Appearance: Middle aged man, white hair, beige trenchcoat. Quite short (5'6" and hoping for growth) and not particularly athletic. Always has a confused expression on his face. He often wears his trademark berret. Carries an assortment of gadgets and a magnifying glass.

Flaws:

Hopelessly Romantic
Naive
Stupid
Has a terrible French accent
Unfit
Useless with technology.
Bad disguises.

Skills: He has a vast array of technology. He's a crack shot, despite his many floors. Makes a good distractioin.

How they became a member: He entered a competition run by a Nigerian to win tickets to the Olympics.

Pokémon: Singe the Aipom, Escargo the Marcargo
 
Gonna start this next Friday, so if you're planning on signing up, I'd hurry.
 
Flaws:
Cross dresser
He's homosexual, if you haven't figured it out

I must disagree that these are flaws. If you mean that he is a homosexual and molests men, or is discriminated against because of these things, that's fine. Either way, since even without these you have more than 5, accepted.

Yes, he does things of a questionable sort to men and it's really hard to do anything in a dress if you're not used to it. :P
 
Well, I suppose that would cause problems...Although doesn't it depend more on the type of dress? I imagine a shorter one wouldn't be too hard to run around in, would it?
 
Code Name: Risen Sun
Gender: Girl
Position: Field Agent
Appearance: Wears Dawn-esque clothes (DP) bot her hair is blond and the style is windswept.
Flaws:
Idiotic
Can't handle a gun well
Dances on other agents constantly
The flammability of an agent goes up after making eye contact. That's right, the agent flammability goes up.
Very much pranks often
Skills: Only skills are terrible pranks and archery
How they became a member: She burned the commander, and he let her in.
Pokemon: She has a Leavanny by her side, and it gets up in your face.
 
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I kinda need to push this back to Sunday. I was grounded yesterday and I have homecoming tonight, so I won't be here as much as I'd like to be. Sorry, guys.
 
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