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The Assist Club

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Birds were chirping in the air as the students of Lago High began going through the gate, new students were looking around for their classes, one of them being Sean Krane as he was trying to look for his math classroom. "This sucks I got lost on my first day too," Sean frowned he was afraid to ask anyone for directions too.

"Incoming!" Sean turned around to see a young man around eighteen racing through the hallway with a scooter, Sean quickly scream before being run over by James Klint who fell on the floor. "Yeah this thing is not working right," James frowned before taking a notepad out. "First request of the year done."

"What the hell," Sean raised his head while looking at the scooter. "No wonder," he replied as the scooter's cables were visible he began fidgeting with them. "It ain't done right."

"It isn't," James raised his head while looking at the scooter. "Wow, that's great kid thanks to you I accomplished a request," he smiled while looking at Sean. "Welcome to the Assist Club!" he yelled while putting and arm around Sean.

"Wait what!?" Sean exclaimed, a shocked look on his face. 'What the hell is that to begin with?"

"It's just the coolest club in the whole school that's what it is," James patted his shoulder before helping him up and looking at his schedule. "Double at the corner, anyways see ya at the club after school is on the east side of the school."

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After school was over Sean was about to leave, though he remembered his conversation with James and decided to check it out. "It couldn't be that bad." Sean replied as he walked over only to gasped as he saw the small house like building at the corner, to top it off it was covered mostly by trees so barely anyone was able to notice it. "What the hell is that," he raised an eyebrow as he walked over.
 
A shadowy figure sat in the treetops, finally launching himself through the Club's window.
Finally, Jakku got to his feet on the carpet.
"Every day, I become more ninja."
He smiled.
 
"And that is why I keep my food in my satchel, James."
Jakku said, hanging his trenchcoat on a hatstand.
"How is life treating you? I mean, aside from the being-caught-stealing-food?"
 
Calvin and Camille were just walking around, looking bored. "Is anything interesting ever gonna happen with us?" Camille asked.

"Careful, last time you asked that question, we ended up getting a beehive dropped on our heads." Calvin muttered.

"I suppose... but still, we never have anthing exciting to do." Camille said.

"Be careful what you wish for, sis." Calvin said.
 
Petra Forrest slunk into the Assist Club building, her eyes bloodshot, spinning and the size of dinner plates.

"Everyone!" Petra slowly grinned, blinking rapidly. "Salutations!" She yawned, swinging her arms around randomly. "What planet are we on today? Hopefully a green one!" She giggled, taking sudden interest in a beam of sunlight flooding through the window.

"Pretty..." She mused, already distracted.
 
Calvin and Camille turned, their faces going blank. "Is she drunk?" They whispered to each other.
 
"Drunk?" Petra cackled like a maniac. "Awwww, these two are soooOOOooo cute!" She squealed, running over to the twins and wrapping them up in a tight hug.
 
"Hello?" came the voice of Sean as he opened the door of the club.

"Oh so you came after all I know you would," James grinned as he walked over to Sean and pulled him in.

"Hey what the, I just came to che...."

"Look guys this is our new member, he helped me finish a request this morning," James chuckled while ruffling the back of his head. "What was your name again kid."

"Se..Sean," Sean replied nervously.
 
The twins grunted, unable to speak. Yep, she's wasted like mom's deviled eggs. Cmille thought-spoke to Calvin, who nodded. "We're happy to see you, too, Petra." They said, pushing away enough to speak.
 
"Try stoned" came the voice of Brianna as she strutted her way into the Assit Club whilst texting on her phone.
"Hi everyone. Miss me, course you did" she laughed as she lunged onto the sofa in her short daisy dukes with a flashy belt, short cropped top and cowgirl boots and grabbed her usual magazine.
 
"Hi, Brisia." Evan says. "Anyway, Sean. How would you feel about being given untested and highly dangerous chemicals? I'd do it to Petra, but I'd like to know if my inventions work on people who aren't on drugs.
 
She can read our minds?! calvin and Camille thought-spoke to each other, looking at Brianna. "Hi."
 
"Uh what?" Sean asked with a confused look on his face.

"That's Evan he's the genius of the group," James explained while pointing at Evan. "The cute girl sitting on the couch is Brianna and the drugged up one is Petra," he said pointing to both girls respectively. "That's our resident Ninja Jaku and the twins Calvin and Camille."

"You guys..." Sean looked at each of the members of the Assist Club. "Have I seen you before," he pointed at Brianna before blushing after he remembered where he had seen her before. "I mean...forget what I said."
 
"Don't even call me Brisia!" shouted Brianna to Evan. "Unless you don't mind losing one of your nuts. Left or Right, I'll let you choose" she threatened before looking at Sean.

"No doubt you know me from my sex tapes" she smiled before going back to her phone as she recieved a text.
 
"Ding ding! Winner!" Petra beamed, pointing at Brianna, before turning to Evan.

"Ooooh, me! Me! Me me me! Me want chemicals! They make plants grow!" Petra squealed, bouncing up and down.
 
"Somebody find that taser again. Petra's freaking me out and not in the way when she came with a black vibrator" she shouted as she got up from the sofa and looked around the fridge for a Diet Lemonade.
 
"You want one of mine? What's wrong, getting buyer's remorse after your surgery?" Evan asked Brianna. "Anyway, I'll get you some when I'm done building my time machine." Evan says, turning to Petra.
 
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