The ultimate way to end all Poke/advance/PearlShipping debate...

[Eredar Warlock]

Put all three girls in the same room with Ash, play Enter Sandman from Metallica, and see which of the girls dances best to it.

attempt at being funny

 

[darkpikachu02]

No, Put all 3 girls in the room with the song Together Forever by Rick Astley and let them dance with him and see who dances the best with Ash. (I am a big Dancing With The Stars fan.) Here is a link to an audio stream of the song:
http://retro80s.imeem.com/music/32AvUUm8/together_forever
Ben

 

[Platina Berlitz]

No, have them all just duke it out, the winner gets Ash

 

[vee2x_paradox]

You know what.

Screw it.

Just bring the giant Tentacruel in and let everyone have a big orgy.

That's right. Jigglypuff can join too.

 

[Platina Berlitz]

Jigglypuff didn't even like Ash. Why should it fight ?

 

[PanicAttack]

Because it bloody well can.

Stick Gary in there to satisfy the PalletShippers. Maybe Paul for the Coma-ists.

 

[Chatsy]

Don't forget Drew. He needs some lovin' too.

 

[eX.A.K.R.]

Might as well just cram everyone, every single character, every single Pokémon, all that has been shipped, into the room. If you want to make the maximum amount of people happy, you pull out all the stops.

 

[Cybersai]

Or you could just kill off all the characters in Pokemon besides Ash, thereby giving nobody to ship him with.

 

[PanicAttack]

Then there'd be nobody for Ash to interact with. He'd just go insane since there's literally nobody else around.

...Actually, that would be pretty fun to watch.

 

[vee2x_paradox]

Hell.

Bring the Wailord in and make everyone incompetent the next day!

 

[Melody93]

Bet you a dollar Dawn and May wouldn't do a thing.

 

[Eredar Warlock]

Bet you a dollar Dawn and May wouldn't do a thing.

Post lost validity. You are a Pokeshipper. I am too, and I'll admit it. No one is taking this thread seriously, which was my intention.

 

[Melody93]

Yeah I know I just had to post something.^_~

 

[Cybersai]

Dawn is a "hands-on" girl though, how do we know she doesn't want everyone?

 

[Gaz-the-Gliscor]

I just want May to win the fight! Bring in Dialga or someone to assist her Stamp out Misty and Dawn! No more Pokeshipping or Pearlshipping! It couldn't hurt to stamp out Drew too. Then Ash nor May have any real competition. Ha Ha!

 

[WolfofDoom]

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You know maybe we could try something like Drew dies and Misty ends up with Tracy. Also I'll stick with Cavaliershipping and Advanceshipping.

 

[foxkrystal]

Why a catfight? I predict that things WILL get ugly if the story turns out to that.

 

[A Concerned Solomon]

Or you could just kill off all the characters in Pokemon besides Ash, thereby giving nobody to ship him with.

This works.

 

[Cybersai]

^ There's still hand shippings though.