The Pokemon Name Rater

[Thunder410]

Hope there isn't already a thread with this...

Pretty much what you do is post what your Pokemon's nickname is (along with what pokemon it is), then the next person posts an either sarcastic rating (for example; a Sentret named Runner. The rater says something like 'Your Sentret is going to run when it hears THAT nickname!' or something equally sarcastic.) or a good thing, which is VERY UNCOMMON!

So, I'll start.
Hornsly (Nidoking)

 

[Falconwing]

eh, You Nidoking would give a blank stare when it hears that nickname.

Espeon: Chloe
Houndoom: Victor
Flygon: Kimber
Scizor: Jason
Nidoking: Emperor
Lucario: Corin

 

[Abstractwatercolor]

All your Pokemon would blink suprised-ly when they hear that nickname.

Chuku (Pikachu)

Vui (Eevee)

Anubis (Lucario)

Pixii (Vulpix)

 

[SirBoomstick91]

Your Lucario will feel really ancient when it hears that nickname...

My turn... Boomstick (Charmander)

 

[FusengerShadow]

This! Is my Kanto Starter!

Galvatron (Espeon)

 

[Stardust Reverie]

Sounds like something off transformers.


Jesus (*Notched Eared* Pichu)

 

[Tsurugi]

The path of the Pokémon trainer is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of Team Rocket. Blessed is he, who in the name of experience and EV training, battles through the Elite Four, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the master of Pokémon. And I will strike down upon thee with Thunderbolts and Hidden Power Ice those who would attempt to poison and faint my Pokémon. And you will know my name is Pichu when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Anti-Life (Shedinja)

 

[Zurr]

Your Shedinja will suck your soul with the hole on its back when it hears that.

Aerow(Pigeot)
Alidile(Feraligatr)
Neo(Eevee)
Gyareda(Red gyarados)

 

[Thunder410]

Gyareda? Your sparkling dragon will give you a nice Hyper beam in the face when it hears THAT excuse for a nickname.

(gotta CRITICIZE the nicknames. Say how horrible it is. Not just other random stuff. It makes the game more interesting )

Oh, lemme see...
Rocky (Furret)

> let's see who the sucker is who criticizes mah pet ferret's name...

 

[FusengerShadow]

Sounds like something off transformers.

It is.

Anyway...

Ironic to be naming a Normal-type after a fighter. Although with the beatdowns one would get courtesy of a Fighting-type...

Ravage (Feraligatr)

 

[Thunder410]

(Mah ferret is definitely a fighter. 100%. You should see her fight those animal crackers... xD)
Ravage? Your feraligatr will bite off your head, throw it at the rest of your body, then run away to a better trainer who has better nickname ideas.

 

[Zurr]

I hope it doesn't know rock smash, It might smash itself. Seriously, what's it gotta do with rocks?

Gyareda wasn't actually its nick name, it was Gyara. Female. Hence the 'a'.

Aerow (Pidgeot).

 

[Thunder410]

(Dunno. Ask that to my sister, the one that named Rocky.)
Aerow? Sounds like a name for a Murkrow using Aerial Ace. Fail.

Thunder (Jolteon)

Lol, I love this one. I'm actually known on some sites as ThunderTheJolteon. Let's see who can fail at criticizing it...