A police officer walked into the chief's office, "Uh, sir?" He asked "This better be a damn emergency!" The chief groaned he looked the officer "There was a murder last night, chief..." The officer explained "Well, why in the hell should I care, you were investing what happened aren't you?" The chief asked "Y-yes, sir." The officer replied "Then why are you wasting my damn time with this shit?" The chief snapped "Get back to work!"
"Well, actually, we already have a suspect..." The officer brought up "It's you." the chief chuckled a bit "Are you out of your god damn mind?" The chief asked "You pretty damn well that I was last night, AND, I've never OR seen the victim until earlier today when we went to investigate the crime scene." The officer suddenly pulled a gun on the chief "I know, and by the way I'm really a so called 'crime stopper', I'm actually the serial killer you've been trying to locate for a while now." The man cocked the gun
And I'm here to send a message to your squad."
"What might the that message be, you loony bastard?" the chief asked "Oh, well that's simple." The man responded as he shoot the chief in the head "That's my damn message."
The man put his gun planted his gun in the chief's hand "I know that they'll find my finger prints on the gun." The man said as he walked towards then stopped "Then again, they're WAY too fucking dumb too check under their long pointy nose's .." The man cackled a bit as he walked out the door.
"Well, actually, we already have a suspect..." The officer brought up "It's you." the chief chuckled a bit "Are you out of your god damn mind?" The chief asked "You pretty damn well that I was last night, AND, I've never OR seen the victim until earlier today when we went to investigate the crime scene." The officer suddenly pulled a gun on the chief "I know, and by the way I'm really a so called 'crime stopper', I'm actually the serial killer you've been trying to locate for a while now." The man cocked the gun
And I'm here to send a message to your squad."
"What might the that message be, you loony bastard?" the chief asked "Oh, well that's simple." The man responded as he shoot the chief in the head "That's my damn message."
The man put his gun planted his gun in the chief's hand "I know that they'll find my finger prints on the gun." The man said as he walked towards then stopped "Then again, they're WAY too fucking dumb too check under their long pointy nose's .." The man cackled a bit as he walked out the door.