The Videogame Quotes Thread

[Arseus Ex Machina]

I'm aware that we already have a topic like this, but its only for Pokemon D/P quotes. Funny/Cool/Interesting/Goofy quotes from ANY video game can go here! WARNING: Potential spoilers from this thread may occur in this thread

After beating Jojora and Friend in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga:

Jojora:EHH! Playtime's over for the day. Over over over over over over OVER!!" *fwee!* *comes back* Jerks. *leaves*

Excerpt from World 3-6 cinema scene from Yoshi's Island DS:

Hey! This isn't Baby Mario. He's lightly fatter and smells..weird. This must be Baby Wario!

 

[Æsahættr]

Fight for something you believe in and find it for yourself. If you do, pass it on to the future. ~Solid Snake MGS2.

 

[Arseus Ex Machina]

When Cranky Kong gives Lanky the Orangastand Sprint Potion:

Cranky: Even I can run faster than you, even with K. Rool on my back. That's why this potion's a must!

 

[Jnoo]

From Phoenix Wright 1:

Edgeworth: Have you come all the way down here to laugh at Miles Edgeworth? Go ahead! Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!

Phoenix: Edgeworth, we don't have that much time to come all the way down here from the office just to laugh at you.

Edgeworth: Yes you do!

Phoenix: (Actually he's right.)

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Phoenix: Was there anyone else at the meeting?

Vasquez: I've forgotten.

Phoenix: ...

Vasquez: ...

Phoenix: Could you possibly try remembering?

Vasquez: No.

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Phoenix: So...what happens next?

Vasquez: ?

Phoenix: Don't "?" me!

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Maya: Nick? The water pressure's kind of low in that shower.

Phoenix: You want more pressure, huh? Why don't you go down to the fire department and have them spray you with the hose?

Maya: Good idea, Nick!

Maya leaves

Phoenix: (Apparently, E.S.P. is no aid in detecting sarcasm.)

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Phoenix: Difficult-looking legal books stands in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too.


The game has a lot quotes that have a lot of win.

 

[Loch Ness Lapras]

From Paraworld:

"The Allosaurus is a two-legged carnivore."
"That means it's a meat eater."
"Like me."
"That's why we get along so well."
"Right Tiny?" *grrr*

 

[Arseus Ex Machina]

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga:

Koopa Troopa: Hitting that "!" block over there activates the Pinch Crane. I like to call it Mr. Pinch. Don't ask me why!

 

[Habunake]

Pw: Jfa

"adrian Andrews, I Choose You!"

 

[Nando]

Dimentio from Super Paper Mario:

"Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic, I nearly forgot about you. I'll squeeze the life out of you later. Just wait over in that dimension, okay?"

 

[Æsahættr]

"Uhh...Were your parents related? Like, you know, before they were married?" ~ Conker, in Conker's Bad Fur Day.

 

[The Third Mew]

From Runescape.

When you examine an examinator:
''Upon examining the examinator, you examine that it is indeed an examinator.''

When you examine a Ket-Zek:
''Good dog, lizard, thingy....''

The following quotes are from Spiderman:
''Squirrels must love you, cuz your nuts!''

''Your crazier then a soup sandwhich!''

''So whats your name then? Oh! I know, Power Pixie! Oh no, Ive got a better one: The Cushion!''

''Look mommy! That man is climbing up walls of buildings!'' ''Thats nice dear.''

 

[Æsahættr]

Ooh, another Runescape one: Upon examine a pile of skulls: "Disturbing, but tidy."

 

[Arseus Ex Machina]

From Donkey Kong Country 3:

Brash Bear: If I were you, I'd walk backwards just to look presentable!

Excerpt from the scene after beating Fawful at Bowser's Castle in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga:

Fawful: EYAHAHAHA! Now it's time for the finale, where rashness lead to a comeback unexpected by you! You're lives that I spit at are but a mere caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all perish with your pathetic Bean Bean Kingdom!

 

[Terra Force]

Digimon World DS

*name not added to avoid spoilers*: Screw you! Failed again!

 

[TSK]

From SNES RPG "Secret of The Stars"

Old Man: "A GREAT DOCTOR NAMED "ESH" OR "ASH" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT HASN'T BEEN HERE."

