The Clark and Stanley game!

[Julum]

For those who don't play Spore, I'll explain it to you. There are two guys named Clark, and Stanley. They do the dumbest things and always end up dying. So a first post must say what they are doing, and the second post must say how they die.

Example:

Poster 1: Clark and Stanley go to the mall.

Poster 2: The roof collapses on top of them.

I'll start.

Clark and Stanley bake a pie.

 

[Mintaka]

@Scrafty ; After the second post, I take it that the game continues with third and fourth people writing the two posts in the same patter, and then fifth and sixth, then seventh and eighth person? (Just making sure, not aware of this game).

They chose spoiled blueberries for the pie and died of food poisoning when they ate the pie.

 

[Julum]

@Mintaka Yup.

Clark and Stanley discover a new planet.

 

[Zenax]

Who ate them because it was in fact a giant Pacman.

( @Scrafty ; Wouldn't it be better if we also stated an action in our post?)

 

[Julum]

(@Zenax Yeah.)

Clark and Stanley watch a movie.

 

[TFSpock]

.... which sucked so horribly it made their heads explode.

 

[Julum]

Clark and Stanley join the forums.

 

[Zenax]

And instantly got banned.

 

[Agent K]

Clark and Stanley bought Pokémon Black and White at their local GAME store.

 

[Prez]

It was a wanna-be GameStop and the game was made of paper mache.

 

[Kuwata]

Clark and Stanley try their hand at Pokemon sprite editing.