Pokemon Spotlight Chapter 9
Hello everyone! I wanted to send a shout-out to SnazzyShipper, Puppyluv3379, Kyrial Halcoryn, RipredIsAwesome, Firestorm75, and LILMISSS. I do not pick favorite fans. You are all my favorites… Well anyone who sends me PM's or reviews. Everybody give them a hand for support and inspiration! (Claps wildly with Ood Steve again but ends on cue) I would also like to mention that whoever is a fan of me, Otokage, or both of us that we are having an upload-athon in which we'll upload a chapter of Doctor Who Hilarious Stuff, A New Dawn, Dark Side of the Moon, and a legendary Pokemon Spotlight to premier the new parody, Dark Side of the Moon: The Musical by: me, inspired by the fanfic, Dark Side of the Moon by Otokage. The date is unconfirmed but I will give you the date when I know it. So get ready fans of Dalek_Who and Otokage for the super upload-athon!
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Pokemon Spotlight Chapter 10:I like to send another shout-out to GalacticFTW and ClinicallyInsaneAndDangerous. Thank you both for the support and I know ClinicallyInsaneAndDangerous's review may seem negative but she didn't know and apologized for it so she's good in my book. And GalacticFTW, thanks for your great opinions man ^^. Anyway I just wanted to let you all know that the writers here at Pokemon Spotlight just wanted to thank you all and make all of you feel special. Because that is what me and Ood Steve are able to do. Make you feel special. Also sorry about no Spotlight yesterday it was because my Internet was down and had to do a lot of Math homework. (My math teacher is such a bitch! Her Married name is Mrs. Smallwood… Hahahahaha! OMG her name is Mrs. Smallwood! I wonder if her husband has "small wood" LOL! If you don't know what small wood or wood means in this case I'll tell you later.
And now for Pokemon Spotlight.
Pokemon Spotlight: Lucario
Ok Lucario is an all around good Pokemon. It is truly amazing and powerful. Here are some reasons why:
It starred in its own movie.
It looks awesome
It seems to have telepathy.
It can use and sense aura (not in the game though…)
It is legendary title worthy (even though it isn't a legendary and everyone thought it was just makes it even more awesome!)
It can own you any day!
Convinced?
Anyway, our statistics show that if you were to match it up against weak and useless Pokemon like Bidoof, Zubat, Voltorb, and Dunsparce, they would get their butt owned and their butts would read "We got our butts kicked by a non legendary God!"
I bet Chuck Norris, John D. Rockefeller, the Japanese Daimyos, and the Alexander the Great probably owned or still own a Lucario (Did you know Alexander the Great was bisexual? He had female and a male lover)
It can learn a move such as Aura Sphere which sort of goes with its aura like title. Aura Sphere is a fighting type move but it seems to be a special move. Here I thought fighting moves had to be physical. Anyway, Lucario seem to look like great and loyal companions even though its pre evolved form is Riolu which looks like a puppy.
Although you have to agree with me when I say Lucario does sort of rip off of Star Wars. Here is how.
Lucario seems to be able to use a hidden life force only certain can be trained in and mastered (the force).
It seems to protect the balance and order of nature (Jedi)
The aura is with me! (The force is with! *starts making force sign in the air*)
But even though they did steal some ideas, Lucario is good.
Riolu evolves into Lucario by leveling up with high friendship at day time. It may seem like I am stealing GalacticFTW's title but he is cool with it when I say LucariosFTW! Well actual the world is F by Lucarios! It is a great Pokemon in your team and a great Pokemon in a double match. So take my advice when I say catch it and make it amazing. Lucario trivia: Three important, non-playable characters of the Diamond and Pearl games own a Lucario: Maylene, Riley, and Cynthia. related to a Dragon-type. Cynthia, the Sinnoh champion who uses a Lucario, wears hairbands that strongly resemble Lucario's "Aura Sensors". Lucario, along with Poliwrath, are the only Fighting-type Pokémon able to learn Psychic, not counting Meditite, Medicham and Gallade, as they are part Psychic-type. In Pokémon Battle Revolution, a Lucario Costume is seen, worn by Dusty.
