Poll - Better girl for Spongebob - Sandy or Pearl?

[Andros 1337]

Who do you think is the better girl for Spongebob - Sandy Cheeks or Pearl Krabs?

I would say Sandy, since Spongebob seems to hang out with her more than Pearl.

And please, do not tell me Spongebob is gay.

 

[Space Opera]

do not tell me Spongebob is gay.

You're saying he isn't?

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Andros 1337]

You're saying he isn't?

ಠ_ಠ

Exactly. Spongebob is NOT gay, regardless of what anyone thinks.

 

[Joshawott]

Hate to tell you but, Spongebob isn't straight either. He's a sponge; they reproduce asexually. To quote Wikipedia:

n 2002, when SpongeBob's popularity with gay men grew, Hillenburg denied that SpongeBob was gay. He clarified that he considers the character to be "almost asexual;" he has been shown in various episodes to regenerate his limbs and reproduce by "budding", much like real sponges do. After Dobson's comments, Hillenburg repeated this assertion that sexual preference was never considered during the creation of the show.

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However, critics have pointed out his relationship with Patrick as "interesting".

 

[The Rival]

This poll is going to be one-sided.

 

[Capt.shwampyT]

Squidward.

 

[Pyrax]

I'm going to vote for neither.
This is due to the fact that I don't know what to to think of the fact that people are shipping a sea sponge with a female sperm whale and a female squirrel.

 

[Ferbgor]

How can they even be girls for Spongebob? They're completely different species.

 

[Andros 1337]

How can they even be girls for Spongebob? They're completely different species.

Mr. Krabs has Pearl (who is a whale) for a daughter. There is nothing in the Spongebob world that he can't marry a different species.

 

[Ferbgor]

Pearl is obviously adopted.

 

[Andros 1337]

Pearl is obviously adopted.

But he considers her a daughter, rather than a pet. I don't see why it would be much different for a sponge to marry a squirrel.

Also, another possibility could be that Mrs. Krabs was a whale.

 

[Space Opera]

Also, another possibility could be that Mrs. Krabs was a whale.

Mr. Krabs is a Skitty in disguise.

 

[John Understands]

Mr. Krabs is a Skitty in disguise.

LOL. HSOWA!

On topic, Neither.

 

[GrnMarvl14]

Guys...keep things on topic. If you have nothing to contribute to the thread...don't post in it.