Obsolete The Unofficial 38th Golden Raspberry Awards Thread

[indigohex]

Sorry about the delay, but it is that time of year again when Hollywood gives out the gongs at the Oscars or the Golden Globes. But one award ceremony beats the others, and that is the Golden Raspberry Awards, which "honours" the worst of the year, and this year, there has been controversy with Mother! getting three nominations, including Worst Actress for Jennifer Lawrence for her role in the film (I haven't seen the film, but people are saying that it was one of the best performances of the year).

Here are my tips for the so-called "winners" (in bold):

Worst Picture:

• Baywatch
• The Emoji Movie
• Fifty Shades Darker
• The Mummy
• Transformers: The Last Knight

Worst Director:

• Darren Aronofsky- Mother!
• Michael Bay- Transformers: The Last Knight
• James Foley- Fifty Shades Darker
• Alex Kurtzman- The Mummy
• Tony Leondis- The Emoji Movie

Worst Actor:

• Tom Cruise- The Mummy as Nick Morton
• Johnny Deep- Pirates of the Caribbean as Captain Jack Sparrow
• Jamie Dornan- Fifty Shades Darker as Christian Grey
• Zac Efron- Baywatch as Matt Brody
• Mark Wahlbery- Daddy's Home 2 and Transformers: The Last Knight as Dusty Mayron and Cade Yeager

Worst Actress:

• Katherine Heigl- Unforgettable as Tessa Connover
• Dakota Johnson- Fifty Shades Darker as Anastasia "Ana" Steele
• Jennifer Lawrence- Mother! as Mother
• Tyler Perry- Boo 2! A Madea Halloween as Mabel "Madea" Simmons
• Emma Watson- The Circle as Mae Holland

Worst Supporting Actor

• Javier Bardem – Mother! and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales as Him and Captain Armando Salazar
• Russell Crowe – The Mummy as Dr. Henry Jekyll
• Josh Duhamel – Transformers: The Last Knight as Col. William Lennox
• Mel Gibson – Daddy's Home 2 as Kurt Mayron
• Anthony Hopkins – Collide and Transformers: The Last Knight as Hagen Kahl and Sir Edmund Burton

Worst Supporting Actress:

• Kim Basinger – Fifty Shades Darker as Elena Lincoln
• Sofia Boutella – The Mummy as Ahmanet
• Laura Haddock – Transformers: The Last Knight as Viviane Wembly
• Goldie Hawn – Snatched as Linda Middleton
• Susan Sarandon – A Bad Moms Christmas as Isis Dunkler

Worst Screen Combo:

• Any combination of two characters, two sex toys or two sexual positions – Fifty Shades Darker
• Any combination of two humans, two robots or two explosions – Transformers: The Last Knight
• Any two obnoxious emojis – The Emoji Movie
• Johnny Depp & his worn-out drunk routine – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
• Tyler Perry & either the ratty old dress or worn-out wig – Boo 2! A Madea Halloween

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel

• Baywatch (Paramount)
• Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (Lionsgate)
• Fifty Shades Darker (Universal/Focus Features)
• The Mummy (Universal)
• Transformers: The Last Knight (Paramount)

Worst Screenplay

• Baywatch – Damian Shannon, Mark Swift, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant; based on Baywatch by Michael Berk, Douglas Schwartz and Gregory J. Bonann
• The Emoji Movie – Tony Leondis, Eric Siegel and Mike White
• Fifty Shades Darker – Niall Leonard; based from the novel by E. L. James
• The Mummy – David Koepp, Christopher McQuarrie, Dylan Kussman, Jon Spaihts, Alex Kurtzman and Jenny Lumet; based on The Mummy franchise
• Transformers: The Last Knight – Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, Ken Nolan and Akiva Goldsman; based on Hasbro's Transformers action figures