Oh and guess what Lucario appears to be based on the Egyptian god Anubis, who has the head of a jackal. It also seems to be based on an Egyptian boxer. Boxing is a sport that is believed to have origins in Egypt. The black appendages on the back of its head are used to detect the Auras of creatures and objects around it. While Lucario reads Aura, it closes its eyes, and thus the appendages and the way they look "tied" around its face appear to be based on someone being blindfolded. Lucario's name possibly derives from part of a Japanese spelling of orichalcum in reverse, reflecting its mythical design and Steel-type. It may also refer to Cairo, Egypt.
What do you think abut that folks! Stay tuned!
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Pokemon Spotlight Chapter 11:
Hello Everyone! Guess what this is? It is the tenth installment of Pokemon Spotlight!
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: Thank you, Thank you!
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: Yes, yes, thank you!
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: You can stop now.
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: Seriously stop!
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: Dang it Ood Steve turn off the audience applause button!
Ood Steve: I don't know what happened, Master (looks down at the cord he unplugged keeping the button from going)…
Dalek_Who: Anyway I just wanted you all to know that I am not stopping here and if I don't make a chapter on a certain day, I will explain why the next day.
Without further ado, here is Pokemon Spotlight! Ood Steve hit the switch!
(Ood Steve presses button to start Pokemon Spotlight)
Pokemon Spotlight: Onix
I won't disagree; Onix is a very powerful and brutal rock type Pokemon with incredible power. But I do have a little beef with him. For starters he is a giant rock snake made of rocks. How is he living?
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: I told you to keep that off Ood Steve!
Anyway, how is he living if he is just a bunch of boulders all connected… Wait, connected by what? How does he keep together if he is just rocks? Does he have stick together with like gorilla glue, or magic putty, or something? How are they all individual rock to form a living breathing rock snake? Anyone want to answer?
It seems to have a magnet for a brain which acts like an internal magnet…Yea. Also it seems to move underground at a speed of fifty miles an hour. Again I ask, how is it able to move if it is just rocks? It seems that if Onix takes a hard enough blow and it's body falls apart, it can regrow the rest in a matter of a few weeks, sharing the same trait as Arbok. Also how do you tell the boys and girls apart if it is made of rock!
Besides it's green shiny form, there aslo seemed to have been a crystal Onix. It shared the same traits as Edward from Twilight: I can live underwater (live in the light), I am super strong and fast (I am stronger and faster than regular humans), I sparkle! (yea I can do the same thing!) Bladda, Bladda, Bladda. Also, Onix's name is a corruption of onyx, a mineral. It has been suggested that Onix is based on a wyrm, a type of dragon that has been presented as limbless and burrowing. However, Onix was unable to learn DragonBreath until Generation III.
My advice, Onix is a relatively strong and powerful Pokemon. It is good as long as you don't question how it lives. Do not question Pokemon logic. Every time you do and Ood will die.
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: That is not OK, Ood are our friends, not victims of the wrath of questioning Pokemon logic!
Ood Steve: You sick people.
Dalek_Who: Anyway, I hope you will use my advice and be sure you don't question Pokemon logic. Stay tuned!
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Pokemon Spotlight Chapter 12:
Hey everyone! It's me Dalek_Who again bringing you another serving of Pichus with explosive packs on them. Yes they are Pokemon kamikazes. Yes I know it may seem terrible and horrible and wrong but it has to be funny just looking at the cute little face of a Pichu ready to blow itself up any moment. I would laugh so hard! If you don't feel the same don't let me know. Anyway I am also looking to join a Pokemon forum. It has to be good, have a good size amount of people, and be one of the ones like invisionfree and megaboard and stuff like that. Know any or are part of any let me know. No more waiting, here is Pokemon Spotlight.
