The Never Ending Cheat V2.0

[Axle Helios]

The old Never Ending Cheat was made by an old account of mine, Floyd™, which was copied off a game on Serebii.

So, here's how it works, we're making a cheat/secret to a video game, the old made up cheats to catch Pikablu or Mewsixty by beating the Elite Four 7,234 times then talking to Youngster Eric. We're making one of those... that goes on forever. Just post with the next step of the cheat.

To start:
Take the battery out of your DS...

 

[Jayc]

...and you will find a red button in the battery slot

 

[Axle Helios]

But don't press the red button! Didn't your mommy teach you not to press red buttons! Press the blue button next to it...

 

[Jayc]

...and your DS gets the BSOD. BUT... don't worry, this is supposed to happen. Then...

 

[Axle Helios]

Put a Kirby game in the GBA slot, the next time you play Diamond, Pearl, or Platinum, Dawn (even if your character's Dawn) will walk up to you and give you a Lv. 99 Kirby, that only knows Swallow.

 

[Maybe Wednesday]

Then you take the Kirby to Hearthome City and use Swallow on the Pokemon Centre...

 

[The Blastoise]

It will disappear and there will be a staircase...

 

[Maybe Wednesday]

..which leads to a bright pink underground room with a statue in the middle. Stand in front of the statue...

 

[The Blastoise]

It will brake and there will be a button...

 

[Maybe Wednesday]

...which you push. The room will explode and you will die. But...

 

[Treemo]

This, again, is supposed to happen. HOWEVER there is only a .00000000001% chance that it worked correctly. If it did, then when you start a new game, there will be the option "NUBLET" availible. Choose "NUBLET", and then...

 

[Maybe Wednesday]

...you will enter the world of NUBLET, where all Pokemon live up-side down, and...

 

[Treemo]

The world is made of cookies. Yes, cookies. Chocolate chip, to be exact. Anyway, when you get your starter, which MUST be a Turtwig, from Rowan, name it "Toaster"...

 

[Maybe Wednesday]

...and it will yield a slightly burnt slice of bread, which you must spread with liberal amounts of...

 

[Treemo]

Cream cheese. And then you must eat the toast with cream cheese. Delicious. This will level up your Turtwig to level 100...

 

[Maybe Wednesday]

...which you must then use to assassinate Cynthia. From her dead body will spring a...

 

[Treemo]

Dunsparce. Proceed to kill the Dunsparce, and it will explode into glitter and candy. Then, you must go to the Sunnyshore Gym...

 

[Maybe Wednesday]

...and assassinate Volkner with your Turtwig...

 

[CrystalGlacia]

...and Naruto (yes, THAT one) will be born from his dead body, then he will offer you a bowl of ramen. Accept the ramen and....

 

[Maybe Wednesday]

...throw it at him, shouting...