Tribute Statue Must Appear "Neutered"

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Oh ho, wooow. Chalk this one up there with "Annon does not forgive". :/

It's just a friggin' statue, it's not like the damned thing would run off and impregnate random dogs. If it did, someone call Weekly World News.
 
"We cannot have intact testicles on government property. As California government officials, at least the ones on our side, will attest to, Sacramento is a testicle-free zone."

*gets the rusty hedgeclippers and threatens them*
 
They've always been hippies in Sacremento. Wait... if they were hippies, then they would let the dog have its... uhh... yeah..
I wonder if those are the same people who are making me go back to school a month early...?

Sceptile726, may I see your hedgeclippers for a moment? ; )
 
...wait a minute...

For anyone who didn't pick it up - spoof site alert :p

(A variety of other articles from that site)

"The United States Centers For Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in Atlanta, Georgia, declared on Friday that the "obesity epidemic" sweeping our nation is now contagious, due, in large part, to a phenomenon knows as EARS. Their recommendation: immediately quarantine the overweight."

"Researchers from the University of California at Olivehurst reveal solid data that show a clear connection between world-wide climate change, ala Al Gore, and global warming. The findings were published on Friday in the International Digest of Investigation, Observation, and Theory." (Note that International Digest of Investigation, Observation and Theory = I.D.I.O.T.)

"Mired in partisan squabbling over a patchwork immigration plan, and stinging from another defeat in Congress, U.S. President George W. Bush turns to popular illusionist Criss Angel for help."

Not to mention this poll :

Tom Cruise to play Harry Potter - your reaction?
I think Cruise will make a perfect Potter
How did he manage that?
Cruise should just go away.

Onion wannabe, anyone?
 
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That's what sent alarm bells flying in my head, yes.
 
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