EVERYONE: - Complete That's Right (parody of "Don't Cha" by The Pussycat Dolls)

[Yoshi1001]

I actually wrote this 6-8 months ago, but I thought I'd post it here anyway.

That’s Right
Parody of “Don't Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls

May Meowth Ash Max Brock Skitty
Spoken Sung Thought
(humming)
Hey, twerpette.
Meowth, what are you doing here?
Just lookin’ around. I hear you got a big contest coming up.
Yeah, Skitty’s gonna be in it.
Meow!
Oh,Skitty. If only yous and I could be together. Wait, I know…
Wouldn’t yous rather have me dere?
You? Why?
Well…
(Music starts)
Oh no.
Meow?

Der’s no one like me (There’s no one like me)
Yous know that too (You know that too)
And so whenever Skitty’s around I feel bad for you
What’s wrong with Skitty?
And yous do dose contests (you do those contests)
Wit Drew and Harley (With Drew and Harley)
And in the back of my mind
I know yous should be trainin’ me

Don’t cha wish your Skitty could walk like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could talk like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha
Not really.
Don’t cha wish your Skitty had paws like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty had claws like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha

What’s with you?
Don’t go leaving (don’t go leaving)
Just hold da phone (just hold the phone)
’Cause if you just try
It just ain’t enough to bring a ribbon home
I’ll work hard trainin’ (I’ll work hard training)
I’ll help yous git there (I’ll help you get there)
See, I’m aware
But I go just to see Skitty there
Skitty?
Meow?

Don’t cha wish your Skitty could fight like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty was tight like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha, baby
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could move like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could groove like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha

(Door opens)
What’s going on out here?
Meowth?
Why are you singing to May?
Now all da twoips are here!
Did I miss something?
Not really.
Don’t I have this song on my iPod?

See, I know we’ll win it (I know we’ll win it)
I’ll take a stand (I’ll take a stand)
I’ll probably be just the ting to helps out you
at da festival grand
Maybe next contest (maybe next contest)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, oh friend, you know just where you’ll find me

Find you?
I wasn’t talking to yous.
Now I get it.
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could dance like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could prance like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha
Don’t cha wish your Skitty could sing like me
Don’t cha wish your Skitty had (points to charm) bling like me
Don’t cha, don’t cha

(yawns) What’s going on here?
Meowth wants to be with May so it can be with Skitty.
After what you said about it? No way!
Can yous blame a cat for tryin’?
Yes.
(sighs)

 

[Pseudonymiss]

LOL! I love this one! I really love your songs Yoshi! Please make more, you have a talent in you! I can read it! ^^

a_f

 

[The Pig King]

I'd compliment it, but I don't have this song and have never heard it. I think it must be good, though.

 

[Turtle Tamer Kammy]

o.o

 

[Æsahættr]

I'd compliment it, but I don't have this song and have never heard it. I think it must be good, though.

Let's just say this is much better than the original version (Meowth has a much better voice than any of the Pussycat Dolls /jks)

 

[Yoshi1001]

I've realized that just about any song is funnier if Meowth sings it. I've actually been working on an application that takes normal English and "Meowthinates" it.

I'm glad you like the song. Between Meowth's broken English and the original artist's name, it's almost perfect.