The Vending Machine Game (v.1)

[Hдtєяs Gфииa Hдtє]

Simple game, works like this:
Guy 1: I insert a dollar.
Guy 2: You win a TV.
I insert a Big Mac.
etc.
The input and output can be anything you want, just as long as it isn't against the rules. It works like the convo above.
Anyway, on to the game:

I insert a Jalapeño double decker burger topped with raw onions, cole slaw, lettuce, tomatoes, mustard, catsup, sliced and dried Habañero pepper slices and extra cheese all between a spicy and toasted Thai pepper bun, served with "Diablo" curly fries and a 64oz. Coca-Cola Zero, brought to me carhop-style.

 

[Outcast]

You get out a free coupon to get a plain cheeseburger at McDonald's...

I put in my hand.

Btw, this thread was already made, but in the other, you can only insert a coin, so I think you are fine!

 

[Hдtєяs Gфииa Hдtє]

You get your foot.
I insert a cup of chili over rice.

 

[Rayne]

I insert the rice and out pops the old vending machine thread.
Hey what do you know? There it is. ~