The Dragon Protecter
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I thought we were due a few laughs so i did this. It's made of 4 different things and has nothing to do with my other fics. It is random. You either laugh, cry, show no emotion or die XD
The fic that is a random piece of insanity: The Charmander Tales
Our story begins in the world of Jethro. No that is not a typo it really is called Jethro. It was going to be called Johto but some swine stole it and copy writed the name, but that’s besides the point. We see a Charmander walking along. It then turns around and waves a paw at your screen thinking you can see it.
‘Hi my name’s Charmander. I’m a Charmander. Not a genetic orange freak of nature as you may think. As strange and stupid as it may sound I’m the hero of this random fic. Yes I really am a hero. I had a cape but a Houndour stole it and ate it.’
He puts his paw down and continues staring at you hoping you won’t blink first.
’I must warn you. This fic is waka.’
‘Baka!’
‘Waka!’
‘Baka!’
He is shown beating himself up for calling the fic baka when it really is waka, or is it baka or waka?
‘It’s Waka you fool!’
He then punches himself in the head and knocks himself out. Not a wonderful start for our hero is it?
A few days later, (He hit himself pretty hard you know) our hero wakes up and looks at your screen.
‘Other guy must have run off. Hold on what’s that?’
He points to a rather lost looking Chargon stumbling out of the pop up trees at the side.
‘Erm I’m kinda lost. You know where the next dimension is?’
The Chargon sweeps a Crimson cape around his body to try and make himself look better for the ladies watching him.
‘Erm how about that door that’s growing out the floor? That do?’
He points to a white door that has popped up much like the trees did.
‘Good enough for me’
He turns and winks at the screen then pushes the door open. He walks through it and slams the door on his cape. The door crumbles to dust along with the crimson fabric it trapped.
Our hero seems bored and begins kicking the popup trees. They fall like dominos and land on him. A Pikachu with a light saber comes out and looks at the fallen hero.
‘Bally bad show that eh wot?’
Our hero stares up at the banana colored mouse holding a large light saber above him.
‘Oi rat face! Get me out and I won’t turn you into a char grilled banana!’
The Pikachu stares at him and raises it’s light saber.
‘Fine. I’m an excellent swords rat doncha know?’
The Pikachu slices the pop ups and frees our hero.
‘Trying to be the hero in my story eh rat face? Eat this!’
Our hero hits the Pikachu into the air once, then again with his tail to send it flying into space. The Pikachu squeals with delight and swings it’s light saber as it flies into the heavens.
‘Fic stealers’ our hero mutters.
He turns to the sky, which actually looks like an ocean since there are boats sailing in it. Some Pidgey are flying overhead.
‘What do you know? Pigeons. Fat ones too.’
Cue a futile chase from our hero as he tries to catch a Pidgey to ride around. He calls the word Higgins. We can only assume that’s what he wants to call any he catches.
Many hours later our hero is fast asleep with a Pidgey next to him. It has got a collar around it’s neck marked with Higgins. Where our hero found it is one of those things you shouldn’t ask.
‘Hey lizard! I’m not called Higgins! I’m female ya fool!’
Higgins was pecking her captor furiously. He rolled over and went back to sleep. Higgins sighs and calls out
‘WHY ME?!?!?!?!’
Many more hours later our hero is riding Higgins in the sky. She beats her wings but is having a lot of trouble.
‘Ya fat lump! You’re too heavy!’
‘Quiet Higgins. Now land in that suspicious and likely trap filled clearing over there.’
Higgins managed to drop our hero off and landed neatly on a pop up tree.
‘Bah Pigeons! Who needs them anyway?’
He notices a sign and reads it out loud.
“Go to the center of this clearing and get a big surprise Signed Team Spoon”
Our hero shrugs his imaginary shoulders and walks into the clearing. He sits on the tree stump in the middle. Two people walk out from the pop ups and stare at him. One has ridiculously long blonde hair while the other has one green hair on his head.
‘So you came. You know heroes always have bad guys; well we’re Team Spoon! Or Team Foolish or whatever.’
The blonde yawns loudly
‘Can we just get this over with I’ve got a date tonight.’
Our hero knocks on my head.
‘Should I show my power?’
I nod then run and hide behind a pop up.
‘I’m a special hero you know. Watch this.’
Our hero stands tall and holds his paws high.
‘Random Purple Lizard and something else power!’
Our hero vanishes leaving the nightmare to end all nightmares.
‘I love you! You love me! We’re a big happy family!’
I scream along with Team Spoon as our former hero rushes to hug us. Then the nearly bald guy screams so loud he explodes. One of the embers from him catches the blonde's hair and sets it ablaze. Our hero runs to hug the screaming woman, as I lay low and hide from the giant, purple, hugging dinosaur.
‘Waka? Baka? Who cares get me outta here!’