Pokemon Spotlight: Magikarp
I have a few issues about Magikarp. There is nothing that wrong with them, like a lot of you say they suck and are useless, it's just some things I don't seem to grasp. And some of you also may be unable to grasp. Because it is that hard, and complex to get.
I don't understand why it learns the move splash. Splash does nothing in the anime, movies, manga, trading card games, and videogames. It does nothing when it splashes. So why would you put that in. When it grows to a higher level it can learn tackle and flail (now you make it be able to do something!). But I am fine with its limited amount of moves because once it becomes Gyrados it is incredibly awesome. It's like toddler, then God!
Something else I don't understand is in the anime, when the characters are eating these big and elaborate meals, what are they eating? I see chicken, and goose, and ribs, and fish. I know in only like one episode did it mention the concept of eating Magikarp and the numerous Magikarp skeletons, but what about the others? Do they have like Torchick fingers, and Tauros steak, and Spoink ham and bacon, and Mareep chops? I couldn't imagine that.
Also in the first and third series there is a Magikarp salesman who tricks James into buying not one, but another Magikarp (in disguise for a Feebas) in the third series. Is he allowed to sell something like Pokemon? Isn't that like Pokemon cruelty or something? I guess not if you're allowed to pitch them against each other and try to kill each other. But if that is the case of selling Pokemon, then do they have Pokemon pet stores or something? Do they like adopt rattatata, poochenya, snubbul, glameow, meowths, houndour, and kelceons and stuff like that?
On the same guidelines of the buying Pokemon pet things, why is it in the video game that you are ten and get your first Pokemon but you find younger trainers with Pokemon in places like Gyms and stuff? I seriously wonder. They can't all be older than you. Moving on, we have Magikarp's shiny form which is a golden body instead that becomes red for a Gyrados which looks wicked.
Magikarp trivia: A glitch in the early Japanese games, Red, Green, and Blue, allowed players to transform their Magikarp into a Mew. However, this Mew was not registered in the Pokédex, did not have the same stats nor moves, and caused some major glitches to the player's items pack. Even though Magikarp is said to be the weakest Pokémon in existence, there are seven Pokémon weaker than it in terms of base stat average. Until Generation III, Magikarp had white whiskers. Even though it's listed as a freshwater Pokémon, it's abundant in oceans as well. How it can survive in both saltwater and freshwater is unknown.
Magikarp is based on a legend about how carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate would become dragons. Several waterfalls and cataracts in China are believed to be the location of the Dragon Gate. This legend is an allegory of the drive and efforts needed to overcome obstacles. Magikarp's name is a combination of magic and carp (this may be mocking the Magikarp as a species, as someone with 'magic' powers is generally thought to be quite powerful, which Magikarp is not).
My opinion, train it! This is one of the few weak Pokemon that actually pay off in the long run if you spend time with it. I know it will kill you to spend time training this useless fish but it WILL PAY OFF! I PROMISE YOU! If you can't do that then put it in the day care. Can't do that? Then trade for a higher one. If you can't do that, bust out the old red, and blue games and do the Cinnabar island cheat that I know all of you who owned, or owns the game has done, which is cloning a billion rare candies and then pumping the Magikarp full of them like Michael Phelps and steroids. Just keep shoving them down its throat! It will try to resist but just beat it and keep on shoveling them in. It will hate you but an angry Gyrados is completely berserk. For the first time, death will be included in the Pokemon games. Not your death, not your Pokemon's death for the insane amount of steroids you've pumped into them, but your opponents and their Pokemon from getting totally owned by you're drugged up Gyrados.
So what are you waiting for?
Start creating those Olympic swimmers today!
I wonder what happens if I pump an Ood full of steroids?
(Considers and imagines idea)
Stay Tuned!
And now for Pokemon Spotlight.
(Like Pokemon Spotlight but cant stand the wait? Well than you can find Pokemon Spotlight on fanfiction, and have the ability to read all of the chapters to date, and bonus content.)
