Scribblenauts - The Forum Game!

[Heroic Sociopath]

In this game, you summon objects to escape the nefarious situation the above poster created - the more insane the solution, the better. Then, you get to create your own challenge, preferably also original. Oh, and you can rate the above solution and challenge based on originality.
I'll start:
You're super-glued to a burning whale with a giant fluffy zebra print top-hat, and a rabid steampunk android rugby player with a pointy stick covered in Tabasco sauce and neon lights is closing in on you!

 

[Metabee]

I will utilise: BANANA PEEL, PADDLING POOL, LUKE SKYWALKER.

The abid steampunk android rugby player with a pointy stick covered in Tabasco sauce and neon lights shall slip on the banana peel, into the paddling pool and will then short circuit due to being covered in water. Then Luke Skywalker shall use the force to acquire the pointy stick covered in Tabasco sauce and neon lights and shall then pass it onto me, which I use the scrape myself off of the whale.

So, next person. You are hanging from a chain above a vat of shark-infested boiling custard and are slowly being lowered into it. The sharks are all holding baseball bats with those wigs with the psychadelic Jamaican hats and dreadlocks on top of them. Also the baseball bats have speakers that start playing that one song by Bjork every time a chicken in the corner of the room clucks.

Please post your solution.

 

[Buoy]

I will utilise: JAMAICAN, HEN, JESUS AND LISA SIMPSON

The hen will distract the clucking chickens by displaying that she wants to mate with them, so the hats do not play the song by Bjork every time they cluck. The Jamaican will go crazy and steal the hats which the sharks are wearing and will destroy them. Lisa Simpson will meditate and use The Hand of Bhudda to steal the baseball bats and kill the sharks with the bats. She will also play background music to make the situation seem more jazzy, therefore providing style. Jesus will walk on the boiling custard, and when I'm lowered far enough, Jesus will rescue me and take me away from the boiling custard.

Yay, escape!

So, next person. Your helicopter is broken, and it is spiralling down into a field of seemingly harmless sheep. However, these sheep are maneating, and will kill you the moment you touch the ground. However, in the air, if you try to fly out of the aeroplane, there are Stymphalian birds, which are metallic birds which cannot be destroyed, and they will eat your flesh. Also, with every second, the sun gets hotter by one degree celsius. What will you do?

 

[Captain Falcon]

Words: M4GR15 (an assault rifle, which I have an airsoft version of), Canteen full of Water, Unlimited Ammo.

Solution: I would land the helicopter via auto-rotation, and then pull out the M4GR15 and fight my way out of the field of man-eating sheep (Don't say I would have died as soon as I land, otherwise I would have to say that the task is impossible and will ignore it, posting my own situation in it's place. Besides, sheep can't jump into helicopters, even if they are on the ground.). Finally, when the coast is clear, I would quench my thirst with Canteen. The unlimited ammo is just so I don't run out of bullets.

All right, here's a tough one:

You are on a starship that's adrift in orbit around an eldar exodite world, and it's infested with genestealers. You're the only one on board, and you can't radio for help. There is a landing craft two decks below you, but there's too much of a chance that you will run into those genestealers. If you make it there, you will have to deal with the Eldar, which will likely not take too kindly to you setting foot on their world without an interpreter. Please note that Eldar language is incomprehensible to humans.
What would you do?

 

[TheDarthWater]

I will utilize: SHOOP DA WOOP CANNON, UNLIMITED AMMO, CONSTANT FIRE RATE, IMPENETRABLE SHIELD.

I will just go down to the landing ship constantly firing my shoop da woop cannon and escape. When landed, i will kill the eldars with my shoop da woop cannon.

Next person: You want to see your dead <insert relative here>. You are in prison. There is a total of 1000 guards there. the prison is filled with surveillance cams. You are on your way to the electric chair. How can you visit him/her?

 

[Captain Falcon]

Words: Request, Earlier, and Execution

Solution: I'll Request an Earlier Execution, and when I die, I'll see them.

Problem: You are at an RC race. You had just been T-Boned by the guy behind you and your car's speed controller was knocked out. You have one hour to repair your car, and the hobby shop doesn't have a replacement part. The damage to the speed controller is internal, so you cannot repair the wiring without opening the speed controller. There is another car available at the shop, but the speed controller on it is old and not up to spec. What would you do?