The Game of Endless Destruction

[fullmetalwooper]

This is a game where you just destroy stuff, pretty much. You say how the above thing was destroyed/wrecked/broken/defaced/blown up/etc, and something to get wrecked. Repeat. Example:

Bulbasaur: Pokemart.
Jigglypuff: ^Eaten by a snorlax. Pokemon center.
Bulbasaur: Teleported to a volcano. Cheese.

...And so on. I'll start:
Pokeball

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Smashed by a Golden Hammer
Death Star

 

[fullmetalwooper]

Blown up by Kimblee
Darth Vader

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Rick Roll'd by a college student.

That tree outside your house.

 

[fullmetalwooper]

Cut down by the fatheads who cut dont the maple across the street

Your secret base

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Flatten by a giant anvil.

Your sanity.

 

[RebornRocks]

earthquake

edit: damn, I posted too late

 

[fullmetalwooper]

Avoided by a flying type.

Yo Momma

 

[RebornRocks]

a joke


lady gaga

 

[Scarlet Sky]

With a Poker Face.

Robotnik

 

[Mr. Slowpoke]

Pingas got cut of with a sword
Sakurai (creator of SSb and Kirby).

 

[fullmetalwooper]

Nicked by a robot.

Robot

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Sent to Robot Hell.

Youtube

 

[fullmetalwooper]

Turned into a pikachu and captured by Cat Lover Alphonse.

Gliscor

 

[RebornRocks]

blasted by water hose and turns into mud


Soda

 

[Neltharion S. Deathwing]

Drunk by a fat kid.

Humans.

 

[Miar]

Zombie apocalypse, what else?
Twilight's fail vampires

 

[Neltharion S. Deathwing]

Trampled by fans and haters alike

Ants

 

[Miar]

Trampled by anyone that doesn't notice.

Ash's Bayleef

 

[Neltharion S. Deathwing]

Loses its leaf suddenly by leaf-cutter ants

Yusei Fudo