Hello everyone! I wanted to send a shout-out to SnazzyShipper, Puppyluv3379, Kyrial Halcoryn, RipredIsAwesome, Firestorm75, and LILMISSS. I do not pick favorite fans. You are all my favorites… Well anyone who sends me PM's or reviews. Everybody give them a hand for support and inspiration! (Claps wildly with Ood Steve again but ends on cue) I would also like to mention that whoever is a fan of me, Otokage, or both of us that we are having an upload-athon in which we'll upload a chapter of Doctor Who Hilarious Stuff, A New Dawn, Dark Side of the Moon, and a legendary Pokemon Spotlight to premier the new parody, Dark Side of the Moon: The Musical by: me, inspired by the fanfic, Dark Side of the Moon by Otokage. The date is unconfirmed but I will give you the date when I know it. So get ready fans of Dalek_Who and Otokage for the super upload-athon!
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Pokemon Spotlight Chapter 10:I like to send another shout-out to GalacticFTW and ClinicallyInsaneAndDangerous. Thank you both for the support and I know ClinicallyInsaneAndDangerous's review may seem negative but she didn't know and apologized for it so she's good in my book. And GalacticFTW, thanks for your great opinions man ^^. Anyway I just wanted to let you all know that the writers here at Pokemon Spotlight just wanted to thank you all and make all of you feel special. Because that is what me and Ood Steve are able to do. Make you feel special. Also sorry about no Spotlight yesterday it was because my Internet was down and had to do a lot of Math homework. (My math teacher is such a bitch! Her Married name is Mrs. Smallwood… Hahahahaha! OMG her name is Mrs. Smallwood! I wonder if her husband has "small wood" LOL! If you don't know what small wood or wood means in this case I'll tell you later.
And now for Pokemon Spotlight.
Pokemon Spotlight: Lucario
Ok Lucario is an all around good Pokemon. It is truly amazing and powerful. Here are some reasons why:
It starred in its own movie.
It looks awesome
It seems to have telepathy.
It can use and sense aura (not in the game though…)
It is legendary title worthy (even though it isn't a legendary and everyone thought it was just makes it even more awesome!)
It can own you any day!
Convinced?
Anyway, our statistics show that if you were to match it up against weak and useless Pokemon like Bidoof, Zubat, Voltorb, and Dunsparce, they would get their butt owned and their butts would read "We got our butts kicked by a non legendary God!"
I bet Chuck Norris, John D. Rockefeller, the Japanese Daimyos, and the Alexander the Great probably owned or still own a Lucario (Did you know Alexander the Great was bisexual? He had female and a male lover)
It can learn a move such as Aura Sphere which sort of goes with its aura like title. Aura Sphere is a fighting type move but it seems to be a special move. Here I thought fighting moves had to be physical. Anyway, Lucario seem to look like great and loyal companions even though its pre evolved form is Riolu which looks like a puppy.
Although you have to agree with me when I say Lucario does sort of rip off of Star Wars. Here is how.
Lucario seems to be able to use a hidden life force only certain can be trained in and mastered (the force).
It seems to protect the balance and order of nature (Jedi)
The aura is with me! (The force is with! *starts making force sign in the air*)
But even though they did steal some ideas, Lucario is good.
Riolu evolves into Lucario by leveling up with high friendship at day time. It may seem like I am stealing GalacticFTW's title but he is cool with it when I say LucariosFTW! Well actual the world is F by Lucarios! It is a great Pokemon in your team and a great Pokemon in a double match. So take my advice when I say catch it and make it amazing. Lucario trivia: Three important, non-playable characters of the Diamond and Pearl games own a Lucario: Maylene, Riley, and Cynthia. related to a Dragon-type. Cynthia, the Sinnoh champion who uses a Lucario, wears hairbands that strongly resemble Lucario's "Aura Sensors". Lucario, along with Poliwrath, are the only Fighting-type Pokémon able to learn Psychic, not counting Meditite, Medicham and Gallade, as they are part Psychic-type. In Pokémon Battle Revolution, a Lucario Costume is seen, worn by Dusty.
