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The Pokemon Jokes Thread!

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Post Pokemon jokes here! They can be one-liners, puns, memes, whatever you like, so long as they have comedic value!

I'll start:

How many Genwunners does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to complain that the old one was better.
 
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Q: Why did Durant leave the kitchen?

A: It couldn't take the Heatmor.

GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE!
 
Q: How many Ghost Pokemon does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Can't tell, as soon as the light goes on, they vanish.

Q: What does it take to be a true, formidable rival to a protagonist?
A: BEATING the protagonist in a battle.

Q: What do you get when you cross a young, naive, ambitious boy trainer, an electric mouse, incompetent villains, and a long adventure full of mysterious wild creatures?
A: You get picked up for another season.

Q: What happens when a Dialga uses Roar of Time on an anime?
A: You get the Pokemon anime.
 
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I made this in photshop in three minutes.
 
Are your eyes Lumiose City? Because I keep getting lost in them

Google Chrome used Scary Face! Internet Explorer's speed couldn't go any lower.

Women are like Pokemon. It doesn't matter how good you are, you won't catch any without balls.
 
Why did the Slowpoke cross the road?
No, really. It forgot.
 
Q: What is a Diggersby's favorite Beastie Boys album?

A: To The 5 Burrows
 
If Nidoking, Tyranitar, Primeape, and Gyarados were to form a band, what sort of music would they play?

Thrash metal.
 
Warning the following pickup likes will probably get you slapped in real life but if she doesn't marry that girl pronto you won't find another like her.

Would you use Rock Polish on my Geodudes?

Hey are you a Braixen? because you are one hot fox

Do you want to battle? Because my balls are shaking

A little secret. My Typhlosion knows Eruption

There's lots of Magikarp in the sea but I'm looking for a Gyarados
 
What ability would a rock star Aggron have?

Heavy Metal. (Yeah it's terrible, I know.)
 
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The author of this image said something like when he/she listen the name Hilbert and Hilda, he automaticaly thinks of a viking and a countryside beggar guy. And that's exactly what I thought the first time I heard their official names :lol:

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