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EVERYONE: - Complete The Pika Pizza Commercial (Comedy One Shot)

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"The Pika Pizza Commercial"



(We look in on a brown haired girl wearing a red beret prepping Ash for a commercial. Ash is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses and has a pizza box with a Pikachu face on it)

Girl: Okay, your line is: 'On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks, they're the hottest pizzas around', okay?

Ash: Got it, Rubina. (adjusts the sunglasses)

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 1! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. (holds the pizza box upside down, making the pizza fall to the ground).

Rubina(voicover): Cut! Now the pizza's all over the place!

Ash(sweatdrop) Sorry...

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 2! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pika...uh...Pika Puka...Puka Shika....bleh! My tongue's tied!

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 3! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(We see Ash trying to untie his tongue after getting it tied on the last take)

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 4! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(We notice that Ash has failed to get his tied tongue untied, so he's now playing it like a guitar.)

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 7! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks...they're...um...uh...line?

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 12! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot--(suddenly realizes the pizza box is a little TOO hot.) GAH!!!

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 25! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. (Before Ash can say any more, a stampede of Pikachus knocks him over)

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 39! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash(in a drone): On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza....

Rubina: Cut!

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard. It's now a little bit darker outside)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 64! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: On a hot day like today, (a Pidgey squawks overhead, and a white splotch appears on Ash's arm) I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks; (another white splotch appears on the pizza box as another Pidgey squawks overhead) They're the hottest pizzas around!

Rubina(voiceover): At least you said the line....

(We blip to see Ash reading over the script)

Ash: It's not that I can't say the line, I'm just nervous.

Rubina(voiceover): I know, we'll keep trying till we get it right, okay?

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 128! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(Nincadas chirp)

Rubina(voiceover): HELLO??

Ash: Oh! (he starts to talk fast) On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Puka Pisha.

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard. It's now even more darker outside than before)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 256! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash(mumbling): Ona hoday li today, Ilito enoya horesh, Pikazza.

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 512! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(We see Ash eating the pizza)

Ash: Whah?

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard. He looks groggy eyed and it's now nighttime outside)

Max: Pika Pizza, take 1024! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash(dryly): On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza.

(We blip to see Max holding a clapboard, the take number reeds 1337)

Max: Pika Pizza, take leet! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

Ash: I LIKE PIZZA!

(A Pika Pizza box zooms up at the audience)

Brock(voiceover): You heard it from Ash, folks! Everyone loves a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza any time of the year. Go pick one up today!

Rubina: And that's a wrap...finally.

THE END
 
Um no offense,but I hate Ash.You could make him something stupid,though.That would be funny.Hey I know!You could make him sing "You're Beuatiful".That would be hilarious.I can see him now!
 
I got a kick out of this story! The jokes were good, and I was able to paint a mental picture of the action, and that was good too. Well written, funny take on Ash's sometimes baka side, and great use of the old-school term "leet." I thank you for giving me a good laugh!
 
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