Rate the way to die

[Zhwoobatte]

You post a good way to die, then the next poster will rate it and post another way. i'll start: Roundhoused by Chuck Norris.

 

[CrackFox]

Chuck Norris is Okay. 7/10

Laughter induced heart attack....

 

[Extra-Terrestrial]

1/10

It's so horrible! I mean, death by something good?
Well, I guess deaths are meant to be horrible, though...



Death by Evaporation from Heat of Nuclear Bomb.

 

[--root--]

1/10

Sounds painful.


Death by awesomeness.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

10/10 It's a good way to go.

Death by chocolate fight.

 

[Tsurugi]

10/10 Tasty.

Death by being shot by an AK-47 filled with bullets that have been dipped in toxins.

 

[Julum]

1/10. Too painful.

By eating too much Ice Cream and Cake.

 

[Kuwata]

9/10 Lol, even I wouldn't do that. (I'm a pig, I admit.)

Umm, tripping on something and smashing your head? Comedy death like that?

 

[Buzz]

1/10 Sounds painful.

Get crushed by a marshmallow truck that tipped over and dropped its entire load of marshmallows onto you.

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

9/10

Die of old age, all of your wishes fufilled, and painlessly.

 

[tachimegun]

9/10. Sure it's good. Wouldn't it be better if

Die of young age, all of your wishes fufilled, and painlessly.

 

[tachimegun]

9/10. Sure it's good. Wouldn't it be better if

Die of young age, all of your wishes fufilled, and painlessly.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

8/10 Sounds good, but what if certain wishes can't be fulfilled until later in life, like living to a ripe old age?

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

8/10 Sounds good, but what if certain wishes can't be fulfilled until later in life, like living to a ripe old age?

I can't respond to this.

 

[Drakon]

Death by reentering the earth's atmosphere without a heat shield and burning up as a meteor.

 

[Tsurugi]

8/10 Hideously painful and doesn't leave a trace afterwards. Very efficient! However the human body would likely float around in space and die from the lack of oxygen and gravity before this killed them.

Being sliced to pieces by the garbage disposal.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

3/10 ow.(shrug)

Sexual cannibalism.

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

-7/10

I'd sure feel sorry for the guy who had to die that way.

Died in a war.

 

[DracoMan]

10/10 To die in battle is honorable.

Laughed oneself to death (literally).

 

[Zhwoobatte]

10/10 awesome.

swinging a decapitated head around and get an infection from its teeth.