Heroic Sociopath
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OOC: Alright! @Flaze, @Xolw, @Blathers, @~NiGHTS~, @Bad Apple, @AlphaMouse. For simplicities sake, you're all in Block C.
A guide to the prison, courtesy of your loving host, The Doctor
The Doctor's secretary, Susan Ward, looked over the new brochure her employer had printed off.
"...Sir. With respect, are you serious?" She asked the greying man on the other side of the desk. The Doctor whirled around in his swivel chair.
"Susie, you should know by now, I'm a very serious man. Seriously kind, seriously compassionate, seriously loving..."
"Okay, but sir, you put down right here that we have a room for vivisection." Susie said, pointing to one of the rooms. "And you threaten several times to slice of the limbs of our subjects. We only do that occasionally, and usually just to test regenerative powers."
"Susie, you have no sense of humor." The Doctor said. "That's very important in any medical field. Helps the patient calm, down you see..." He glanced at the clock.
"All this talk of vivisection has reminded me. It's been a while since we've done our routine checkups, hasn't it? Susie, call in...Hmm...How does Block C sound?"
"Yes, sir. Understood." Susan said. She returned to her desk, just outside of The Doctor's office.
A voice blared over the intercom.
"Will Mister Gunkly of C Block please report to elevator two on the second floor? A squad of guards will be there to escort you to floor five. As always, your cooperation is appreciated."
A guide to the prison, courtesy of your loving host, The Doctor
Introduction
Hello! Welcome to the facility. I am the owner of this wonderful place. My name is unimportant, and most people call me The Doctor. If you're reading this, that means you're one of my test subjects. It's wonderful to have you here! Provided you cooperate, this will be the best time you have in your life. If you don't, you will be killed.
Thank you for your cooperation,
The Doctor
BF 1
The first floor is home to an underground arboretum, the technology for which was crafted by that clever bastard you all know and love, The Doctor. It supplies the facility with much of it's oxygen, ensuring we don't need any large vents leading to the surface to tempt you into cutting your stay short. This floor serves as a place for rest and relaxation. The Greenhouse is also here, but it's off limits to most subjects.
BF 2
The second level of the facility is home to many wonderful attractions provided by your gracious host, The Doctor.
The Library: This area contains a huge collection of books and movies, as well as some video games. The Doctor recommends the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as well as his own biopic, The Doctor: The Smartest Man Alive. Destruction of any library property will result in banning from the library and possible removal of limbs.
School: Attendance is purely optional. After all, who is The Doctor to force you to get an education? If you want one, any subject can receive education up to a 12th grade level. Past that, students will have to go to the library. Disrupting class will result in banning from the school and possible removal of limbs.
Gym: The facility's fitness center is state of the art, with many high-tech workout machines, as well as the standard assortment of weights and treadmills. Attempting to use the weights as weapons to attack guards and other inmates will result in execution and banning from the gym.
Sick Bay: A small first aid center where inmates can go to get any meds, as well as get treated after they have had their heads bashed in at the gym and had their limbs removed for tearing pages out of library books while yelling in class.
The Cantine: Subjects can come here to get free meals of reasonably high quality. Attempting to start a food fight will result in a time out, because honestly, that's just immature.
The Auditorium: Occasionally, the wonderful, amazing head of the facility, The Doctor (That's me!) will grace the subjects with a demonstration of a new talent he has learned. Attendance is mandatory. Failure to attend will result in banning from the auditorium.
The Pool: The facility is equipped with two olympic size swimming pools, one for recreation, and one for swimming laps. Interrupting swimmers while they are swimming laps will result in removal of limbs and banning from the pool. Taking The Doctor's favorite ducky innertube is discouraged, although he will share if asked nicely.
BFs 3 & 4
BF 5
Subjects are not allowed on this floor without being accompanied by a staff member. If asked, they may or may not inform you on what goes on in a given room.
The Lifts
The Staff
About the Author
Hello! Welcome to the facility. I am the owner of this wonderful place. My name is unimportant, and most people call me The Doctor. If you're reading this, that means you're one of my test subjects. It's wonderful to have you here! Provided you cooperate, this will be the best time you have in your life. If you don't, you will be killed.
Thank you for your cooperation,
The Doctor
BF 1
The first floor is home to an underground arboretum, the technology for which was crafted by that clever bastard you all know and love, The Doctor. It supplies the facility with much of it's oxygen, ensuring we don't need any large vents leading to the surface to tempt you into cutting your stay short. This floor serves as a place for rest and relaxation. The Greenhouse is also here, but it's off limits to most subjects.
The second level of the facility is home to many wonderful attractions provided by your gracious host, The Doctor.
The Library: This area contains a huge collection of books and movies, as well as some video games. The Doctor recommends the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as well as his own biopic, The Doctor: The Smartest Man Alive. Destruction of any library property will result in banning from the library and possible removal of limbs.
