The Memoirs of Giovanni diRocketti : A DiamondShippy Fanfic
by Chris Brockner
Foreword by Chris Brockner
Foreword
I didn't always believe that people wanted a good foreword. I didn't always think that people wanted to know, "God, where does he think up this great stuff," or, "God! What was he smoking when he wrote this?"
The truth is, people do want to know what you were smokin', and I was smokin' love, baby! I was smokin' love!
When Revolutionary Girl, a friend of mine on the BMGf shippers forums, suggested I should do a shippy fic, I winced. I have never done anything but a series of stories called "JTC." They are stories about the true origins of Pokemon life and how those origins and the people involved in them affect the future.
So how does one start writing about the lurid details of Giovanni and Deliah's "true" relationship after writing deep philosphy on Pokemon origins?
I started at the very beginning- isn't that good place to start? I began by thinking, "Why would Giovanni or Deliah want to tell this story, and to who?" I thought that Giovanni might do so to keep a history for Team Rocket. But, why? Well, maybe he wants it to be read by someone. Why? Maybe he's afraid that they'll be forgotten. Why? I believe Mewtwo put it best. He said something to the effect of, "Without a past, one can never have a future."
Giovanni is passing along history from one generation to the next in this story. I hope I have managed to convey his motives for everything he does in this story. If I have failed in that right- give me a break! I'm new to all this! Who do I look like- Stephen King?
So, now it's time to move on to the "shippy" questions. Ask ten different people what "shipping" means, you'll get ten different answers. "It means they'll all get on a starship one day and celebrate their love among the stars." "It means you're worshipping the fact that they're in love!" "What to hell is 'shipping?'"
Well, I got the inside information on that. "Shipping" refers to "relationshipping." You're, in effect, pairing up your favorite characters from just about any show and putting them in a romantic relationship. In the instance I am writing, it happens to be Pokemon. In Pokemon, there are happy ships, weird ships, sick ships, and this happens to be a sad ship.
I'm not the type that would presume to make this a happy tale. Obviously, Giovanni and Deliah's relationship ended some time ago, or Ash might be the next aspiring Rocket righ now instead of an anime hero. So, be warned, this is a sort of angst fic. It will end with a large revelation on Giovanni's character, but it won't end with all things back to right again. Although we have the ability to make our current circumstances better, we can't always make our old circumstances right again.
I know I promised that I'd keep out of the "JTC" universe completely, but I found that impossible. I feel that I have sculpted such a masterful universe in JTC, I'd be a fool not to use it! ^^; There are certain references to events and characters from the "Pokemon JTC" universe, so don't be surprised if you get to a part where you don't know who to hell I'm talking about.
So, with that, I thin I'm just about finished with this foreword. I hope you enjoy reading this. I have pretty much enjoyed writing it!
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Section 01 : THE LAST TESTAMENT OF GIOVANNI diROCKETTI
My name is Giovanni diRocketti. It is doubtful that you have ever heard that name before. It is well that you shouldn't have. I am the leader of Team Rocket. The reason you are reading this document -- my personal memoirs -- is that I am either incapacitated or you are reading in the event of my untimely death.
I have little doubt who you are. Congratulations on your promotion, Jessie and James! Although it is unexpected, I am almost certain that you will make fine leaders of Team Rocket. Why I have selected you should go without question. Although you have failed me more often than most team members, you are also blindly loyal.
During the overthrow of Madame Boss in 2002 -- with the help of Chris Brockner, and Mewtwo, of course -- I can actually say that there are no finer members I would have cared to fight beside. You showed great courage, and showed skills of high leadership ability.
(Jessie, I suggest that you avert James' eyes now. I want to mention that you will be the brains of the operation. You may find that it behooves you to employ executive advice from that Meowth of yours. You may scroll away from this part of the document and bring James back into reading.)
My top agent, Domino, will become your field agent. Use her as a tool to get the dirty work done. She was not trained for executive work. She is a soldier- nothing more!
You may wonder why I am forgiving you of your mistakes and giving you such high position in the organization. You have failed many times to capture a single Pikachu. I believe I owe you some explanation. I will try to keep it as brief as possible, yet that may be difficult.
The true reason that you failed to capture a single Pikachu did not dawn on me until you mentioned the name of its trainer. The name Ash Ketchum should not ring familiar to you, nor should you find it synonymous with my name -- yet! As fortune would have it, there is a far more complex reason that Ash Ketchum has managed to outfoil you. I would expect no less from any son of mine!
Please, I beseech you, take some time to read this. I know my thoughts up until this point have been a tad quick and disorganized. There is a reason for that. I must tell you this tale, lest it be forgotten. It cannot be forgotten! Perhaps, one day, you will convey it to my son. I would not expect you to do so in whole. It is a rather sultry tale.
All I wish you to do is to tell him that he has made his father proud! I know that you think it is impossible for "the Boss" to be so frivelous with his feelings as to cry. However, this would be the point at which- were I any other man- would be doing so. So, please, it is urgent that Ash someday discover the truth about his father! You don't have to do it right now, only when you feel the time is right. In the meantime, I expect you to cease pursuit of him or any of his Pokemon. Instead, I wish for you to keep on eye on the lad. Be certain that he does not fall into any great danger. Have Domino assist you, if you must.
Now, let us proceed to business. Before I begin, I would like to bring Mewtwo to attention. About a year ago, he wiped my memory of him clean. Without the help of Madame Boss, I would never have recovered this memory. However, Mewtwo is from here onward to remain forgotten by Team Rocket. After the incident with Hiakiu, it has become clear to me that he and Chris Brockner have some greater purpose to fulfill. They are our protectors now, and they are to remain unharmed and unbothered! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RECAPTURE MEWTWO!
Now, that has brought me fullcircle to the other individual that is to remain untouched by the arm of Team Rocket. Allow me to begin with a young lady known as Deliah Ketchum. She was a woman with whom I was very much in love! This is our story...
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