the best comic book quotes

[Geodude]

"I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I do isn't very nice." --Wolverine

"With great power comes great responsibility." --Spider-Man

Which ones can you think of?

 

[Takoto]

"The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'no'." ~ Rorschach's Journal, October 12th, from "WATCHMEN".

 

[Metabee]

"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman." - Batman, All Star Batman & Robin

Well, someone had to say it.

 

[DCM]

"YOU THINK TOO MUCH"
-the Hulk to Abomination

<3

 

[Spiny]

"Now I know why they all call you killer croc! It's because you're a crock of ****!!!"
Wolverine whilst Fighting Killer croc in the Marvel/DC crossover series.

"YOU'RE DEAD *****!!!"
Killer Croc's response.

 

[Chebon]

"When I'm done with you, you're gonna wish your daddy pulled out early." - Jesse Custer (Preacher)

Hehe.

Thanks.

 

[Falconwing]

"I'm the goddam batman"

"Punk is nothing but death and crime and the rage of a beast."

"Bees. My god."

 

[Hector]

Anything said by Deadpool.

"Now, GIMME YOUR MILK MONEY!!!"

"My common sense is tingling."

"You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was going to score with someday maybe."

and my favorite of all...

"Do I still think in those little yellow boxes? Oooh I missed you little yellow boxes! What fun we shall have together!"

 

[Nekusagi]

I've never read the source material, just seen it in sf_drama and mentioned on TV Tropes, but from Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose:

"Samantha! You have to get out of there! Your vagina is haunted!"

 

[zel]

"IT'S A CRACK BABY, FOOL"
~ mr. t and the t force

 

[Geodude]

Livewire: "Sweetie, you might be quick, but you're not faster than lightniiiiinnnnng. ... Guess the suit there is insulated, huh?"
Batgirl: "Apparently. Every night's a new adventure, you know?"
Livewire: "You gonna punch me now?"
Barbara: "'That shouldn't come as much of a shock'? You honestly said that?"
Batgirl: "Yup."
Barbara: "A little on the nose, but there's hope for you yet."
Batgirl: "That's what they tell me."

 

[Instrutilus]

"This damn thing has 500 different settings and 499 of them are 'blast the shit out of something' mode."

Not sure if that counts, but meh.