Stephanie Meyer: The Original Anarchist!

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Stephanie Meyer has single handedly rewritten all of the rules of Vampires as we know them! She has turned what would normally be referred to as "sparkly leech-men" into Vampires somehow. No, they don't get hurt in the sunlight, no they can't turn into bats, and no none of them are even named Dracula, but Meyer has convinced us all that they are, in fact, Vampires. Most of these, so-called Vampires don't even drink human blood! The trademark of all Vampires! This Meyer person is one talented lady. Even though the vast majority of people she has convinced are either 11-15 year old girls or middle-aged women, this feat is nonetheless impressive.
I also hear that she's working on reinventing the Werewolf. These beasts can change form at will, a previously unheard of talent in the werewolf world. They are a fearless breed, whom even the moon can't scare. Bravo Meyer, bravo. You took all of the monster rules and guidelines and twisted them into something new, and possibly fantastic (but honestly, I doubt it). Maybe next time, you can write a book about a high school version of Frankenstein, but one who has an IQ of over 150 and ISN'T GREEN! Just throwing some ideas around, I trust you'll write something we can all enjoy!






P.S. I also posted this on a Twilight Fan Forum so look forward to reading my hate mail! Enjoy!
 
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This is why I watch True Blood, removes stigma Meyer placed on Vampires for hardcore fans of the genre.
 
Pssh, everyone knows those things in Twilight aren't Vampires.They aren't even Viy (the ORIGINAL original Vampires). Those creatures in Twilight, are in fact, Candeois micois atterois.

Or, "Sparklypoos".
 
LOL fyi, this is a VERY sarcastic post. I figure yall know this, but anyway, for future viewers.
 
Could you link to that hate mail? I am always in for seeing obsessed fans make fools of themselves.
 
Of course I will! Do you mind if I wait until there actually IS some? I just posted it like half an hour ago and its pretty late. I'm sure by morning there will be plenty of rabbid members of the fearsome Team Edward out for my blood, that is if vampires drank human blood anymore lol
EDIT: I guess ill go ahead and give you a link though- http://www.twiforums.com/twilight/534-stephanie-meyer-original-anarchist.html
Just a link to the thread itself.
 
Of course I will! Do you mind if I wait until there actually IS some? I just posted it like half an hour ago and its pretty late. I'm sure by morning there will be plenty of rabbid members of the fearsome Team Edward out for my blood, that is if vampires drank human blood anymore lol
EDIT: I guess ill go ahead and give you a link though- http://www.twiforums.com/twilight/534-stephanie-meyer-original-anarchist.html
Just a link to the thread itself.

Just bookmarked it. Can't wait till when I wake up.
 
While I'm not a fan, I do believe that Stephanie has the right to write her novels however she wants. If she wants to conjure up a differing idea about the vampire mythos, more power to her.

As it stands, Jacob and co. aren't technically werewolves either.
 
Sure it's fine to create a new creature but the fact that she still calls them Werevolves and Vampires is terribly incorrect. If they're new creatures, call them something else. She offends longtime fans of the monster genre.
 
That is true... But I suppose she isn't that creative.

She copied the whole idea of Vampires verse Wearwolves from Charlaine Harris (author of the books True Blood is based on). She uses a fan perspective, making it just vampire verse wearwolf as a love interest thing. Edward vs. Jacob is really based on Alcide vs. Eric/Bill. Except that latter plot only lasts 1.5 books.
 
Okay, so she isn't creative at all. Basically she's a fanfic author that got popular.
 
From what I heard, they're based on her fantasies or something. Bella is obviously her self-insert.
 
She is a romance writter, but not a good one. Who puts supernatural creatures into a romance novel?

And the only reason anyone likes them is because they're so goddamn hot. Which is kind of true, but sex appeal isn't everything.
 
From what I heard, they're based on her fantasies or something. Bella is obviously her self-insert.
Yeah, I heard that too...

And the books only sold so much because of sex appealing, smelly guy whats-his-name.
 
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