Psychedelic (Start-Up)

[Heroic Sociopath]

"Madame X! Yo! We here!" Big Bang yelled, kicking open the door to Madame X's dojo, where she was making tea for her students. Cactus Sam followed, embarassed at the man's behavior.
"Ah! You're here! Students, I'd like you to meet Big Bang Blitz, a former student of mine and a champion wrestler. And Cactus Sam." Madame X says.

 

[Naoto]

William walks in wearing a cloak with a top hat carrying a walking stick. "Barbaric." William muttered.

 

[Skitty-Lover]

"Pfft, that's a wrestler for ya." Hazel sighed, walking in behind the guy with the top hat. Her rabbit was hanging limply by its ear, swinging back and forth while she walked.

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

"Helllo there, little lady." Big Bang says to William, sidling up to him. "What say you we blow this popsicle stand and go smoke some candy?
"Oh, goody! More former students!" Madame X cheers, clapping her hands, as a teenage boy with huge glasses, black hair, a red and yellow scarf, and a triangle on his forehead enters, along with a princess with needles sticking out of her eyes.

 

[Naoto]

"Everyone in Nightistan knows that the people from Wrestleistan brains the size of small rose thorns." William replied. "I am William Alucard." William replied.

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

"That's a boys name." Big Bang muses, stroking his chin thoughtfully. "And that's racist!" He says, just realizing William said something else, as the young man with the triangle on his head tried to squeeze the princess' seriously pimped out oversize dress through the door.

 

[Naoto]

"Wrestler if you are so smart. What is the definition of jubilee?" William asked snidely.

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

"That's easy. It's a bunch of cherries." The kid with the triangle head answered, as princess fell on the floor as she finally managed to squeeze the incredibly elaborate dress through the door way.
"What he said." Big Bang answered snidely.

 

[Naoto]

"Tis to feel joy beyond belief. If you dont even know a definition to a word you fit into the steriotype of a wrestler perfectly." William replied glaring with his large red eyes.

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

"No..." The young man says, taking out a laptop. "That's a definition. Here." He says, and turns to Wikipedia. "Right here." He points.
"Harley you piece of dick shut the fuck up." The princessy lady says, hitting him over the head with a giant wooden mallet.
"Children, please! I need to give my new students their graduation exams." Madame X pleads, as Big Bang was about to suplex Cactus Sam, who had been hiding behind a couch.

 

[Skitty-Lover]

Hazel was doubled over laughing because of the events going on. Her laughter soon subsided and she decided to be a mediator. "Okay guys, come on now, let's not be overly sterotypical and get ourselves in trouble." she said, waltzing over and stopping by William and Big Bang.

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

Big Bang was rolling on the floor, as he had attempted to grapple with Cactus Sam, only to be punctured by his needles.
"Owowowowowow." He says, plucking them out.
"Alright, children, settle down. It's time for your exam. Your goal is to...Hm...What do I need done...Ooh! Go to the grocery store." She says, handing her students a list.

-bread
-milk
-cereal
-the new Hustler
-apples

 

[Lord Aizen]

Ellie slowly walked towards the group of people, holding a loaf of bread and a toaster. "Here!" She shouted as a toast popped put of the toaster.

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

"You still need the other things. Besides, the point is to test your abilities. If I wanted the groceries, I'd just send my Psyche." Madame X says.

 

[Lord Aizen]

Elie nodded. "Yes, i know that. but bread is good for you!" She replied and put a piece of bread into the toaster.

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

Big Bang noms some bread, but spits it out.
"This bread sucks! You suck! Get out of here!" He yells, kicking Harley in the face and throwing him out the window while Madame X was making tea.

 

[Lord Aizen]

Ellie looked at the bread. "That's my combat bread, it's about three days stale." She said looking at the bread.

 

[Skitty-Lover]

"Ewww, gross! Why would you carry around stale bread? Why not just use fresh stuff." Hazel said, rolling her eyes.
"Stale bread as a weapon, stupidist idea ever." she muttered.

 

[Lord Aizen]

Ellie looked at hazel. "I'll poison your bread." She muttered.

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

Madame X's eyes turned red as she turned to the group. "Shut up and get me my groceries." She says in a demonic voice, fire spewing from her mouth as her face melts off, revealing the flesh underneath, coated in ants.