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Garados: "NOW GARADOS WILL SEAL YOUR FATEFUL DOOM!"

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Token NPC: "I'M A RICH MAN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS MONEY."

--

Greeter NPC: "THIS IS BOX TOWN. IT IS FILLED WITH BOXING FANS."

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Random Black NPC: "LET ME DO THE FIELDS, WHAT DO YOU SAY?"

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Evil Circus Owner ('cause every RPG just isn't complete with an evil circus): "PLEASE ENJOY WELL."

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And yes, the game was in all caps. I don't know why.

 

[Arseus Ex Machina]

Another priceless line from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga:

Fire God*: Having no visitors in 3000 years really takes it's toll. Everything just seems to...Slip...One's...Mind!!**

*I call him that due to lack of an official name.

**Yes, those last three word were in big text like that.

 

[Nando]

I'm going to put spoiler space for this. Do not scroll down unless you want the ending of Super Paper Mario spoiled.



































"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Of course. This is my moment. Even if the count dies, the Chaos Heart won't disappear if I continue to control it! But I needed the power of the Pure Hearts to beat him... I couldn't do that on my own. So I had all of you do the sweaty labor for me. And you even used up your Pure Hearts to defeat Count Bleck! If they make greeting cards to thank you for helping with evil plans, I owe you one." (Dimentio)

 

[The Third Mew]

One from Runescape, if you press the expel guests button when youre not in a house:

''You're not in a house. You cant expel people from the world, even if you don't like them!''

Or what 50% Luke says:

''Hey! I was supposed to let nobody out the compound! Get back in here, before the captain sees it!''

The funny thing is, you snuck out to do something, and are now returning, and have no way of getting past him. And then he lets you through!

Oh yes, when you examine grain:
''Like baby bread.''

 

[Nekusagi]

From the description for Can of Spinach in Castlevania: Dawn of Souls:
May cause delusions of strength (or something along those lines.)

 

[Kriegsaffe No. 9]

From Half-Life 1:

(after nearly being killed by monsters) Scientist: "Rather stimulating, isn't it?"

Half-Life 2:

Dr. Kleiner: "Right you are. This is a red letter day, we'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission."

Barney: "You mean it's working? For real this time? Because... I still have nightmares about that cat."

Alyx: "What cat?"

Kleiner: "Now, now, there is nothing to be worried about, we have made major strides since then, major strides."

Alyx: "What cat?!"

And another:

Dr. Breen: "This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from our Benefactors. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the Overwatch, but this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on their part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Gordon Freeman is a theoretical physicist who had hardly earned the distinction of his Ph.D. at the time of the Black Mesa Incident. I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that--an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him? Well...I will leave the upbraiding for another time, to the extent it proves necessary. Now is the moment to redeem yourselves. If the transhuman forces are to prove themselves an indispensable augmentation to the Combine Overwatch, they will have to earn the privilege."

The Combine Overwatch: (all dead, having been killed by you, Gordon Freeman)

 

[Blackjack Gabbiani]

FFVI has a metric ton of great lines

Funny:

"Huh? Why's everyone singing?" --Sabin, at the opera

"'Wait', he says. Do I look like a waiter?" --Kefka

"Son of a submariner!" --Kefka (alternately, "Son of a sandworm!" in the Advance version)

"Uweehee! Game over! Don't tease the octopus, kids!" --Ultros

"Is this about my abilities?"
"Well, there's three reasons. First off, your beauty has me captivated. Second, I'm dying to know if I'm your type. I guess your....abilities would be a distant third." --Terra and Edgar (paraphrased)

"His highness said he'd marry me when I get older!" --really really young girl in Figaro castle

"Mr Thou!"
"Mr Thou's that one, over there!" --Gau, Sabin

"Ahem! There's SAND on my boots!" --Kefka

"Fire! Fire! Heh-heh-heh..." --Imperial guards

"I'm an ex-general, not some opera floozy!" --Celes



Serious:

"Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever?" --Kefka

"...there will be no one left to worship us..." --Gestahl

"...Father...alive...happy..." --Gau

"Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison." --Kefka