The Stupid Excuses Game !

[Platina Berlitz]

Here's where I say a thing that sounds ver bad, and then the next poster make a stupid excuse to that and then they post a statement,a dnthe next psoter makes a stupid excuse to that and so on and so forth
Obey all Bulbagarden rules (If someone posts a stupid statement, create another statement, DO NOT REPLY TO THAT statement !)

I'll start !

Guilty for beating up an old man

 

[XD375]

(Lemme try...)

Excuse to your statement: He ate my homework!

My statement: I can't think of anything stupid enough!

(Now the next poster makes up an excuse to that, right?)

 

[Platina Berlitz]

Yes, easy as that, but all you need to say is a "Stupid Excuse"

My brain turned off....duh

Guilty for blowing up Canada

 

[eX.A.K.R.]

(political jokes for the win)

We have the intelligence to suggest that they were harbouring terrorists!

Guilty for a blackout of a major city.

 

[XD375]

Uhh...the city ate my homework?!?

Guilty for restoring Canada. XD

 

[Platina Berlitz]

They had bacon

Guilty for stealing thousands of dollars

 

[eX.A.K.R.]

My own money got stolen!

Guilty for causing a radioactive leak.

 

[Platina Berlitz]

Uh, *kicks saw behind tree*

Guilty for blowing up NYC

 

[XD375]

Then I wouldn't have to move there to become a voice actor!

Guilty for stealing all their base.

(Hint: Answer with this excuse:

"They were are belong to us!")

Wait...okay I'll just get you a new one, I HAD to make one up for that...

Guilty for sending all our souls to the Shadow Realm.

-_- Sorry.

 

[betagold]

It needed to be cleaned.

Guilty of buying used B-movies from Blockbuster.

 

[XD375]

They were a bargain!

(What's a B-movie?)

Guilty for cleaning NYC.

 

[the gadfly]

I stepped on bubblegum.

Guilty of trying to ban plastic surgery when there are so many real persons who need surgery to fix or enhance their features. (Think about it if it's too subtle for you to understand.)

 

[betagold]

I don't need it!

Guilty of drinking 4 2-leiter(spelling?) bottles of Mountain Dew.

(A B-Movie is one with either a bad plot, bad effects, bad actors, or a combination of the three. They usually get bad reviews as well.)

 

[lonepichu]

Excuse: I was checking to see if they were poisonos

Guilty: Setting your mother-in-law's dress on fire.

 

[eX.A.K.R.]

The fashion magazine said that it looks so dated "you would might as well burn it".

Guilty for wasting time.

 

[XD375]

But I like Pokémon Highway!

Guilty for reporting this post to the Highway admins. XD

 

[Floyd™]

I was bored.
Caused Nuclear Hollocaust

 

[Platina Berlitz]

WWIII sounded like a good idea

Guilty for causing World War III

 

[Dootzbag]

but Hitler told me to!!!!

Guilty for being a communist


(Thread Revival!)

 

[Treemo]

I want to. There.

Guilty for Chao abuse.