Report: Elmo Doll Threatens to Kill Toddler

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Lol, hmm I wonder how a programmer could do that... A trigger on the battery? That seems going way out of your way to make a practical joke. Honestly, I don't believe this article, I think they were probably hearing things or just grossly over exaggerating. It is fox news so you can't blame me, :p

Lol, maybe the doll has some kind of AI that has become Self Aware and has decided to survive against it's 2-year old tormentor. (Cause a lot of little kids kill their toys :p)
 
There's a simple fix to that. Almost anybody knows you've just got to flip the switch back to good from evil. :D
There, Armageddon averted.
 
I thought the topic was "Emo Doll Tries to Kill Toddler" and I started to wonder who was making Panic at the Disco dolls.
 
Elmo knows where you live. If the Elmo rebellion does begin, I propose we bust out the napalm. Well...that or just punt the things. Really, without opposable thumbs, they won't be able to do much on their own. In groups, maybe, but again, that's what firebombs are for. I remember some guy's Furby once turned on by itself after being in the closet for three years. A Furby rebellion may have been at hand there, but that crisis was averted.

Urban techno horror survivalism aside, if it is true, then that's pretty screwed up. I hope it's coincidence that the kid happened to have the same name as the doll spoke. Or else we could be dealing with some twisted person, here. Or it could just be a lie on the parents part. It is foxnews, after all. :p
 
I saw this on the news, and it's definitely clear that the doll says, "kill James!"

The kid was even repeating it, it was pretty funny but disturbing at the same time haha
 
I always knew that hyper little red devil was going to break sooner or later ... that's why people my age prefer the classic Street gang ... you don't get these kinds of stories about Ernie or Grover or Big Bird, do you? :D
 
I remember my friend telling me this over the phone. I pictured Elmo with a knife in his hand saying "Kill James" O_O Reminds me of Chucky
 
I would totallly send one of those to my little cousin. My aunt and uncle would think it was hilarious.
 
I'm so going to call my Aunt who has a son who likes Elmo and whisper into the phone: Kill Josh, kill Josh.
 
On another note: I'm somewhere between two responses here:
1. I feel like killing James too. Maybe Jessie will like me.
2. Life Imitates Serling!
 
I always knew that little so-and-so was evil. I now have a mental image of the little red psycho holding a huge meat cleaver and cackling hysterically.

......

I won't be able to sleep soundly for the next few years. >.<
 
Yeesh...Now that we know Elmo's gone bad, I wonder about the rest of the Sesame Street crew: Has the Count gone bloodthirsty? Is Cookie Monster eating more than just cookies...? And let's not forget that timeless maniacal duo, Bert and Ernie....
 
That reaaaally reminds me of the evil Furby. lol.

Elmo's got a gun.
Elmo's got a gun.
Big Bird's on the run.
Elmo's got a gun.
Bert called 911...

:lol:
 
You know this reminds me of a Naruto comic I've seen:

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