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Here are a couple about Satoshi Tajiri:

It is commonly believed that the RMS Titanic sank after a collision with an iceberg. In fact, the ship had struck Satoshi Tajiri, who was swimming laps of the Atlantic Ocean. The icebergs were there, but they were being towed by Satoshi as something to chew on when he got bored.

Satoshi Tajiri is actually an android controlled by a little balding British man named Basil.

Satoshi Tajiri's first job was selling school girls' used panties to Japanese businessmen.
 
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Well, hell, apparently I'm now a guy and have a motorcycle:

"As of May 23, 2005, [my name] can no longer count the amount of children he has accidentally run over with his motorcycle on one hand."


I knew Ash could sometimes get really pissy, but yeesh!

"Ash Ketchum got into an argument with the Buddha about who was more peaceful. Ash won by crushing in the Buddha's forehead with a panda."
 
THANK YOU KASUMI-SAN, you've given me something new to amuse the nerd inside of me.

Reverend Billy Graham only accepts backrubs from Jesus Chris himself. or Adolf Hitler.
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I think that speaks volumes.
 
Barbara brok"e the home-run record using only his forehead as a bat."
...his?

"George Clooney can be linked to Kevin Bacon in 0 degrees, despite not being Kevin Bacon."

"...and now a random fact about Charles Darwin:
Fur Elise was originally entitled Fur Charles, but was changed upon Charles's request, for he did not want the world to know about his love affair with Beethoven."

"Isaac [Newton] once morphed into a One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater. He then proceeded to eat the writer of that song because he saw the irony in it."
 
"Harry Potter was once turned into a newt. He got better."
...He did?

"Harry Potter was constructed out of seventeen cordless electrical drills, fourteen miles of silver duct tape and a dead rabbit."

"Harry Potter drives a Saturn. Once chided for his preferences in vehicles at an interview, he replied, "The dent resistant panels take the worry out of broadsiding those motorists foolish enough to question my taste." The interviewer's shrunken head was later found dangling from the rear-view mirror of Potter's sporty ION."


And because I'm immature:

"Yo mama single-handedly saved everyone on the Titanic. As it happened in the real story, the Titanic hit the iceberg but only to determine the beginning of a new life full of hope for everybody!!"

"Yo mama started terrorizing GM headquarters weekly until they introduced the H-7859, a Hummer roughly the size of Neptune."

"Yo mama can clap so fast that he can change the air pressure around him to achieve the effect of an expensive 5.1 surround sound speaker system playing, “Baby One More Time,” by Britney Spears. If he claps any faster though, he risks fracturing space and time, thus creating a, “sub-space fusion shadow,” which can turn anyone into a Yo mama clone if they come into contact with it."
 
*gasp* Brooklyn!
I love the song "Hang On" by Chris Szczesniak! But I can't find it....


...Uh, anyway, I know Sanjay Gupta is a doctor, but not a 140-year-old "pyschiatrist":

"Sanjay Gupta actually wrote the Terminator as an expression of the inner-struggle within himself. This form of expression was suggested by his pyschiatrist: Sanjay Gupta."

"In 1865 Sanjay Gupta created broccolli, as a bi-product of his genetic experiments into miniturising trees in-order to make himself appear giant-like."
 
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You're welcome, GrnMrvl. :p

Liam Pomfret and Paul McCartney cannot be distinguished from one another. They only look different because they wear different clothing.

Liam Pomfret can solve a Rubik's Cube in one move.

Give Liam Pomfret a fish, and feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and the marine life of the Earth's oceans will be destroyed within the week. O_O;

Liam Pomfret is the seventeenth Angel. I knew there was something angelic in him <3

Delia Ketchum has both male and female sexual organs, but detests the term "Hermaphrodite", instead choosing to adopt "Hismaphyomuthafuckacheckoutmycockallrite". He hides his breasts under his arms. <--- WTF? o_O;
 
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Liam Pomfret is the seventeenth Angel. I knew there was something angelic in him <3
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*gasps* We are doomed! Eheh...been watching Evangelion too much I suppose. :-|

Back on topic: "Back before the time of man an army of elite magma soldiers came forth from the center of the earth, born of it molten core. So fierce were these lava lords that [my name] was forced to unleash a most foul torture upon them now commonly referred to as "the ice-cream headache".
That one made me laugh for some reason.
 