I vanish as the hugging and the burning continue. Lets hope I’m safe here.
‘Hey my name’s Bulbamon!’ OO
The fic that is a random piece of insanity: The Charmander Tales
Our story begins in the world of Jethro. No that is not a typo it really is called Jethro. It was going to be called Johto but some swine stole it and copy writed the name, but that’s besides the point. We see a Charmander walking along. It then turns around and waves a paw at your screen thinking you can see it.
‘Hi my name’s Charmander. I’m a Charmander. Not a genetic orange freak of nature as you may think. As strange and stupid as it may sound I’m the hero of this random fic. Yes I really am a hero. I had a cape but a Houndour stole it and ate it.’
He puts his paw down and continues staring at you hoping you won’t blink first.
’I must warn you. This fic is waka.’
‘Baka!’
‘Waka!’
‘Baka!’
He is shown beating himself up for calling the fic baka when it really is waka, or is it baka or waka?
‘It’s Waka you fool!’
He then punches himself in the head and knocks himself out. Not a wonderful start for our hero is it?
A few days later, (He hit himself pretty hard you know) our hero wakes up and looks at your screen.
‘Other guy must have run off. Hold on what’s that?’
He points to a rather lost looking Chargon stumbling out of the pop up trees at the side.
‘Erm I’m kinda lost. You know where the next dimension is?’
The Chargon sweeps a Crimson cape around his body to try and make himself look better for the ladies watching him.
‘Erm how about that door that’s growing out the floor? That do?’
He points to a white door that has popped up much like the trees did.
‘Good enough for me’
He turns and winks at the screen then pushes the door open. He walks through it and slams the door on his cape. The door crumbles to dust along with the crimson fabric it trapped.
Our hero seems bored and begins kicking the popup trees. They fall like dominos and land on him. A Pikachu with a light saber comes out and looks at the fallen hero.
‘Bally bad show that eh wot?’
Our hero stares up at the banana colored mouse holding a large light saber above him.
‘Oi rat face! Get me out and I won’t turn you into a char grilled banana!’
The Pikachu stares at him and raises it’s light saber.
‘Fine. I’m an excellent swords rat doncha know?’
The Pikachu slices the pop ups and frees our hero.
‘Trying to be the hero in my story eh rat face? Eat this!’
Our hero hits the Pikachu into the air once, then again with his tail to send it flying into space. The Pikachu squeals with delight and swings it’s light saber as it flies into the heavens.
‘Fic stealers’ our hero mutters.
He turns to the sky, which actually looks like an ocean since there are boats sailing in it. Some Pidgey are flying overhead.
‘What do you know? Pigeons. Fat ones too.’
Cue a futile chase from our hero as he tries to catch a Pidgey to ride around. He calls the word Higgins. We can only assume that’s what he wants to call any he catches.
Many hours later our hero is fast asleep with a Pidgey next to him. It has got a collar around it’s neck marked with Higgins. Where our hero found it is one of those things you shouldn’t ask.
‘Hey lizard! I’m not called Higgins! I’m female ya fool!’
Higgins was pecking her captor furiously. He rolled over and went back to sleep. Higgins sighs and calls out
‘WHY ME?!?!?!?!’
Many more hours later our hero is riding Higgins in the sky. She beats her wings but is having a lot of trouble.
‘Ya fat lump! You’re too heavy!’
‘Quiet Higgins. Now land in that suspicious and likely trap filled clearing over there.’
Higgins managed to drop our hero off and landed neatly on a pop up tree.
‘Bah Pigeons! Who needs them anyway?’
He notices a sign and reads it out loud.
“Go to the center of this clearing and get a big surprise Signed Team Spoon”
Our hero shrugs his imaginary shoulders and walks into the clearing. He sits on the tree stump in the middle. Two people walk out from the pop ups and stare at him. One has ridiculously long blonde hair while the other has one green hair on his head.
‘So you came. You know heroes always have bad guys; well we’re Team Spoon! Or Team Foolish or whatever.’
The blonde yawns loudly
‘Can we just get this over with I’ve got a date tonight.’
Our hero knocks on my head.
‘Should I show my power?’
I nod then run and hide behind a pop up.
‘I’m a special hero you know. Watch this.’
Our hero stands tall and holds his paws high.
‘Random Purple Lizard and something else power!’
Our hero vanishes leaving the nightmare to end all nightmares.
‘I love you! You love me! We’re a big happy family!’
I scream along with Team Spoon as our former hero rushes to hug us. Then the nearly bald guy screams so loud he explodes. One of the embers from him catches the blonde's hair and sets it ablaze. Our hero runs to hug the screaming woman, as I lay low and hide from the giant, purple, hugging dinosaur.
‘Waka? Baka? Who cares get me outta here!’
I vanish as the hugging and the burning continue. Lets hope I’m safe here.
‘Hey my name’s Bulbamon!’ OO