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The Chuck Norris Game.

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The rules are simple; the person above you says that they have something (Ex: I have a shoe), then the person below has to think of a way that Chuck Norris can seriously injure you with that item (Ex: Chuck Norris beats you with the shoe). I'll go first, of course.

I have a quarter.
 
Chuck throws it in your eye like a discus.

I have a beach ball. (I'd love to see how this one goes.)
 
Chuck Norris expands it with his awesome lung power until it traps you against a wall and robs you of your third dimension.

I have a song.
 
Chuck blasts it in your ear at 120dB, rupturing your eardrums.

I have a pocket protector.
 
Chuck sharpens the stem (or whatever it's called) into a blade and stabs you.

I have a banana.
 
Chuck takes your banana and you die of hunger! AND CHUCK!!!

I have a very tiny ball that fits in cracks
 
Chuck crushes you until YOU fit in the cracks.

I munch on Strawberries.
 
Chuck Norris steal them and throws the behind him. they travel around the world, catch fire and hit you in the back of the head killing you.

I have nothing.
 
So Chuck kills you with his bare hands.

I have a shrubbery.
 
He rips off branches and starts stabing you with them.

I have a pillow.
 
Chuck Norris feeds Snowball to you.
I have an unloaded gun and some bullets.
 
Chuck Norris beats you to death with the Gun's handle.

I have a teddy bear.
 
Chuck Norris squeezes you into it and your organs implode from the pressure.

I have a wig.
 
He strangles you with the hair on it.

I have a kitten.
 
Chuck Norris forces it down your throat; it claws your neck out and then digests in your stomach.

I have a Pokéball.
 
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