Random Pokemon pronunciation puns

[Zekurom]

A game I thought might last a little while.

The point of this thread is simply to post sentences that use Pokemon names that sound the same as what you're saying.

for example - "Rhydon time" -> "right on time".

I'll start.

Pikachu: If you're a pretty woman walking down the street, lots of men are going to pikachu.

 

[Outcast]

Heheh... I like these.

"I have Togepi, you can have it."

That is what I said to a friend who wanted Togepi, and then we start laughing a little, I didn't know it would come out like that...

 

[Zekurom]

You can also use fictional names of items and other objects. Later on, if we run out, we can take it to other fandoms as well.

Here's a 2-in-1:

Teacher: What's the same between 24, 38, and 69?
Student: Dialga two digits in 'em.
Teacher: Raichu are!

And one from my friend:

If the second man on the moon were to run in politics, would you Electabuzz?

 

[Outcast]

another about raichu!

"I'm not going to raichu a love song..."

 

[Mijumaru]

Pikachu = My cousin got a Pikachu in the dumpster.

 

[Dr. GM]

I love to Rydon Rollercoasters!

 

[Tsurugi]

"These puns are horrible!"
"Right

...

RAICHU ARE."

 

[Zekurom]

RAICHU ARE."

B-b-b-but... I used that one already...

 

[Fwee~]

I Nidoran -dom citizen to kill.

 

[Kavidun]

Are you Happiny now I brought you a Cat that is goes "Mew"?

 

[stalememes]

Here's a pun about Pokémon that's a game title. It's 'The World Ends With Mew.'

 

[Dr. GM]

...so the Mew season of Pokemon's gonna suck?

 

[pikawesome-o]

...so the Mew season of Pokemon's gonna suck?

raichu are

 

[CuboneKing]

I just saw your Rubik's Cubone the countertop.

 

[pikawesome-o]

lol what the muk are you on about?

 

[Marik]

Tryin to catch me Rhydon dirty...

I turn on my Charmander pants come off.

 

[IslandWalker]

The new policewoman Politoed my car away. (Polly towed)

That's not the Dragonite -old you to draw! (dragon I told you)

Ampharos-en! Thaw me out! (I'm frozen)

That's not the Toge-Pidgeot-old me about, it's not shiny! (Togepi you told me)

You donate money to Acme, Ac-Meganium respect. (Acme gains your respect)

Umbreon, I don't like to pronounce it Brian. (I'm Brian)

I can't believe I managed to make my whole team.

And these:
I Togepi in your shower. (took a pee)

Good job Noah. If I rated it, I'd give your Arcanine. (ark a nine)

Omanyte of the round table. (I'm a knight)

Omastar! I just won the competition! (I'm a star)

 

[Miar]

What? I like to Smoochum.

There. I tried.

 

[Zwampert]

Do you like to Rhydon a ferris wheel?

 

[Zekurom]

What? I like to Smoochum.

What? I like to smoochum. Jynx!

(The bold words are concurrent.)