TEAM HAITI

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So RMT is boring right now, and my roommate gave me an awesome idea for a team. I'm keeping these Pokemon, but anything else is negotiable.

Heatran @ Chople Berry
Timid
4 HP, 252 SpAtk, 252 Spd
-Stealth Rock
-Taunt
-Fire Blast
-Earth Power
Good opener. It sets up rocks and taunts rockers, while threatening back with powerful attacks. Chople Berry keeps me from getting KOd by fighting moves.

Magnezone @ Choice Scarf
Timid
4 HP, 252 SpAtk, 252 Spd
-Thunderbolt
-Flash Cannon
-HP Fire
-Thunder Wave
Hopefully this will allow me to take out pesky Scizor. I don't want my team getting ravaged by Superpower. I may adjust the speed/spatk/def/hp EVs to reflect this if things don't go so well.

Magcargo @ Choice Specs
Modest
12 HP, 252 SpAtk, 244 Spd
-Overheat
-HP Grass
-Ancientpower
-Earth Power
Yeah, Specs Magcargo! No one will see it coming! Speed EVs outpace 0 Spd Swampert because I think the possibility of taking out a Swampert with a Magcargo is friggin' hilarious.

Aggron @ Choice Band
Jolly
4 HP, 252 Atk, 252 Spd
-Head Smash
-Earthquake
-Aqua Tail
-Ice Punch
I fuckin' love Aggron! AGGRON. Plus, it just wouldn't be right if I didn't use every choice item there was.

Probopass @ Leftovers
Calm
252 HP, 88 Def, 168 SpDef
-Flash Cannon
-Thunder Wave
-Power Gem
-Earth Power
My special wall. Flash Cannon and Power Gem give dual STAB moves, and Earth Power lets me hit things like trapped Steelix or Magnezone well. I already have a Stealth Rock user, so the last slot goes to Thunder Wave over Toxic for some reasons.

Bastiodon @ Leftovers
Sassy
252 HP, 188 Atk, 60 Def, 8 SpDef
-Stone Edge
-Metal Burst
-Iron Head
-Curse
Curse up, Metal Burst attackers, and sweep. Bastiodon rocks your socks!

So it occurs to me that I could put Chople Berry on Bastiodon and Passho Berry on Heatran and obey items clause, since Heatran can't beat Infernape leads anyway, and Passho would help against Swampert who try to take me out with Surf.
 
You only have one earthquake user on your Haiti team :(

But really, 3 choice items? If your opponent gets a switch in on a move you don't want to keep using, you have 3 Pokemon who have to switch out in that scenario. I'd say give Magcargo a Sash, unless that take away from the OHKO of Swampert.
 
I didn't get the reference at first, that's pretty creative. Too bad a Scarf Flygon could OHKO the entire team with Earthquake D:
 
Seeing on how all members are Immune to sandstorm, why no T-tar/Hippowdon?

p.s. lulz, earthquake
 
...What's the joke, that they're all weak to Earthquake? Because that's the biggest flaw with this team I'm seeing :-/ Still, if you can make it work, I'd like to see it.
 
I can't believe this entire team's weak to EQ...

Hence the name.

But, if Bastiodon Curses enough times (which is unlikely), it may survive an EQ (too bad it doesn't have reliable recovery...)

@Edo-kun: This is supposed to be a joke team; remember what happened in Haiti?
 
Wait... realy? might as well make a 911 team while we're at it. (Sarcasm)
 
I can't really RTM this since it's a joke team :/

Cortez said:
Exactly.

This is really insensitive considering how many lives were affected.
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Would you care if he named this team Japan? Or maybe Indonesia, or China?
 
This is a competitive team? Srsly? Everyone is weak to earthquake. Even if this is a joke team the idea isnt that good and the joke is pretty horrible. I dont think this team wouldnt do very well in a real competitive battle, having a team full of double EQ weak pokes just isnt too great an idea especially since you dont have a reliable counter to a few EQers.
Not too sure what to suggest on a joke team. But how about magnet rise on magnezone and probopass?
 
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Um, is anything else 4x weak to EQ? Anything fast enough to outspeed scarf flygon with a scarf? I doubt it. have fun
 
Nothing here is even fast enough to out speed most mamoswines. Youll need a lot of luck to get away with this team.....
 
lmao hilarious. Do a Team 9/11 next.
 
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