Steampunk Abortions' 'Unironic' Art & Photoshop request shop

[Steampunk Abortions]

The man closed down my last thread because the title was too, like, real for them, or something. Well, here's my new 100% unironic thread. This thread is for serious business only.

Anyhow, here's "wat I do:"

-Shitty Base Colored Art:

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Stuff like that basically. Expect it to be done within a week's time.

-Even Worse Tablet Doodles:

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This sort of thing. Expect it to be done within 48 hours.

-Fun with Photoshop:

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Excpect it to be done within 48 hours.

I also do comics, if that's what 'floats your boat.'

-Payment:
I take all payment in the form of Social Recognition and Approval.

:smokin::smokin::smokin:

 

[Mr. Whiscash]

do a drawing of
a dog crap
on someone's shoe
hahahaha

 

[7487857]

We need a picture of Mr. Mime looking at a child seductively. That bastard needs to be outed for what he really is.

 

[Steampunk Abortions]

We need a picture of Mr. Mime looking at a child seductively. That bastard needs to be outed for what he really is.

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Wheeelllp, here's this.

 

[Mr. Whiscash]

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Wheeelllp, here's this.

Well there go my nightmares.

 

[7487857]

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Wheeelllp, here's this.

Perfect!

I just thought of another request:

Two covers for the White/Black versions. For the black version, use black Michael Jackson, and for the white version, use white Michael Jackson.

 

[raychuu]

Hey!

I was thinking about a drawing of (an) Entei (more like this than like this if possible, I dislike that less wild Entei) on or in water. For some reason, I only find Entei while surfing, hence the reason for the drawing be water related even though Entei is a fire type. He can be diving, surfing, swimming, it's up to you. You can add props if you'd like, such as sunglasses or diving suits. Likewise, the water body choice is open, but this time I have preference for something like that lake between Tohjo Falls and New Bark Town (route 42, if I'm not mistaken). Text is not needed, however may you feel like it's necessary drop in something in the lines of "Screw water, I'm a stalker".

Thanks, and take your time!

 

[Pidgeot]

Could you use the Gen III official Sugimori pic of Giovanni, and put Gordon Brown's head on him, change the 'R' to a 'PM', and in the background, put the text 'Don't Vote For This Git!'? Thank you in advance.

 

[Steampunk Abortions]

I'll get to the other two later tonight.

 

[Steampunk Abortions]

Hey!

I was thinking about a drawing of (an) Entei (more like this than like this if possible, I dislike that less wild Entei) on or in water. For some reason, I only find Entei while surfing, hence the reason for the drawing be water related even though Entei is a fire type. He can be diving, surfing, swimming, it's up to you. You can add props if you'd like, such as sunglasses or diving suits. Likewise, the water body choice is open, but this time I have preference for something like that lake between Tohjo Falls and New Bark Town (route 42, if I'm not mistaken). Text is not needed, however may you feel like it's necessary drop in something in the lines of "Screw water, I'm a stalker".

Thanks, and take your time!

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surfing_entei_kanyewest_lazy.jpg

 

[Coasting Wingull]

Something to do with Wingull? Go crazy seeing as Im out of ideas.

 

[Lt.]

Make me a Gang of pokemon, that look like the chareters from Happy days! i command it! For it shall ammuse me

 

[Axle Helios]

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I think that's first time I've truly lolled at something on here.

 

[Steampunk Abortions]

Perfect!

I just thought of another request:

Two covers for the White/Black versions. For the black version, use black Michael Jackson, and for the white version, use white Michael Jackson.

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It don't matter if you're black version or white version.

 

[DarkDreams]

That's strangely awesome.

Crap, that looks epic xD

 

[Jragonair]

Bro, could you do a shitty base color art of a Pichu slapping the shit out of a Pachirisu? Cause Everyone knows they're so much better.

And this art is amazing, im freaking in love.

 

[Ino-Chan]

Anything with a Bidoof. Come on, you know I want to!

 

[Steampunk Abortions]

I'm heading to Arizona for a week and I won't be able to scan anything till I get back. I'll bump the topic in a week with all of your requests. (hopefully)

 

[Jragonair]

Bump, hope your back soon

 

[Steampunk Abortions]

LOL B&'d. Well, I'm back now. I'll try to limit my posting outside of the art section so as to keep from getting banned again.

Anything with a Bidoof. Come on, you know I want to!

Pokemon has changed. It's no longer about Weaknesses, Resistances or Fun. It's an endless series of meta-games, fought by hacked pokemon. Pokemon, and its consumption of my time, has become a well-oiled machine. Pokemon has changed. EV trained Pokemon use PP Maxed attacks, use endless Salac berries. IVs inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. EV control. IV control. Moveset control. Pokemon control. Everything is hacked, and made to abuse the game rules. Pokemon has changed. The age of Fun has become the age of Meta-games. All in the name of averting ever having sex or a good job. And he who controls the Pokemon, controls Bulbapedia. Pokemon has changed. When Pokemon is subjected to the time-wasting Meta-game, Pokemon...becomes routine.

Oh, and jragonair, I've got yours on paper, now I just need to ink/scan/color it, which I should finish by tomorrow night. Sorry for the wait.