Synopsis: This story attempts to cram as many Pokémon ships into a 1000-word story as possible, without paying any attention to plot, character development, or any things that make a story a story, and without developing the ships, either. There might be a few unusual ships in here as well.
I started writing this about 6 or 7 months ago, but never got around to finishing it. It could count as one of my less serious works, so I don't expect it to be good at all.
So, without further ado, may I present:
The Shipping Company (a.k.a Everyone Loves Everybody)
"Pika~..." said Pikachu, who was lying on his side.
At this exact sentence, Brock rushed through the door of their room at the Pokémon Center in Saffron City, with Nurse Joy in one hand and an envelope in another. He was trying his best to keep himself upright and rigid, as the thought of Nurse Joy actually holding his hand was softening and weakening his entire body. He handed the letter to Ash and Misty.
Misty read it. "Dear Ash Ketchum and Misty...umm, I can't read my last name... you have been invited to work at the Pokémon Shipping Company, run by Nintendo. Hmm, never heard of Nintendo before. Have you, Dawn and Paul who are somehow in this room right now?!?" she shrieked at Dawn, who was in bed with Paul on the bunk above hers. "What?" said Dawn. "You didn't hear us all of last night?"
"Dawn!" shrieked Ash, horrified. "What are you doing with Paul?!? I thought you were mine!"
"And I," said Misty, pulling Ash by the ear, "thought you were mine."
"But I," said Brock, crawling up to Misty with a begging man's voice, "thought you were mine!"
Continuing the letter, she read, "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, as you will only be able to work here for one day, about seven days from now. You will be assigned to your stations upon arrival. But don't miss it! This is the company that brought you Pokémon!"
"That brought us Pokémon?" asked Brock, incredulously. "But Pokémon have been around for way longer than some random hundred-year-old game company. Why would they have been the ones that brought us?"
"It's the same thing that brought me to you..." said Ash, red on the cheeks as he approached Brock.
"Well, anyway," said Misty, ignoring her skepticism. "Let's go there anyway, to see what we find."
When they entered the building, seven days later, they saw Jessie and James rocking on the dance floor, acting naughty...
"Your hand's around my waist..." continued the song, as James put his hand on Jessie's waist. "Hey you two!" said Meowth. "Get the fuck up, we need to keep working to clear our name!"
"What's up with Jessie and James?" asked Dawn.
"Nothing that isn't up with you..." said Brock, reaching towards Dawn. Paul promptly slapped him away, leaving him on the floor, hurt in more ways than one.
"Hey, look, it's Gary!" said Ash.
"Hi, Ashy boy," said Gary. His voice suddenly got low and soft. "You wanna do it tonight?"
"Hell yeah," said Ash. "I'm beating you this time. Last time was the last time your Pikachu defeats my Lucario in a match of Brawl!"
"That reminds me," said May, who was next to them. "I need to show you to your workstation. But not before I get my hands on Ash..." she said, fingers crawling up onto Ash's shoulders.
"But he's mine!" yelled Misty suddenly.
"No, he's MINE!" said Dawn, equally as angry. The three girls promptly got into a fistfight over Ash, complete with scratching and bitch-slapping.
"Hey look," said May. "It's Drew."
"Yo," he said, suddenly noticing Zoey, who had been right beside May all the time and not uttered a peep. "Hey, I don't think I've ever seen you before..." he said.
"What do you mean, you've never—" said May, fuming, as Drew walked right up to her and started petting her on the head. "Now, now. Don’t get your feathers ruffled."
"But you're supposed to love me!" said May. "What are you doing hitting on Zoey?"
"I'm not going out with her!" countered Drew.
Meanwhile, while they were arguing amongst themselves, Pikachu and Piplup were below, running around and playing. Suddenly, Piplup stopped Pikachu, threw him onto the floor, and started stroking him. Pikachu felt very awkward throughout, when suddenly Ash came to pick him up. "There you were!" said Ash. "Come on, we need to go home."
As Ash was walking out, a hand was on his shoulder. "Leaving so soon?" asked Paul. "Why don't we take it easy for a while..." he said, with a low voice.
"Leave me alone, you perv," said Ash. "I'm sick of this place. Let's go, Pikachu."
It was time for their lunch break. Dawn, May and Zoey promptly got into a game of Truth or Dare with Paul and Drew.
As Paul drew a card from the deck they used to choose truths and dares, he said, "You know, I'm not sure this was such a good idea." He was being dared to start kissing Drew. As they slowly put their lips nearer each other, the girls were giggling their heads off. But suddenly, they were going into it full force, as they realized that they liked the feeling. The girls, upon seeing this, acted as if on cue and started taking turns doing it themselves.
To be expanded. It's not over yet!
I started writing this about 6 or 7 months ago, but never got around to finishing it. It could count as one of my less serious works, so I don't expect it to be good at all.
