The Endless Glitch V2:Eeny Meeny Miney MISSINGNO!

[The REAL Dialga]

Lets recap: The Endless Glitch was a fun game that once ran here. Basically, the starter posted starting instrctions for a glitch, primarily a Pokemon, but other games can be used too, as long as it gets back to pokemon eventually, and the poster continues the glitch, and the next poster continues it again, and this continues until the thread gets locked or dies. Lets begin, shall we?

To start, get an American version of Pokemon Pearl and play it on a South Korean DS. These specifics must be obeyed, otherwise the game won't recognize the glitch. Start a file as a boy, name yourself PokeKyle and select Piplup as your starter. Then you must...

 

[Vasili]

Go to the very bottom tile of your rivals House,

 

[The REAL Dialga]

Open your menu and press Y twice, Up, Down, left 3 times while holding select, Up, Left, Down, Right, Y, Start, enter your bag, tap the touchscreen buttons for each section once, then key items and medicine again. Exit your bag and menu. Then...

 

[Vasili]

You should appear in Lilycove City,(Note: This is normal, Nintendo didn't want you to know this was here), walk into the Department Store talk to the Clerk at the Desk, and buy 18 Potions, then...

 

[Metabee]

Use them all on your Piplup while pressing X,Y,L,R,^,V,>,<. They will act as Rare Candies. Then...

 

[Badal]

Your Piplup will evolve, walk down the street, purposely banging into the fat guy standing there and every time you do press Y

 

[Vasili]

Then your Prinplup will run onto a fake volcano, catch a Lugia in the nearby Bushes, then walk up to it, a battle will start. Then...

 

[The REAL Dialga]

Catch it and battle the second trainer in the Oreburgh Gym for exactly 84 turns, win and then defeat Roark. Run to Sandgem within 20 minutes and...

 

[Badal]

Make sure that you talk to Prof. Oak 20 times and then

 

[The REAL Dialga]

Go to the GTS and talk to the guy south of it. Answer water, water, grass, fire, water, grass and go home. Rest at your house 21 times, then...

 

[Vasili]

Capture a Starly, if you preformed all the previous steps right, it should know fly, and be able to take you to the E4, from there beat the E4 3 times (with Lugia), and fly to the Survival Zone, from there find the Dubious Disc, Then...

 

[Mijzelffan]

Pick it up, give it to piplup and fly to The league (piplup will now know Fly, and you'll be able to fly everywhere. This is perfectly normal. DO NOT USE THE STARLY TO FLY!). You'll be in a glitched city. This town had been dubbed the Glitch Under, because it bears a resemblence to it. Don't worry, this is perfectly normal. There is just a simple formula to follow:

your secret idea number is X. Your Lugia's special defense stat is Y. Calculate:

X/Y+3.4567X = Z. Grab the first 5 digits (ignore the comma) of Z and walk that many places south. Remember to do this EXACTLY, Or your game will crash. Then...

 

[The REAL Dialga]

Fly to Sandgem town and trade your Prinplup. Have it traded back and it will...

 

[Vasili]

Evolve into a Charizard, use the Charizard's Rock Smash on your rival, which will trigger...

 

[The REAL Dialga]

A Pokemon Contest. You will be in the dance round and everything will be going at 3X speed. You must score full marks. Once the round ends, the screen will turn black, then white, then blue, then violet. Press select three times while the screen is blue and...

 

[Dr. GM]

You will encounter a wild Dawn. Catch it, then it will automatically evolve into Purugly. Then...

 

[Pokémad]

Use the Dawn then throw it in the PC this will trigger...

 

[Sarcastically Insane]

The Galactic Bomb going off in your house, forcing you to rush to the scene and defeat Archie, Maxie, Giovanni, and Cyrus in a 4 on 1 battle, using only Lugia, after which it will evolve into...

 

[Mijzelffan]

Shadow lugia. At least that's how this glitch pokémon is dubbed. Finally your hard work will pay off now, as the bag will have every key item in it. Use the Mãhiw&(male symbol)fv* , which is a glitch item, and walk in the nearest grass, untill you encounter an abra. Catch it (preferbly with masterball) and use its teleport. You'll end up in a complete new glitch location, which the fans dubbed...

 

[Showsni]

Farfetch'd. Now insert Pokémon Ruby into the GBA slot of your DS, walk to Snowpoint City (avoiding any battles; don't use repels, though!) and talk to the Trendy Saying man. Now remove Ruby from the GBA slot, and put in Metroid Fusion (with no save data.) Save your game, restart and play through Fusion to completion (you must get 100% completion and under 2 hours) then restart and start up Pokémon. Use Abra's Teleport to get to