Queen Brahne jokes

[Paladin Elric]

I've got some jokes I'd like to share about Queen Brahne from Final Fantasy 9.

Queen Brahne's on a seafood diet. When she sees food, she eats it.

Before Queen Brahne died, she said she wanted to be cremated and her ashes mixed into a dip.

When she went to New York City, the mayor declared her the 6th borough.

When she belches, the people of Alexandria think it's an earthquake.

I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas.

When she misbehaved as a child, her dad made her stand in all four corners.

Queen Brahne stepped on the scale and it read, "Fu** it. They don't pay me enough for this."

When her husband made love to her, he would roll three times and still be on top of her.

She once sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

When she plays hopscotch, she goes, Alexandria, Lindblum, Burmecia...

Queen Brahne once crossed the sun and scientists thought it was a solar eclipse.

When Queen Brahne eats at McDonald's, you can watch the number's change.

Queen Brahne went to get her dressed cleaned and they said, "Sorry. We don't do drapes."

 

[llxwarbirdxll]

These are all "Yo mama" or fat jokes, but with "Queen Brahne" imposed in them.

 

[Æsahættr]

Not to mention that none of them are particularly amusing.

 

[Paladin Elric]

These are all "Yo mama" or fat jokes, but with "Queen Brahne" imposed in them.

That's correct. I got them out of a book. I thought it'd be funny to poke fun at Queen Brahne.

 

[llxwarbirdxll]

That's correct. I got them out of a book. I thought it'd be funny to poke fun at Queen Brahne.

But it wasn't funny, now was it?

 

[Paladin Elric]

But it wasn't funny, now was it?

That's only if you're not into that kind of humor.

 

[Æsahættr]

Actually, I LOVE "yo mamma" jokes as long as they're not used seriously. However, rehashing them and putting a different name in them, has made them much less funny. Especially because you chose ones that weren't funny to begin with (I have heard each of them too many times to mention.)

 

[Paladin Elric]

You may be right. And I will admit, there are a lot of jokes like that that I've heard so many times as well including some of the ones I mentioned, so I can relate pretty well.

 

[Zak]

Funny how although I was gonna say the same thing that these are just "Yo mamma" jokes just with another name replaced, for some reason I was expecting most of the replies to be "LOLZ here are more", but warbird's first reply immediately took the words out of my mouth. Either finally people aren't afraid to be honest anymore, or this was just THAT awful.

 

[Æsahættr]

Column A and Column B got drunk and had a lovechild.

 

[llxwarbirdxll]

Think of it as a hermaphrodite.