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[Dewgong Reign]

Be them hilarious, sentimental, wacky, or wrong, post them here.

This one I just posted

Watermarx: How do you do it? Like, how did you start?

Dewgong Rain: My mom was a hippie, she started a long time ago. My dad was too, he found it best to become a vegetarian also. Both my parents were, so I kind of had to, which I guess just kind of took off.

They recently both fell off the wagon, then the wagon ran them over, then they tried to torch the wagon, unaware it was carrying several barrels of gasoline, they were caught in a towering wagon inferno, which sent all the horses pulling the wagon beserk whom stampeded across their faces.

As you can see I'm the last vegetarian standing xD

Your turn =D

 

[Ho-oh]

THE RETURN....OF THE POKEMON MAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YA MA! THE POWELL PLAYS WITH THE GOATS IN THE BARN, HE WHIPS OUT HIS PEE PEE AND IT GETS HARD FROM THE HAIRY BUTTHOLE OF HIS GOAT LIAM!!!! THE SHANE COMES AND HIS EYEBROWS TWIST RAVEN AROUND AND AROUND SNAPPING THE RED FACE NECK! i have tasted many pies...tasty apple pie...sweet blueberry pie...amazing pumpkin pie, crazy lemon pie...and then travelling down south to taste the sour eye crossingly sweet pieces of shit meat pie...and chocolate crusted pie. and then i talk to the william wallace and he said what's wrong with god damn mcgraw, we talked about mel gibson and his fanatic hatred of jews. THE POKEMON MA IS RETURNED MAAAAA

LONG LIVE THE MEWTWOS MAAAAA!

 

[Dewgong Reign]

*sigh* Thanks ultra -_-;

 

[Phoenicks]

Would it be a bad thing if I quoted that Gardevoir fic from a while back? Yeah, it probably would be...

 

[Stardust Reverie]

Would it be a bad thing if I quoted that Gardevoir fic from a while back? Yeah, it probably would be...

Oh god no, please do not quote that fic! :scared:

 

[Scarlet Devil]

peter: why did all of the dinosaurs die?

Escort: because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Dewgong Reign]

No, go ahead. I didn't read it. What was it called?

 

[Stardust Reverie]

If it's the fic I'm thinking, then.... I'm outta here!

 

[Scarlet Devil]

Wow that fic was that bad? I must read it XD

 

[Stardust Reverie]

>.> Oh, no. I warn you.

 

[Dewgong Reign]

WHAT. WAS. IT. CALLED.

I've read like two fanfics now looking for it. Curiosity killed the cat, y'know. Er, killed the Bulbagardener.

 

[Ho-oh]

I'm sorry.

Enjoy

*Shot again and again by .50 cal machinegun*

 

[Dewgong Reign]

Oh god, I'm sorry I asked... *deletes browsing history over and over and over*

HOW COULD YOU? I sure as heck hope that thread got closed.

 

[Stardust Reverie]

>.> I warned you guys..... Thanks for showing them/shutting them up Ultra! XD

 

[Scarlet Devil]

No infraction for ud lol
anyways... I need a good laugh of something awful right now

 

[Phoenicks]

No infraction for ud lol
anyways... I need a good laugh of something awful right now

Wait until you read it. Tell you what, I'll give you 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 bonus points if you can finish it.

 

[Ho-oh]

So I get bonus points?



You know, this fic is giving me an idea. Maybe in addition to my main fanfic, I'll write a disturbing one like this.

 

[Stardust Reverie]

Wait until you read it. Tell you what, I'll give you 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 bonus points if you can finish it.

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!! *Goes on a wild rampage*

 

[Ho-oh]

Careful guys, there's a 10 year old here.

 

[Scarlet Devil]

My eyes!!!
(burns)