Slowpoke Game.

[āruscio]

You're late in time, and old news is shockingly new! You can go as far back as you want.

EX: Dude, Nixon's resigning!

I'll kick it off.

Guys! The Gen I games are being remade by Game Freak for the GBA! "FireRed and LeafGreen!"

 

[Miar]

Check out the new Legendaries

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Don't they just look impressive?

 

[Zekurom]

Those are fakes. These are the new Legendaries:

Spoiler

 

[Enzap]

I just found this one! I can't wait to catch it when the first games come out.

Spoiler

 

[Neltharion S. Deathwing]

Hey, since when Misty and Brock left Ash?

 

[Zekurom]

Just Misty. Brock's been with Ash for ages.

To add something new:

Oh my god, there's another region beside Kanto! I can't wait to explore it!

 

[āruscio]

Guys! Nintendo just announced a game system! The "Virtual Boy!" THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING FOREVER. AGAIN.

 

[Enzap]

Have any of you heard about this amazing new thing called the internet? It makes life so much easier.

 

[Neltharion S. Deathwing]

Oh hey look, someone's developed a machine that lets us play. Woohoo!

 

[Miar]

Nah, I'm waiting for my first gaming system, the SNES, to come out.

 

[āruscio]

Nah, I'm waiting for my first gaming system, the SNES, to come out.

What's that? A Colecovision clone?

 

[Miar]

What's that? A Colecovision clone?

No, it's a NES clone.

 

[Enzap]

Oh, snap. They just created a contraption that lets you talk to people in a different house. And you don't even have to shout!

 

[Miar]

Whoa. This new invention, the light bulb, is astouning

 

[Neltharion S. Deathwing]

They also invented this weird contraption that lets you see some place.

 

[Enzap]

Really!!! That is so amazing!!! I want one of those newfangled "automobiles" everyone is talking about.

 

[āruscio]

Dude, that Big Bang thing last night really hurt my ears.

 

[Enzap]

Since when have the dinosaurs been extinct? I thought for sure I saw one yesterday!

 

[Neltharion S. Deathwing]

Hey, you know this thing called "fire"? Apparently they made a device that can make fire O.O

 

[Enzap]

I didn't know fire was even invented yet! O.O