So, without further ado, may I present:
The Shipping Company (a.k.a Everyone Loves Everybody)
* * *
One fine day, a 13-year-old boy named Ash Ketchum woke up from a dreamy slumber only to find Misty staring into his face! Misty was yelling at Ash to "get up, we need to do some lovey-dovey stuff together"."Pika~..." said Pikachu, who was lying on his side.
At this exact sentence, Brock rushed through the door of their room at the Pokémon Center in Saffron City, with Nurse Joy in one hand and an envelope in another. He was trying his best to keep himself upright and rigid, as the thought of Nurse Joy actually holding his hand was softening and weakening his entire body. He handed the letter to Ash and Misty.
Misty read it. "Dear Ash Ketchum and Misty...umm, I can't read my last name... you have been invited to work at the Pokémon Shipping Company, run by Nintendo. Hmm, never heard of Nintendo before. Have you, Dawn and Paul who are somehow in this room right now?!?" she shrieked at Dawn, who was in bed with Paul on the bunk above hers. "What?" said Dawn. "You didn't hear us all of last night?"
"Dawn!" shrieked Ash, horrified. "What are you doing with Paul?!? I thought you were mine!"
"And I," said Misty, pulling Ash by the ear, "thought you were mine."
"But I," said Brock, crawling up to Misty with a begging man's voice, "thought you were mine!"
Continuing the letter, she read, "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, as you will only be able to work here for one day, about seven days from now. You will be assigned to your stations upon arrival. But don't miss it! This is the company that brought you Pokémon!"
"That brought us Pokémon?" asked Brock, incredulously. "But Pokémon have been around for way longer than some random hundred-year-old game company. Why would they have been the ones that brought us?"
"It's the same thing that brought me to you..." said Ash, red on the cheeks as he approached Brock.
"Well, anyway," said Misty, ignoring her skepticism. "Let's go there anyway, to see what we find."
When they entered the building, seven days later, they saw Jessie and James rocking on the dance floor, acting naughty...
"Your hand's around my waist..." continued the song, as James put his hand on Jessie's waist. "Hey you two!" said Meowth. "Get the fuck up, we need to keep working to clear our name!"
"What's up with Jessie and James?" asked Dawn.
"Nothing that isn't up with you..." said Brock, reaching towards Dawn. Paul promptly slapped him away, leaving him on the floor, hurt in more ways than one.
"Hey, look, it's Gary!" said Ash.
"Hi, Ashy boy," said Gary. His voice suddenly got low and soft. "You wanna do it tonight?"
"Hell yeah," said Ash. "I'm beating you this time. Last time was the last time your Pikachu defeats my Lucario in a match of Brawl!"
"That reminds me," said May, who was next to them. "I need to show you to your workstation. But not before I get my hands on Ash..." she said, fingers crawling up onto Ash's shoulders.
"But he's mine!" yelled Misty suddenly.
"No, he's MINE!" said Dawn, equally as angry. The three girls promptly got into a fistfight over Ash, complete with scratching and bitch-slapping.
* * *
Author's note: This story was originally written in February, when Zoroark had just been revealed. This is why the anime characters act like they've never heard of him before.* * *
An hour later, they were working on packaging promotional posters for a movie on Zoroark. "Who's Zoroark?" asked Ash, confused. "Is he some sort of new Pokémon? And ahh!" he said, suddenly doing a double take. "Look at how ridiculous I look on this picture! Who in their right mind would—""Hey look," said May. "It's Drew."
"Yo," he said, suddenly noticing Zoey, who had been right beside May all the time and not uttered a peep. "Hey, I don't think I've ever seen you before..." he said.
"What do you mean, you've never—" said May, fuming, as Drew walked right up to her and started petting her on the head. "Now, now. Don’t get your feathers ruffled."
"But you're supposed to love me!" said May. "What are you doing hitting on Zoey?"
"I'm not going out with her!" countered Drew.
Meanwhile, while they were arguing amongst themselves, Pikachu and Piplup were below, running around and playing. Suddenly, Piplup stopped Pikachu, threw him onto the floor, and started stroking him. Pikachu felt very awkward throughout, when suddenly Ash came to pick him up. "There you were!" said Ash. "Come on, we need to go home."
As Ash was walking out, a hand was on his shoulder. "Leaving so soon?" asked Paul. "Why don't we take it easy for a while..." he said, with a low voice.
"Leave me alone, you perv," said Ash. "I'm sick of this place. Let's go, Pikachu."
It was time for their lunch break. Dawn, May and Zoey promptly got into a game of Truth or Dare with Paul and Drew.
As Paul drew a card from the deck they used to choose truths and dares, he said, "You know, I'm not sure this was such a good idea." He was being dared to start kissing Drew. As they slowly put their lips nearer each other, the girls were giggling their heads off. But suddenly, they were going into it full force, as they realized that they liked the feeling. The girls, upon seeing this, acted as if on cue and started taking turns doing it themselves.
To be expanded. It's not over yet!
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