School: Attendance is purely optional. After all, who is The Doctor to force you to get an education? If you want one, any subject can receive education up to a 12th grade level. Past that, students will have to go to the library. Disrupting class will result in banning from the school and possible removal of limbs.
Gym: The facility's fitness center is state of the art, with many high-tech workout machines, as well as the standard assortment of weights and treadmills. Attempting to use the weights as weapons to attack guards and other inmates will result in execution and banning from the gym.
Sick Bay: A small first aid center where inmates can go to get any meds, as well as get treated after they have had their heads bashed in at the gym and had their limbs removed for tearing pages out of library books while yelling in class.
The Cantine: Subjects can come here to get free meals of reasonably high quality. Attempting to start a food fight will result in a time out, because honestly, that's just immature.
The Auditorium: Occasionally, the wonderful, amazing head of the facility, The Doctor (That's me!) will grace the subjects with a demonstration of a new talent he has learned. Attendance is mandatory. Failure to attend will result in banning from the auditorium.
The Pool: The facility is equipped with two olympic size swimming pools, one for recreation, and one for swimming laps. Interrupting swimmers while they are swimming laps will result in removal of limbs and banning from the pool. Taking The Doctor's favorite ducky innertube is discouraged, although he will share if asked nicely.
BF 3
BF 4
The Doctor has provided each subject with a dorm to live in. These each come equipped with a bed, a small restroom, a bookshelf to hold any items the prisoner might find, a a wardrobe to hold the prisoner's clothes. Referring to dorms as 'cells' or 'cages' is foolish. Cells and cages hold prisoners, and subjects are not prisoners, because if they were, they would be kept in cells or cages instead of dorms. Referral to them as such will result in having one's bed removed from their cell.
BF 4
The Doctor has provided each subject with a dorm to live in. These each come equipped with a bed, a small restroom, a bookshelf to hold any items the prisoner might find, a a wardrobe to hold the prisoner's clothes. Referring to dorms as 'cells' or 'cages' is foolish. Cells and cages hold prisoners, and subjects are not prisoners, because if they were, they would be kept in cells or cages instead of dorms. Referral to them as such will result in having one's bed removed from their cell.
Subjects are not allowed on this floor without being accompanied by a staff member. If asked, they may or may not inform you on what goes on in a given room.
Transport from floor to floor is provided by a series of elevators, each one marked by a blue square on the map. Each floor has roughly 10 elevators in the center. They have buttons for floors 6 through 10, but that is a mistake. These floors do not exist, and can not be accessed using a subject's key card.
The prison staff includes many hardworking individuals here to ensure you have a great time.
The scientists may poke and prod you, but it won't hurt a bit, promise! And it's all to learn more about you and find better ways to make sure you have a good time.
The guards are here to protect you, and as such, wear full body armor. This armor is heat, cold, shock, and ballistic resistant. They are trained to the peak of human ability, and are thus strong enough to protect the facility from any threat. They are lead by my dear best friend, Officer Styx.
The scientists may poke and prod you, but it won't hurt a bit, promise! And it's all to learn more about you and find better ways to make sure you have a good time.
The guards are here to protect you, and as such, wear full body armor. This armor is heat, cold, shock, and ballistic resistant. They are trained to the peak of human ability, and are thus strong enough to protect the facility from any threat. They are lead by my dear best friend, Officer Styx.
The Doctor is inarguably the smartest man who ever lived. He created this facility, and many inmates. He presently lives in the mansion above this facility, although he spends much of his time in the facility itself. He enjoys surgery, video games, stuffed animals, tea, and books. He is not married, and all of the subjects of the facility are his children.
The Doctor's secretary, Susan Ward, looked over the new brochure her employer had printed off.
"...Sir. With respect, are you serious?" She asked the greying man on the other side of the desk. The Doctor whirled around in his swivel chair.
"Susie, you should know by now, I'm a very serious man. Seriously kind, seriously compassionate, seriously loving..."
"Okay, but sir, you put down right here that we have a room for vivisection." Susie said, pointing to one of the rooms. "And you threaten several times to slice of the limbs of our subjects. We only do that occasionally, and usually just to test regenerative powers."
"Susie, you have no sense of humor." The Doctor said. "That's very important in any medical field. Helps the patient calm, down you see..." He glanced at the clock.
"All this talk of vivisection has reminded me. It's been a while since we've done our routine checkups, hasn't it? Susie, call in...Hmm...How does Block C sound?"
"Yes, sir. Understood." Susan said. She returned to her desk, just outside of The Doctor's office.
A voice blared over the intercom.
"Will Mister Gunkly of C Block please report to elevator two on the second floor? A squad of guards will be there to escort you to floor five. As always, your cooperation is appreciated."
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