Kriegsaffe No. 9
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Located hence. Good times with odd drabbles. Here is one I created chockfull of the most maddening madness imaginable, plus some in-jokes amongst my pals:
To Electrically Cuddled
Dawn and Gardevoir were celebrating a smexy Valentine's Day together. Dawn had cooked a puissant dinner and they ate on the road to Jubilife City by candlelight.
"My darling," Gardevoir said, stroking Dawn's armpit, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Dawn. "It is but a charming token of my erogenous love."
Dawn opened the box. Inside was an alacratous Pokeball! She gazed at it adorably. Then she gazed at Gardevoir adorably. "It's otherworldly," Dawn said. "Come here and let me cuddled you."
Just then, a saucy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like some sort of weaponized hallucinogen. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a glimmering voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Gardevoir read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other delightfully as the crone cackled some more. Dawn's bikini area began to tremble. Then Gardevoir shrugged, pulled out a thing her mother gave her that she didn't know what it was, and hit the crone on her feet. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Dawn said and kissed Gardevoir mercilessly. "This is a callipygian Valentine's Day!"
They molestingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they rambunctiously cuddled each other all night long.
Located hence. Good times with odd drabbles. Here is one I created chockfull of the most maddening madness imaginable, plus some in-jokes amongst my pals:
To Electrically Cuddled
Dawn and Gardevoir were celebrating a smexy Valentine's Day together. Dawn had cooked a puissant dinner and they ate on the road to Jubilife City by candlelight.
"My darling," Gardevoir said, stroking Dawn's armpit, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Dawn. "It is but a charming token of my erogenous love."
Dawn opened the box. Inside was an alacratous Pokeball! She gazed at it adorably. Then she gazed at Gardevoir adorably. "It's otherworldly," Dawn said. "Come here and let me cuddled you."
Just then, a saucy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like some sort of weaponized hallucinogen. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a glimmering voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Gardevoir read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other delightfully as the crone cackled some more. Dawn's bikini area began to tremble. Then Gardevoir shrugged, pulled out a thing her mother gave her that she didn't know what it was, and hit the crone on her feet. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Dawn said and kissed Gardevoir mercilessly. "This is a callipygian Valentine's Day!"
They molestingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they rambunctiously cuddled each other all night long.
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