The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[TRF-chan]

Read...and BE CONVERTED!

Hilarious. >D

Let the record show that on this day, September 4th, in the Year of Our Noodly Overseer 2005, I have converted to Pastafarianism. The Great One has touched me with his holy Noodly Appendage, and I have never been happier. I shall, of course, be buying myself a full wardrobe of pirate regalia as soon as time permits. RAmen!

EDIT: The Flying Spaghetti Monster game

 

[Misty]

Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia.

Now THAT is a religion I can go for.

 

[Argy]

Sorry, I've already devoted myself to Lord Saget.

 

[MondoTR]

It's the dad from Full House. ^_^

 

[Trip]

I do not feel that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will judge me poorer for failure to wear the full pirate outfit, however I do wear the eye-patch and spread the word of Him.

- Trip

 

[Archaic]

I do not feel that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will judge me poorer for failure to wear the full pirate outfit, however I do wear the eye-patch and spread the word of Him.

- Trip

....so should I take that to mean that you're a Protestant Pastafarianist?

 

[Kasumi]

I didn't know there was a Bob Saget religion! I must convert to it! *loves Bob Saget*

 

[MondoTR]

America's Funniest Home Videos was better when he hosted them. XD

 

[TRF-chan]

Blasphemy! No spreading...er...Sagetism in this thread! >O It is only for the true believers, who have been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Trip - Of course He won't. The Noodly one loves all His children.

 

[Barb]

Did someone say 'pirate regalia'? Mmm...pirates.

 

[Kasumi]

Wait... can we convert Bob Saget to this religion and make him wear pirate clothes? If that's the case, I'm in.

 

[TRF-chan]

Please do. Everyone's life is greatly enchanced after being touched by His Noodly Appendage. And our Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano!

(...I'm just looking for excuses to use the phrase 'noodly appendage' now. XD)

 

[birdboy2000]

I'm not worshipping a floating Tangela.

 

[Barb]

A beer volcano? Awesome. =D

 

[TRF-chan]

I'm not worshipping a floating Tangela.

But He is clearly superior to Tangela. I mean, He has two meatballs! :O Does Tangela? I think not.

FSM 4EVAH.

PASTA IS MY HOMEBOY.

 

[Argy]

In Lord Saget's heaven, we have abundant football-to-crotch shots! Top THAT~!

 

[TRF-chan]

In Pastafarian Heaven, we have free Italian food. And we all get our own deluxe cloud with a lovely view of mortal indiscretions.

EDIT: Oh, and He would appreciate it if everyone were to sign this petition. If you do so, He will touch you most favorably with His Noodly Appendage.