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The Worst Disguise EVER!

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It's been labelled the worst disguise ever - two men arrested over a burglary attempt in the US were found with fake beards and masks scrawled on their faces with a permanent marker.

Police stopped the car of Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20 after it matched the description of a vehicle used by two men who allegedly tried to break into an Iowa apartment last Friday night.

When officers looked inside the 1994 Buick Roadmaster, they were surprised to find the men with masks, beards and moustaches painted on their face in some sort of rudimentary disguise.

"It's a little weird," police chief Jeff Cayler told Radio Iowa.

"I've been here long enough that I've seen a lot of things, but this one's a little different compared to most ... I mean, just the face thing is what sets it apart."

Mugshots of the pair show the black ink scribbles on their faces.

A number of US blogs, including the popular Huffington Post, described it as "the worst disguise ever".

The men may have been under the influence of alcohol when they devised the idea for their disguises.

"For what it's worth, it appeared they had both been drinking quite a bit and maybe weren't thinking quite rationally," Mr Cayler said.

One of the men also believed the owner of the apartment they were trying to rob was dating his girlfriend, he said.

McNelly and Miller were each charged with attempted second-degree burglary and released on bail.

Mr Cayler said numerous media outlets had contacted him about the case, while pictures of the two men have raced around the internet and blogosphere.

'Dumb and Dumber'

In 2005, Australians Luke Carroll and Anthony Prince made international headlines after they held up a Colorado bank while wearing name tags and speaking in Australian accents.

The pair were reportedly regulars at the bank, so were quickly identified by their accents.

They also took photos of themselves posing with the stolen cash in a public toilet; photos that were later discovered by police on a digital camera and which became key prosecution evidence.

The pair were labelled "Dumb and Dumber" by the media.
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For those who may not care to click on the link, here are their photos. lol
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This is both utterly stupid and hilarious.
 
Yes, very Hilarious, but I blame this economy, they probably couldn't afford better masks, maybe they were trying to steal to be able to buy some.
 
*wallbang*

I just love stupid criminals. They deserve to get caught. Seriously...

This is the epitome of stupid.
 
WELL, LOL. SERIOUSLY. Marker in the first place isn't a good idea, because when it's all said and done and you need to look like a normal human being again... it's a real whore to wash off. Though I was imagining something cooler than scribbles. Something like Jigglypuff's face er, art.

The local radio station of my hometown would have a segment on stupid criminals every morning. These would definitely be "too stupid to live" by their standards.

bell02+ said:
Yes, very Hilarious, but I blame this economy, they probably couldn't afford better masks, maybe they were trying to steal to be able to buy some.
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JUST QUOTED FOR GOLDENESS.
 
I shall express myself with a smilie :banghead: Even I could have done that better!
 
Oh my fucking god, when I saw those disguises I literally pissed myself, you cunt Covet.

This made my day.
 
I like that the guy on the left tried to make a design in his.
 
Wow, if you rob someone and need to dispose of your disguise immediately afterwards (so that if the cops stop you later, you can say 'nope, don't look like that dude'), you don't use a friggin marker. lolol What a dumb bunny.
 
Covet said:
For those who may not care to click on the link, here are their photos. lol
robbers-disguise-420-420x0.jpg


This is both utterly stupid and hilarious.
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I wonder if they could even recognize each other? That is such a great disguise. =O
 
Man. What awesome disguises. Even Clark Kent's disguise isn't as infallible!
 
Covet said:
For those who may not care to click on the link, here are their photos. lol
robbers-disguise-420-420x0.jpg


This is both utterly stupid and hilarious.
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/faceplant

Hmm I guess they couldn't afford a mask..so they just used some Sharpies that were laying around their home?
 
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