Oh and guess what Lucario appears to be based on the Egyptian god Anubis, who has the head of a jackal. It also seems to be based on an Egyptian boxer. Boxing is a sport that is believed to have origins in Egypt. The black appendages on the back of its head are used to detect the Auras of creatures and objects around it. While Lucario reads Aura, it closes its eyes, and thus the appendages and the way they look "tied" around its face appear to be based on someone being blindfolded. Lucario's name possibly derives from part of a Japanese spelling of orichalcum in reverse, reflecting its mythical design and Steel-type. It may also refer to Cairo, Egypt.
What do you think abut that folks! Stay tuned!
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Pokemon Spotlight Chapter 11:
Hello Everyone! Guess what this is? It is the tenth installment of Pokemon Spotlight!
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: Thank you, Thank you!
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: Yes, yes, thank you!
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: You can stop now.
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: Seriously stop!
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: Dang it Ood Steve turn off the audience applause button!
Ood Steve: I don't know what happened, Master (looks down at the cord he unplugged keeping the button from going)…
Dalek_Who: Anyway I just wanted you all to know that I am not stopping here and if I don't make a chapter on a certain day, I will explain why the next day.
Without further ado, here is Pokemon Spotlight! Ood Steve hit the switch!
(Ood Steve presses button to start Pokemon Spotlight)
Pokemon Spotlight: Onix
I won't disagree; Onix is a very powerful and brutal rock type Pokemon with incredible power. But I do have a little beef with him. For starters he is a giant rock snake made of rocks. How is he living?
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: I told you to keep that off Ood Steve!
Anyway, how is he living if he is just a bunch of boulders all connected… Wait, connected by what? How does he keep together if he is just rocks? Does he have stick together with like gorilla glue, or magic putty, or something? How are they all individual rock to form a living breathing rock snake? Anyone want to answer?
It seems to have a magnet for a brain which acts like an internal magnet…Yea. Also it seems to move underground at a speed of fifty miles an hour. Again I ask, how is it able to move if it is just rocks? It seems that if Onix takes a hard enough blow and it's body falls apart, it can regrow the rest in a matter of a few weeks, sharing the same trait as Arbok. Also how do you tell the boys and girls apart if it is made of rock!
Besides it's green shiny form, there aslo seemed to have been a crystal Onix. It shared the same traits as Edward from Twilight: I can live underwater (live in the light), I am super strong and fast (I am stronger and faster than regular humans), I sparkle! (yea I can do the same thing!) Bladda, Bladda, Bladda. Also, Onix's name is a corruption of onyx, a mineral. It has been suggested that Onix is based on a wyrm, a type of dragon that has been presented as limbless and burrowing. However, Onix was unable to learn DragonBreath until Generation III.
My advice, Onix is a relatively strong and powerful Pokemon. It is good as long as you don't question how it lives. Do not question Pokemon logic. Every time you do and Ood will die.
Audience: Hooray!
Dalek_Who: That is not OK, Ood are our friends, not victims of the wrath of questioning Pokemon logic!
Ood Steve: You sick people.
Dalek_Who: Anyway, I hope you will use my advice and be sure you don't question Pokemon logic. Stay tuned!
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Pokemon Spotlight Chapter 12:
Hey everyone! It's me Dalek_Who again bringing you another serving of Pichus with explosive packs on them. Yes they are Pokemon kamikazes. Yes I know it may seem terrible and horrible and wrong but it has to be funny just looking at the cute little face of a Pichu ready to blow itself up any moment. I would laugh so hard! If you don't feel the same don't let me know. Anyway I am also looking to join a Pokemon forum. It has to be good, have a good size amount of people, and be one of the ones like invisionfree and megaboard and stuff like that. Know any or are part of any let me know. No more waiting, here is Pokemon Spotlight.
