The "smartass" question of the week answers!

[Satoshi-chan]

Ok, I am indeed a smartass! But you guys are as well, and I am loving it!!! So, this week I did a crazy 3rd question to the question of the week, and I really liked your responses. So, I think I'll just devote a thread to these things... it'll be easier then reading off these insane answers on the cast.

Also, I made this thread because I am thinking of giving you guys more smartass questions on future casts!

Oh yeah, the question was: If you have 10 Pikachu and Team Rocket steals 6, how many do you have left?

First of all, Team Rocket is not stealing from me! Those bastards can't even beat Dawn(such a noob then) in the beginning of the season. My pikachu would probably be level 100's and I would shoot their brains out before they start to say their motto...

BTW Mine is .....Life's a B!@#H

Very good point! Team Rocket really does suck at what they do!

And for kicks, the last question: All 10 because I'd kick their sorry asses back to Texas in order to get all of them back =P

LOL!

If I have 10 Pikachu, and Team Rocket steals 6 of them, then I must have been snoozing or doing something that would be distracting enough for Team Rocket to be so successful. I'd like to illustrate this scenario with a mathematic equation.

1 Hitokage + 10 Pikachu = a tiresome attempt to keep them all under control.
1 Hitokage X that tiresome attempt = a needed rest
1 Hitokage + a needed rest = a DIVIDED attention
1 Hitokage divided by attention = a perfect Pikachu stealing opportunity
1 Hitokage - 6 Pikachu = a flaming rage
the square root of a flaming rage is 1 combined thunderbolt attack from the remaining 4 Pikachu.
10,000 volts X 4 Pikachu = 40,000 volts, which equals a very crispy Team rocket
Crispy Team Rocket - 6 Pikachu = triumph
1 Hitokage + triumph = a large victory dinner


So the answer to that question is most definitely a Chinese Buffet.

A Chinese Buffet? Damn you, now I'm hungry!

they can take the other 4 pikachus as i really dispise pikachu

LMAO!!! Sounds like someone took a few too many jolts of electricity and now hates pikachu.

Okay "smartass" here's your answer. Team rocket not be able to steal ANYTHING of mine, and 2nd of all, i woulnt even have a pikachu in the first place as various people have said before, (my name would be my pokemon). and there you go. cant wait till next week, good luck, and best wishes, but before i go, how about you answer a question for me? whats with the guy who reads these answers freaky giggle thing?

Ok, ok, I already admitted it... I am a smartass.

And to answer your question: I am weird, hence a weird giggle I guess.

Zero. I would have slept through six of them being stolen, and the other four would have been so angry that I didn't come to the rescue, they would have run away and joined the circus.

You would have slept through it? Sounds like someone should have put an alarm system on their pikachu.

All (and by the way, I'd have my 427 Pikachu, not just 10).
My Pikachu like hax-based abilities, especially static. >

Jessie: "Ouch, this twerp is extremely lucky!"
James: "I feel like I haven't walked for ages!"
Meowth: "Let's just go and try catching the twerp's Pikachu instead"
427 Pikachu: "Gazzejue!" *Thunderbolts

"Team Rocket's blasting off again!" *ting*

You kicked Team Rocket's ass!!! WAY TO GO!

None. I'd already have been skinning and cooking the Pikachu, so I'd offer some 'Chu Stew to the Rockets. >

Dude, you'll have to let me know how good that stew was! I've always wanted to eat me some pika-chow!

10. Because they'd have no choice but to give them all back after being fired by Nintendo and The Pokemon Company for dragging down the ratings of the show by becoming the worst running gag in the history of all anime.

All too true Bluntasaur! All too true!

 

[RC Right Back At Ya]

To me it only seems the correct answer is 42.

 

[ashita]

the answer to life the universe and everything is?
42 pikachu