Random Pokemon pronunciation puns

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A game I thought might last a little while.

The point of this thread is simply to post sentences that use Pokemon names that sound the same as what you're saying.

for example - "Rhydon time" -> "right on time".

I'll start.

Pikachu: If you're a pretty woman walking down the street, lots of men are going to pikachu.
 
Heheh... I like these.

"I have Togepi, you can have it."

That is what I said to a friend who wanted Togepi, and then we start laughing a little, I didn't know it would come out like that...
 
You can also use fictional names of items and other objects. Later on, if we run out, we can take it to other fandoms as well.

Here's a 2-in-1:

Teacher: What's the same between 24, 38, and 69?
Student: Dialga two digits in 'em.
Teacher: Raichu are!

And one from my friend:

If the second man on the moon were to run in politics, would you Electabuzz?
 
another about raichu!

"I'm not going to raichu a love song..."
 
Are you Happiny now I brought you a Cat that is goes "Mew"?
 
Here's a pun about Pokémon that's a game title. It's 'The World Ends With Mew.'
 
...so the Mew season of Pokemon's gonna suck?
 
Tryin to catch me Rhydon dirty...

I turn on my Charmander pants come off.
 
The new policewoman Politoed my car away. (Polly towed)

That's not the Dragonite -old you to draw! (dragon I told you)

Ampharos-en! Thaw me out! (I'm frozen)

That's not the Toge-Pidgeot-old me about, it's not shiny! (Togepi you told me)

You donate money to Acme, Ac-Meganium respect. (Acme gains your respect)

Umbreon, I don't like to pronounce it Brian. (I'm Brian)

I can't believe I managed to make my whole team.

And these:
I Togepi in your shower. (took a pee)

Good job Noah. If I rated it, I'd give your Arcanine. (ark a nine)

Omanyte of the round table. (I'm a knight)

Omastar! I just won the competition! (I'm a star)
 
What? I like to Smoochum.

There. I tried.
 
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