Heroic Sociopath
Gone forever.
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"Son..." Eliot's father said, getting up, and floating over to his child's bed said. "It's time for your journey..."
"Nng..." Eliot says. "It is too early, father..."
"What if I said that there were lots of attractive young women?" Eliot Nadel Sr. said, as Shigeru Miyamoto came out of his room in his pajamas and kissed hjim on the cheek, then started making some bacon cake.
"Do I smell bacon cake?" Eliot Nadel II asks, sitting up.
"Your stepfather is cooking your favorite just for you." Eliot's dad says, sitting down at the table.
"I love bacon cake!" Eliot says, and eats it, tears of rainbow joy covering his face.
"Great dinner, other dad who is not the dad that is you!" Eliot says, then leaves for Professor Birch's place...Only to find the door locked.
"Hmm..." Eliot says, then takes out some dynamite, which he starts duct taping to the door.
"Nng..." Eliot says. "It is too early, father..."
"What if I said that there were lots of attractive young women?" Eliot Nadel Sr. said, as Shigeru Miyamoto came out of his room in his pajamas and kissed hjim on the cheek, then started making some bacon cake.
"Do I smell bacon cake?" Eliot Nadel II asks, sitting up.
"Your stepfather is cooking your favorite just for you." Eliot's dad says, sitting down at the table.
"I love bacon cake!" Eliot says, and eats it, tears of rainbow joy covering his face.
"Great dinner, other dad who is not the dad that is you!" Eliot says, then leaves for Professor Birch's place...Only to find the door locked.
"Hmm..." Eliot says, then takes out some dynamite, which he starts duct taping to the door.