Jesus Christ-bot cannot turn his head to the left. At all.

Originally, Ryu's winquote from Street Fighter II was, "You must defeat Chosen of Mana to stand a chance." However, Chosen of Mana himself said he would only allow the line if he could be a hidden character. Capcom eventually changed it when they realized it would drastically unbalance the game.

Serebii Joe can only achieve climax by killing a whore. >:D
 
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"Kuroba Kaito has a slot in his back where he plugs in a Game Genie, so that he has infinite lives and infinite ammo." ...that would make so much sense in the DC/MK universe that it's not even funny XD

"On the day following a full moon, Kuroba Kaito can eat his weight in Velveeta Cheese Slices."

"Kuroba Kaito once visited the Grim Reaper and his family at Death's summer home in Albany, NY. He punched out Death's youngest son for looking at him wrong, then stole Death Jr's tricycle to make his getaway. Kuroba then with the Death's trike, proceeded to win the Indy 500, and several less than memorable NASCAR races."

"Kuroba Kaito was supposed to be the fifth Ninja Turtle, but he declined at the last minute when he heard that he would have to change his name to a famous artist. Kuroba Kaito thinks artists are queers." :O!

And some that don't indulge my Kid obsession:
"Bill Gates framed Roger Rabbit. Then he skinned him, and used his fur to make socks for the starving children in California."

"Bill Gates erected the Great Wall of China because Genghis was being a bitch. He then started rival Stir Fresh to put Great Khan's mongolian barbeque out of business just because he can."

"Bill Gates parted the Red Sea. Moses being there with the same idea in mind was simply a coincidence."


...I'm having too much fun with this thing XD
 
I am entirely too amused by this. :)

Galileo Galilei kept Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis from growing to full stature.
 
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Galileo Galilei kept Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis from growing to full stature.
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I got that one for George W. Bush.


"If you take a test, putting Pikachu as the answer to every question will result in an automatic A+."
 
For me the first one I got was

"He{me} is immune to the first 10 points of fire damage from an attack."

Bwahaha! This will entertain me more then searching for my name on Google(Apparently I'm a robot!)
 
Some random facts about Soara from Pokesho, (going by if Soara was female)

There once was a man from Nantucket,
I can't remember the rest but Soara from Pokesho ate his children and allowed his wife to have intercourse with her.

Soara speaks fluent Korean and lulls North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il to sleep every fortnight.
How beautiful! ;_;

Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Soara bite.
OMG, these are some pretty disturbing facts. Some I dont think would be accepted here..... I dont wanna hear any sexual facts about my favorite webmaster!

Soara from Pokesho is the only individual besides Peter and Brian who understand Stewie.
Interesting
btw, all this post is a joke, just for disclaimers
 
M&M's melt in Ket Makura's hands.

I was just mentally complaining last night about how the Mars Company lied about that--M&M's melt in my mouth AND in my hands, damnit!
 
Silly rabbit, Trix are for Nekusagi -chan.

You are what you eat. That is why Nekusagi -chan's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

Rosie O'Donnel turned lesbian after having sex with Nekusagi for 3 days. She was quoted as saying "no one could ever be better, so i'll try girls." He was quoted as saying "I HAD LOST A CONTACT AND THOUGHT I WAS MAKING LOVE TO A GORILLA-BLUE WHALE-GRIZZLY BEAR MIX!"
That's funny, considering I'm a girl.

Even though his lower half is cybernetic, his left knee cap is actually bone. But it isn't his bone. It is the kneecap of one Eister Rauchstein, holocaust victim at Auschwitz. The immortal spirit of Eister is trapped in the kneecap and Nekusagi taps its energy to regenerate his wounds, or survive without food and water for days.

Dear lord.
 
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