Pokemon Spotlight: Magikarp
I have a few issues about Magikarp. There is nothing that wrong with them, like a lot of you say they suck and are useless, it's just some things I don't seem to grasp. And some of you also may be unable to grasp. Because it is that hard, and complex to get.
I don't understand why it learns the move splash. Splash does nothing in the anime, movies, manga, trading card games, and videogames. It does nothing when it splashes. So why would you put that in. When it grows to a higher level it can learn tackle and flail (now you make it be able to do something!). But I am fine with its limited amount of moves because once it becomes Gyrados it is incredibly awesome. It's like toddler, then God!
Something else I don't understand is in the anime, when the characters are eating these big and elaborate meals, what are they eating? I see chicken, and goose, and ribs, and fish. I know in only like one episode did it mention the concept of eating Magikarp and the numerous Magikarp skeletons, but what about the others? Do they have like Torchick fingers, and Tauros steak, and Spoink ham and bacon, and Mareep chops? I couldn't imagine that.
Also in the first and third series there is a Magikarp salesman who tricks James into buying not one, but another Magikarp (in disguise for a Feebas) in the third series. Is he allowed to sell something like Pokemon? Isn't that like Pokemon cruelty or something? I guess not if you're allowed to pitch them against each other and try to kill each other. But if that is the case of selling Pokemon, then do they have Pokemon pet stores or something? Do they like adopt rattatata, poochenya, snubbul, glameow, meowths, houndour, and kelceons and stuff like that?
On the same guidelines of the buying Pokemon pet things, why is it in the video game that you are ten and get your first Pokemon but you find younger trainers with Pokemon in places like Gyms and stuff? I seriously wonder. They can't all be older than you. Moving on, we have Magikarp's shiny form which is a golden body instead that becomes red for a Gyrados which looks wicked.
Magikarp trivia: A glitch in the early Japanese games, Red, Green, and Blue, allowed players to transform their Magikarp into a Mew. However, this Mew was not registered in the Pokédex, did not have the same stats nor moves, and caused some major glitches to the player's items pack. Even though Magikarp is said to be the weakest Pokémon in existence, there are seven Pokémon weaker than it in terms of base stat average. Until Generation III, Magikarp had white whiskers. Even though it's listed as a freshwater Pokémon, it's abundant in oceans as well. How it can survive in both saltwater and freshwater is unknown.
Magikarp is based on a legend about how carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate would become dragons. Several waterfalls and cataracts in China are believed to be the location of the Dragon Gate. This legend is an allegory of the drive and efforts needed to overcome obstacles. Magikarp's name is a combination of magic and carp (this may be mocking the Magikarp as a species, as someone with 'magic' powers is generally thought to be quite powerful, which Magikarp is not).
My opinion, train it! This is one of the few weak Pokemon that actually pay off in the long run if you spend time with it. I know it will kill you to spend time training this useless fish but it WILL PAY OFF! I PROMISE YOU! If you can't do that then put it in the day care. Can't do that? Then trade for a higher one. If you can't do that, bust out the old red, and blue games and do the Cinnabar island cheat that I know all of you who owned, or owns the game has done, which is cloning a billion rare candies and then pumping the Magikarp full of them like Michael Phelps and steroids. Just keep shoving them down its throat! It will try to resist but just beat it and keep on shoveling them in. It will hate you but an angry Gyrados is completely berserk. For the first time, death will be included in the Pokemon games. Not your death, not your Pokemon's death for the insane amount of steroids you've pumped into them, but your opponents and their Pokemon from getting totally owned by you're drugged up Gyrados.
So what are you waiting for?
Start creating those Olympic swimmers today!
I wonder what happens if I pump an Ood full of steroids?
(Considers and imagines idea)
Stay Tuned!
And now for Pokemon Spotlight.
(Like Pokemon Spotlight but cant stand the wait? Well than you can find Pokemon Spotlight on fanfiction, and have the ability to read all of the chapters to date, and bonus content.)
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