Say a response to a motto!

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I got this idea when I was bored.

First think of a advertising motto like "Always coca cola" and then think of a funny response to it.

E.g.

Motto: Nike "Just Do It"
Reply: "So I did, now I am in Jail"

and so on.. Nothing too bad and it must be a product motto or quote such as the ones above.
 
Motto: Always- "Have a happy preiod. Always"
Reply: But I just got hit by a car and broke my leg. How is that a happy period?!
 
Motto:Have it your way
Reply: But now im selfish and everyone hates me.
 
Motto: To denounce the evils of truth and love
Reply: So you WANT truth and love?
 
Motto: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Reply: To be what? A millionare?
 
Which is mightier the pen or the sword?
The pen! Duh, I can stab you and give you ink poisoning!
 
quote: im lovin it
Reply:So you love the fact that we kill many cows ,pigs and chickens
 
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^ I don't remember pugs being in my Happy Meal...


"I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico."

Really Erin? What happened to "quote, buy, print"?
 
Motto: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids
Response: He listened, now there is no more annoying kids...
 
Motto: Meow Mix tastes so good, cats ask for it by name!

Response: O RLY? When has a cat ever said "Meow Mix"? I've heard them say "Meow", but not "Meow Mix".
 
Motto: Gotta catch 'em all!
Reality: The battle tower's so much more fun!
 
Motto: (This is not so much of a motto, more something that comes up in a test/exam alot): Write this in your own words

Response: So I did "Goomph, Zorg, Ummpa" wow, that was easy!
 
Motto: That was easy.
Reply: If life was that easy everyone would slack off.
 
Motto: Always Coca-Cola.
Reply: Forgetting Fanta, Sprite and Dr Pepper etc? So its not always coca-cola, its always Coca-Cola, Sprite, Dr Pepper, Fanta...

(Coca Cola company makes all of them if you don't know)
 
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Motto: Disney-Where dreams come true
Response: I went to Disneyland, but I'm still not a billionair.
 
Motto: That was a piece of cake.
Response: If that was cake, then why am I still hungry?
 
Motto: In every life, a little rain must fall.
Response: Rain's falling in my life, and my life is a drought...Thank you!
 
Motto: if everything in life is Chess, Checkmate"
Response:"Liar!!!, your knight was at kings rook 6!!!
 
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