The most "ninja" thing youever done?

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Today, me and my friend wer bored so were played "keep away" where he had to keep something (it was a marker) away from me. I was getting ticked becase I couldn't get the marker. I took my hat off and tried to throw it on the ground but somehow I missed and hit the maker in hs hand. I ran and jumped over him (he was bending down) and got the marker. I want to know if the rest of you guys have done anything "ninja".
 
Of course I have!
Once my friend was holding an eclairs in his hands. He was holding it from its wrapper. I took my dad's visiting card and threw it at his hand, it took the eclairs out of his hand and the eclairs ended up landing right into my drawer.
 
Ninja Destruction.

If you don't know what it is, you are not a ninja.
 
I played Ninja Gaiden...


but then got too frustrated and stopped.
 
I once jumped over my friend to catch a glass paper weight that he had knocked off a desk. See, we weren't supposed to be in the teacher's office at the time...

It was kind of a jump/roll and dive thing. Pretty epic.
 
1. Drop something
2. Catch it in the middle of its fall.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!!
 
One time when I was 8, I was chewing the string on my lunchbox, holding it in the air with my teeth (don't ask). When I did something, it slipped and fell. It hooked onto my loose tooth, bringing it down with it.. It spun a few times, and landed perfectly in the palm of my hand. And I didn't even try to grab it. No blood. No pain. As if it were stuck in my mouth and not part of it! I still can't believe it!
 
Half a year ago me, my boyfriend and a bunch of my friends were playing flashlight tag at night. I saw the person who was it so I ended up tripping up trying to get back to the base, and I ended up doing this really awesome barrel roll looking thing, and when I stood up I was in a ninja like position. It was all unintentional too, that's what made it even more awesome.
 
A couple of years one of my friends got the swell idea of patting me on the shoulder. Read pushing me. And we were in fron of the longest staircase in school.

You know that feeling when you miss a step and step on the edge of the one after, right? And how you then fall forwards because your sense of direction gets all jumbled up and you end up tumbling?

Well, I had to cross the whole staircase like this, running because of the psuh and gravity, at 45 degrees instead of the usual 90 when you stand up straight. And stepping oly on the edges of the steps, falling even quicker because I missed steps as well. In the end I ended up nearly knocking over one of the older students but I managed to land just fine.
 
Sliding and catching a vase of lilies moments before they it the ground
 
A few years ago I kicked my brother off the trampoline (literally) and he did a backflips and landed in a meditating pose unintentially. I was like "wow" and he was like "your turn!"
 
Here's one from my friend. One time I was playing guava wars with my friends (these fruits grow in my neighborhood) and we were planning the teams. Suddenly one of my friends steals my other friend's skateboard and rides it downhill. My friend grabbed a guava and threw it 10 meters without aim. It hit him and he fell off the skateboard. He then told him to bring it back.
 
Not sure if this counts, but my friend had a sleep-over-party sort of thing awhile ago (there was like ten of us there).

Four in the morning me, my boyfriend, a close friend and a guy we'd met there snuck out the house with our stuff and got the train back to where we live- and it took them hours to notice we'd gone.

We were so stealthy they never noticed.
(Well, they were upstairs... drunk (among other things), trying to ignore us and playing really loud dup-step x3)
 
There was this really annoying fly, so I tried to catch it in my hand (expecting to fail), but I actually caught it. Without killing it.

That's... sort of ninja... I guess.
 
Best thing I can think of is when I tried to chuck some mandarin peel in a bin and it somehow bounced off from somewhere I think and landed down my friend's shirt. Or was it her mouth? Possibly both, lol.
 
IslandWalker said:
Here's one from my friend. One time I was playing guava wars with my friends (these fruits grow in my neighborhood) and we were planning the teams. Suddenly one of my friends steals my other friend's skateboard and rides it downhill. My friend grabbed a guava and threw it 10 meters without aim. It hit him and he fell off the skateboard. He then told him to bring it back.
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How...how could you waste delicious guavas like that? ;__; Sounds awesome though. XD I think I did something similar with a tennis ball.

I feel kinda like a ninja in training when we do knife techniques in my kali class. Especially with the instructor talking about the best stabbing places like the jugular or femoral arteries, or cutting someone's stomach so their intestines fall out. : D;;
 
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